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Azem: Behind me, everyone!
Lanz: We’ve got this!
As everyone braced for impact…
Ifrit(?): NOT ON MY WATCH!
Put simply, Ifrit(?) charged at Sol-Pyrotek, going surprising distance to a Crystal Horde Base…and exploded first. It was like a fiery nuke without radiation in effect, visible for a long stance and a surge of heat washing over everyone for a moment…before Ifrit(?) landed nearby after some sort of leap.
Azem: …Well then…that happened.
*It wasn't so much of a "base" but more of spawner for naturally born Crystallized Ones to be created which was still good to destroy either way*
Jackrow, exhausted from having battled thousands of Grimm and Crystallized Ones: From what I've gathered from Azem, you're a friend of theirs? And I've also gathered that "This" is not your usual form either. So who are you really? *He sat down and began patching himself up to deal with the burns*
(Meanwhile with Cosmic Sam)
*In any other case, clutching one's fist with that much force would surely cause it to bleed but "He" was made of much more tougher stuff...But...It still did concern those near him when the Sadist Crystals that grew by him became a almost jet black color...But suddenly! A voice made itself known*
Cinder, as she steeled herself in the presence of a God: Lord...Cosmic Sam. I beg of you to allow me to join your ranks and I will prove to you that "I" am worthy of becoming another Vessel-! (Cosmic Sam: It doesn't work like that.) Pardon?...
Cosmic Sam: Becoming a Sadistic Vessel does not work like that. If I were to give a singular person such as yourself the amount of power required to become one, your pitiful body would not handle it and you'd die an agonizing death. (Cinder: But what about Athena?) She is a very interesting case because her race can create beings similar to the ones you just saw earlier now...And before you say that "our goals line-up with one another"...*He had then back handed her into a nearby boulder with her Aura barely intact* We both desire power but "That" is where our similarities end.
Cinder, trying and failing to hide her fear: W-What do you mean-Ghrk!! *He grabbed her by the neck and choke slammed her to the ground*
Cosmic Sam: You do "not" have the true drive to truly be one of us. You have not once taken power for yourself only and accepted power from your fallen mistress like a dog would accept a bone from their owner. I had pillaged ancient ruins for powerful artifacts, stolen anomalous tech from facilities, and even killed others for specific parts that would improve me in ways you couldn't even dream of!!
Cinder, knowing what's in store for her: If that's the case...Before you kill me, I have a question...Do you believe in destiny?...
*The God of Corruption was silent for what seemed like hours...Only for what sounded like snickering came beneath his mask, then laughter, then to full on cackling...This absolutely unnerved practically almost everyone else*
Cosmic Sam, as he grabbed Cinder by the neck again: I "KILLED" destiny with my own hands! I tore out the destined hero's beast's heart and merged it with myself to become what I am now!! And you have the gall to assume "I" believe in such a pathetic concept!?
*He had thus drained her of "All" of her power and threw her to the ground with zero remorse*
Cosmic Sam: "Never" show your face to me again...I have much more important business to attend to with a person who's actually worth my time. *He had then opened a portal and turned to the others* Let us head back before I have to see this whelp any longer...
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Ifrit(?): Gah-RAGH! ENOUGH!
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeqyEzK87z4
In an instant, Ifrit(?) let loose a powerful explosive blast to knock Sol-Pyrotek off…and immediately went in for a counter. Which is to say that he punched, kicked, and clawed at a quicker rate than the clawing from before, every blow engulfed in flames. After a while, he’d then steal the grim’s whip to use against it as well.
Eunie: Queen’s Wings, just how brutal is he?
Azem: I’ll be honest…I think when he’s in this form only. I’m not fully sure, though.
*The Primal Grimm was on its last legs and it knew its foe was likely going to beat him...So it decided to go out its own way*
Sol-Pryotek, as it spat out a fallen tooth: Hail...Lord Samuel...
Ross: Oh! so it can talk-Wait, what's it doing?? *The beast began glowing as it had then charged at Ifirit in great speeds...If it was going down, then it shall take him and everyone else with it*
Blitzø: Oh s***!! It's gonna blow!!!
Jackrow: Everyone get to cover!!!! *Everyone soon began using whatever magic or other defenses they had on hand to prepare for the incoming explosion*
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Soon enough, however, Ifrit(?) did something unexpected: He grabbed it and pulled, intent on either pulling Sol-Pyrotek in or pull himself closer to the dark copy. In either case, brutal melee combat would come soon. As this happened…
Azem: Yep…he is. Long story, of course, so let’s just aid him as best we can. Just…mind the heat, of course.
