theladyarsenal

[theladyarsenal]

Yeah, she is. But don't get any ideas about stealing her, buddy

I know your whole thing is guns, so how about a sword that uses a gun to do more sword?

I'm no swordswoman, but that looks hot.

Maybe I could get @pizzalover8969 to show me a thing or two. I'd definitely give it a go.

[theladyarsenal]

I know your whole thing is guns, so how about a sword that uses a gun to do more sword?

I'm no swordswoman, but that looks hot.

Maybe I could get @pizzalover8969 to show me a thing or two. I'd definitely give it a go.

#i know how blow up things not slice them #except in the kitchen #i make some delicious sushi #devil may cry #dmc #lady #devil may cry 5 #dmc5

[theladyarsenal]

No one asked me either. Which is why I'm sitting on my couch curled up with my favorite teddy bear (affectionately given to me by a close friend), a carton of ice cream, and a box of chocolates I bought for myself.

I'm perfectly content with this.

You can join me if you want.

Can't believe nobody's asked me to be their Valentine. Whack.

#valentines schmalentines #i can buy myself flowers #valentines day #devil may cry #dmc5 #dmc #dmc nico #lady

[theladyarsenal]

Valentines day is the day where I buy myself chocolate, sit down in comfy pj's, and binge Netflix.

And feel good about it!

Because not everyone has to be in a relationship to be happy.

Although, there are a couple of people I'd want to spend Valentines Day with.

#being single isnt that bad #ask dante because hes been single his whole life #valentines day #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #lady #dmc5

[theladyarsenal]

H-Hi I'm the Gem Anon!! I had yet to visit ya and honestly I wish to go out with you and @bewitching-betrishing maybe @lethal-artisan and do a girls night sometime?

Nice to meet you!

And I'm always down for a girls' night out!

#hell to the yes! #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #lady #dmc5

[theladyarsenal]

That sounds like a horror movie

Geeze, I wish you had like a body camera or something so we could see what's going on.

Alright, so I finally made it to Maine.

I totally did not have a head on collision with a seagull. It was his fault by the way, despite whatever the little bastard says.

Something weird is definitely going on here, it’s eerily quiet. I’m going to work on interviewing the locals and getting some leads.

[theladyarsenal]

I know it's redundant, but please be careful. I really don't want to have to tell Dante and Vergil that you got turned into plant food. That might actually make them both get along for once now that I think about it.

Alright, so I finally made it to Maine.

I totally did not have a head on collision with a seagull. It was his fault by the way, despite whatever the little bastard says.

Something weird is definitely going on here, it’s eerily quiet. I’m going to work on interviewing the locals and getting some leads.

[theladyarsenal]

I actually like the atmosphere of really creepy buildings.

Brings out my inner ghost hunter

Alright, so I finally made it to Maine.

I totally did not have a head on collision with a seagull. It was his fault by the way, despite whatever the little bastard says.

Something weird is definitely going on here, it’s eerily quiet. I’m going to work on interviewing the locals and getting some leads.

[theladyarsenal]

Maybe you should get some really good weed killer.

Alright, so I finally made it to Maine.

I totally did not have a head on collision with a seagull. It was his fault by the way, despite whatever the little bastard says.

Something weird is definitely going on here, it’s eerily quiet. I’m going to work on interviewing the locals and getting some leads.

[theladyarsenal]

Let me know if you need any help, Shocker.

Alright, so I finally made it to Maine.

I totally did not have a head on collision with a seagull. It was his fault by the way, despite whatever the little bastard says.

Something weird is definitely going on here, it’s eerily quiet. I’m going to work on interviewing the locals and getting some leads.

#because i dont have anything else going on #devil may cry #dmc nero

[theladyarsenal]

Who knows.

Just realized somethin'... Where the hell is Vergil?

[theladyarsenal]

Not officially, but that can be fixed 😉

Say, I've got a blond guy over here, answers to "Kennedy" (and claims he's best friends with the sitting president?) Who is ranting about some umbrella themed company dabbling in demon summoning and combining them with affronts to biology. Does that sound like something you'd be willing to cross over (to the next city over) for?

Hmmm...maybe. But i gotta take care of James, so ask that blonde guy to come over to devil may cry.

[theladyarsenal]

He really does have a punchable face, though.

Say, I've got a blond guy over here, answers to "Kennedy" (and claims he's best friends with the sitting president?) Who is ranting about some umbrella themed company dabbling in demon summoning and combining them with affronts to biology. Does that sound like something you'd be willing to cross over (to the next city over) for?

Hmmm...maybe. But i gotta take care of James, so ask that blonde guy to come over to devil may cry.

[theladyarsenal]

It's a donut kind of morning.

#i dont eat donuts often #when i do i eat a whole box #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #lady

[theladyarsenal]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and spike it with vodka.

#then give it to your best friend #im off to torture said best friend #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #lady #dmc5

[theladyarsenal]

I found Feud: Bette and Joan on Hulu.

That was at noon, it's now 8:30 PM and I still haven't done any house work, cleaned my weapons, or answered calls.

That's right, I'm a couch potato today.

#how did i not know about this show 7 years ago #legendary rivalry between two has-been actresses #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #lady #dmc5

[theladyarsenal]

Why not? I could use some entertainment.

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