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best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

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potato

#potato

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REBLOG to return Twitch’s hug

LIKE to say you would hunt spider-mechs with her

IGNORE to tell Twitch to forget that you two ever met

#earthspark spoilers #tf earthspark #transformers memes #macaddam #transformers twitch #transformers wheeljack #I haven't watched earthspark yet #but I couldn't ignore #that would be rude :( #how could I say no?

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You can’t tell me this isn’t how that episode went.

#TFA #transformers animated #transformers #lugnut #tfa megatron #tfa shockwave #I love this so much #not only is this basically what happened #not only because could I see Lugnut saying that #But of all people he could have asked that question #He asks Megatron #The leader of the Decepticons #Suffice to say #it's pure comedy gold

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#tf2 #team fortress 2 #absolutely beautiful #love this too much #tf2 weapon names

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If I had a nickel for every time the BLU Spy lost his head, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #phineas and ferb #doctor doofenshmirtz #Man lost his head in two separate meet the character videos #And I just realized that now #The BLU Spy isn't allowed to keep his head #Does this count as an incorrect quote?

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I may be an a little stupid, but when I saw the first panel, I mistook the thing on the side of Pyro’s mask as their eye, and thought they were looking in two different directions. Now I can’t unsee it, and I apologize immensely 

pyro's advice

#Don't know the word for the thing on the side of Pyro's face #sorry #Pyro #Medic #art #I love this #My two most favorite characters #tf2 #team fortress 2

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reblog this post to kiss gordon freeman on the forehead gently

#Halflife

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Had this stupid thought of Pyro getting high and decided to draw it for the funnies

#tf2 #tf2 pyro #pyro #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #There's no thoughts behind their eyes #Absolutely none #They're my favorite character #I wanna give them a hug

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murhurr mphphuuprurr hurr mph

#Pyro #TF2 #art #I love this little guy

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#It has been done #Ninjago #lego

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Update, they sleepy

It is done

They’ve been reunited

#just little guys #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #pokemon home update

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It is done

They’ve been reunited

#Named a Hisuian Sneasle Ingo in PLA and a Sneasle Emmet in PV as a joke #This was like #what #months ago? #I'm so happy for them #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon legends arceus #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo

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If a cowboy had a furry, and that furry was a cow, would that make the furry a boycow?

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I smile whenever I see this drawing of Medic

Remember true evil?

Now it will be TRUE evil

#He's just a little guy #What do you mean he's true evil? #TF2 #Team Fortress #TF2 medic

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happy Thursday the 20th

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