Well…it’s two beings of raging hellfire, that was obvious.
*As the two personally fought savagely with the heroes helping as best they can while trying to not accidently hit Ifirit(?) by mistake, more beings from The Crystallized Horde started appearing along with more of the fire Grimm*
*Suddenly, Sol-Pryotek had slammed the more benevolent Ifirit down to the ground and began clawing at him while roaring in fury by how none of its targets are dead yet*
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you guys get to have uzi, as a treat
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Giam - So... what do you want me to do exactly?
Dr Ridley - just stand over there.
Giam - over there?... In the massive satanic pentagram?
Dr Ridley - *typing something on the computer* that's the one.
Giam - Ok... *stands in the pentagram while workers wrap him in chains*
Dr Ridley - great, this won't hurt one bit don't worry.
Giam - that's good to hear.
Dr Ridley - Oh? Sorry I was just talking to myself. *activates machine*
Giam - *extreme pain* (: HAHAHAHA *begins floating before slumping to the ground*
Dr Ridley - ...hmm, patient stable... how do you feel?
Giam - Fine... Wait! Oh no! I think this machine transed my gender!
Dr Ridley - That's... not possible.
Giam - What a horrible fate! I know, well guess there's nothing more we can do now but continue on living my life as Alice now... *casually removing the heavy chains from her body* a real shame.
Dr Ridley - ... well if this did happen, this is a very strange anomaly indeed, we need to conduct more tests right away!
Alice - I understand, there's nothing that can be done. *tying up her hair into a ponytail* a real tragedy indeed!
Dr Ridley - with some experiments we could possibly revert these changes!
Alice - I wouldn't want to be a bother, plus I've already gotten a replacement name tag *pulls out her new nametag*
Dr Ridley - ...wait what... how did you get hold of that?!
Alice - Don't worry! Don't worry! I understand that nothing can be done to help with my... horrific fate. *begins leaving*
Dr Ridley - ...
Mitchell - *entering with coffee as Alice is leaving* oh hi Alice, I like your new hair.
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Azem: You’d be right to say a Ifrit is here…just not a hostile one.
Indeed, soon the Primal Grimm was launched back by a being that seemed like Ifrit, but…wasn’t the same. More bipedal, more fur, very different horns, and even bigger than Primal Ifrit…then it, or rather, he spoke.
Ifrit(?): I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but I know this…you are someone I must kill, and so I shall!
This…was clearly aimed at the Primal Grimm.
Azem: …I just need to say this: You’ve hit the nail on the head, Clive.
Who was Clive, even?
*The Sadist made beast soon used its chain in an attempt to ensnare and strangle this new opponent*
Eda, while catching her breath for a moment: Lemme guess...Friend of yours, Azzy?
Luz: If he is, then let's help move the battle to his favor! *Both she and Uzi began using Ice glyphs and missiles respectively to freeze the ground underneath Sol-Pyrotek to make it lose balance and lose its grip on Ifirit(?)*
(Meanwhile with The Council of Black Hearts)
Maleficant: Master, who exactly is that? And why does The WoL know him?
Cosmic Sam, as his fists clenched in hidden frustration: He...Is unfortunately an acquaintance of theirs...How they found this place, I know not...What I do know is that this'll make things more difficult for us all in the future...
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Azem: This is reminding me of that Infernal Shadow I had to face not too long ago. Least this one isn’t the same sort of foe as that.
As if in response to that, a roar was soon heard in the distance…one familiar to Azem.
Azem: …Wait…is that…who I think it is?
Everyone else, even as the Primal Grimm was aggressive, seemed baffled now.
(Note: We are so back!!)
Ross, after having avoided being scorched alive by the Primal Grimm of Flame's Hellfire breath: Please don't tell me the actual Ifirit is back now!?
Jackrow, after getting a good hit on its armored hide: I think it might be something else!...Hopefully friendly.
*The Primal Grimm responded back with its own hellish roar on whomever was stepping up to its territory...*
(Meanwhile with The Crystallized Horde)
Cosmic Sam, having a sneaking suspicion on who this was: Oh...How marvelous...*He did not sound pleased by whatever or whoever made that roar*...It seems "He" managed to find this place as well now...
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Okay so if Hatsune Miku and Boyfriend Friday Night Funkin’ are siblings-
would that make BF’s full name Hatsune Boyfriend?
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may the state of israel crash & burn within our lifetime amen
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Azem: Seven hells…ok, we’ve got a fake Ifrit to slay! Everyone, let loose your full power!
Lanz: Hold nothing back? Well, you don’t need to ask me twice!
Sena: Yipee!
With that, as the dark mockery of the God of the Amalj’aa roared to life, the heroes would make something clear…they overall knew how to fight Primals, and wouldn’t hold back against this sadistic new foe.
*The chain whip it pulled out from its chest was not only super heated to seemingly impossible temperatures but was capable of melting and burning anything non-living it came into contact with*
Jackrow: And I thought the original was bad enough but this thing takes it out of the park-Woah!! *It suddenly fired balls of pure magma from its maw which not only caused the battle arena to have less safe spaces but also summoned fire based Grimm that crawled out from the molten puddles*
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here the youtube channel
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Azem: We’ll, that is…is………seven hells, she’s not messing around now.
Noah: Erm…mind explaining what you mean?
Azem: In short, that fiery bird with four wings and three heads is an ancient creation called the Phoinix, and the only way it could be here is due to Athena…I suppose what’s what the cat meant by “that” being brought along, and I can only suspect she didn’t just do the Phoinix…
Even as the heroes learned of this, it was too late. Soon, Sam would claim what he wished to claim, ahead of the heroes in his plans before using that very same power before their very eyes. Even some of Salem’s still alive subordinates would see what soon awaited their queen, with Athena already there to just watch the show as her beasts raged on.
*The heroes soon blasted open the door, only to discover that Cosmic Sam was indeed here and had set up an impenetrable wall of crystals that were see-through to allow everyone to watch as he drained every last bit of Salem's power...This not only caused his crystalline arm to gain new blackened "veins" that crackled with power but also caused Salem...To become human!?!*
Ozcar, as he temporarily took control to see her having been tossed in front of the barrier before them all: Salem my beloved! Is that you?...
Human! Salem:...Ozma...I'm so sor-?! *She couldn't even get to finish her very last words as Cosmic Sam plunged his hand directly into her heart to tear it out and crush it like nothing*
Cosmic Sam, to a stunned and mortified Ozma: How pitiful...You and your ex-wife had the most absurd divorce and decided to drag everyone into your little mess you call a failed "marriage" and you couldn't even deal "The Final Blow" with your silver eyed weapon...*He had tossed her corpse into a nearby Pool of Grimm which soon began...Boiling?...*
Cosmic Sam: I have a question for you Ozma...How many people did it take to get to "This"? How many people sacrificed themselves for your little lover's dispute? How do you think they'll all feel knowing that They. Died. For. Nothing~?
*Only now had Azem sensed what was going on...Fire Aether was gathering up inside the pool...And something was rapidly rising up from the now screaming hot pool...But they couldn't even warn anyone else in time as "It" roused from the depths and breathed out a massive torrent of Hellfire that destroyed the entire castle in mere seconds...*
[Sol-Pryotek: Primal Grimm of Flames]
*This hulking demonic beast of a Grimm roared into the heavens and caused what was left of the castle to shake and become more destroyed...*
Cosmic Sam: I suppose I'll let you think of your own answer after you gain your new body once this one is entirely charred to nothingness...You never really did take care of your vessels well~...
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As the heroes were kept busy by Pete…well…the rest of the Grimm were not having a good time. Those on the land faced the Proto-Carbuncle directly, the massive Mythic Creation knocking Goliaths over without issue and devouring anything smaller than itself when possible, even using any Grimm with toxic chemicals in them to fuel it’s own toxic attacks.
Those in the water had it no better, for the Hippokampos was on a rampage in the dark waters and sewers of the castle. It’s lack of a physical neck made sneaking up on it tricky, for it could whip it’s head around to find and blast them, and even send copies of it’s floating head out to strike at Grimm with various energy blasts for brief moments, always regrowing it’s head before the attacks are even complete.
Finally, the skies above were engulfed in flames, the Phoinix incinerating all Grimm who flew. Upon four crimson wings, it’s three heads each spewed flames at any Grimm that came close to it’s front, none escaping the gaze of each head and the eye beneath all of their necks, while it’s demon-like tail proved an effective deterrent against attacks to the rear. Even a swarm of Lancers was useless, for any attempts to swarm the Phoinix was met with a burst of flame, as fireballs also rained down upon the land.
Athena didn’t need to lift a finger as her beasts proved their worth, each hunting down and killing Grimm with high efficiency, even on their own. Cosmic Sam would no doubt be pleased with the results, for it meant he could focus on his main goal.
Salem, now incredibly frustrated: What's going on?! Why can't I see anything within my castle-!? *She had sensed that someone else was in the room with her* So you heroes have finally arriv-?!?
*Cosmic Sam didn't even let her finish as he teleported right in front of her and began "weakening" her to make what's to come all the more easier...AKA: He began to use his most brutal attacks to tire her out completely with every death she went through being more painful than the last*
(Meanwhile with The heroes)
Ross, after knocking another explosive back to Pete to send him flying into a wall: Y'know, for a fat cat, he really can go far despite his girth!
Pete: I heard that you lil punk!! *Peppino had enough of this and decided to uppercut him out of castle through the same hole from which he came from and on top of the scorching hot Phoinix* YEOWCH!!!
Uzi, while looking up into the sky: Wow! He really went far!...Is that a flaming bird up there??...*The others soon looked up an noticed it as well* Azzy, you got any idea on what that thing is?
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Azem would next next for a punch…but didn’t move. Not because of some sort of ambiguous “steadier feet” nonsense but by utilizing a technique to negate the knockback.
Azem: If you want to fight like that, then let’s make it a duel.
Switching to the Monk job, Azem matched Pete’s punches with a flurry of punches and kicks in return, making for a force vs finesse situation as a result. Course…the unholy screeching that soon would permeate the air would be of concern…
Mio: Wot is even making those noises?
Arezu: Whatever it is, it’s probably as bad of news as an Alpha Hippowdon is…
Pete: Oh right!...I forgot she brought "That" over for the mission...(Ross, who was egging the Grimm into fighting the Crystallized servants of Cosmic Sam: Who brought what over?) I didn't say anything!!
Jackrow, after having beheaded one of the bigger grunts: He's most likely referring to Athena (Pete: What?! How did ya-I mean no!!) You're really bad at hiding info.
Pete, now mad from both Azem and Jackrow: I'll show you punks "bad"!! *He soon changed into some type of musketeer outfit and grabbed out his very own blade and lunged at the Chosen One...Only for Helen to block and counter it with her own blade* Oh come on!! Does everyone wanna get in my way today?!
Helen: You're not getting anywhere near "My" son!
Pete: Fine! Have it your way, it won't make much of a difference anyways. *To his (hidden) surprise, she definitely was more capable than he was expecting but he wasn't going to give up yet*
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Azem: Looks like we’ve-blocks some of the bombs-got company beyond the Queen of Grimm…saying that out loud sounds less intimidating than it should.
As this happened, some more of the enemy forces would start to emerge, both Grimm and non-Grimm. A Battle Royal would be coming soon…and one side would definitely fall. Especially since that one side was not prepared for literally everything being deployed.
Ross, after being forced to dodge the dodge the winged wraith's carpet bombing of egg shaped Sadist Crystal bombs: Okay, this is just getting excessive! Why don't you quite throwing bombs like a coward and actually fight us!!
Pete: Oh? Ya want me to play fair? I'll show ya "fair"!! *He had spun around in seemingly impossible speeds and was in a new set of clothes that made him look more like a super-villain*
Serial designation V:...How does this exactly help-Oof!! *The disassembly drone was not at all prepared for him to suddenly dash in incredible speeds and punch her in the gut to send her flying towards the others like a bowling ball*
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Athena: Very well. My dear beast will be no doubt thrilled at the feast it shall soon be having, no doubt.
Proto-Carbuncle(?): Hungry…food near…
Yes, the Proro-Carbuncle has the ability to talk. It’s…limited, but still, it can speak. With that, it starts clambering into position, as Athena just teleported to hers. Meanwhile, with the heroes…well…
Sena: This is almost feeling like she’s trying to stall…
Eunie: Alright…OI! YOU SNUFFIN’ EVIL WANABE QUEEN! STOP WASTIN’ OUT TIME AND COME THE SPARK OUT, YOU ARSEHOLE!
Emir: Giyas…
…yeah. Eunie lost her patience.
Salem, as her voice echoed through the entire castle: Haven't you ever heard of the term "You can't rush art"? I'm simply getting ready, I will be there in a minute! But to tide you impatient mortals for now, I shall give you a true challenge as I prepare~...*A group of three Hound Grimms had revealed themselves within the long corridor that reached the throne room* Who knows, maybe one of you will actually die-!
*She had been interrupted as the seer she was using to both speak and watch had been crushed by an absolutely massive object that also crushed the Hounds with its weight!...The object wasn't even tossed by the heroes, it had just suddenly broke through the castle ceiling....What it even was...A cat...?*
Pete, while trying to recover from the fall: Ugh...That Sally lady's gotta get better roofs...Wait...*He soon noticed that the main threats were right in front of him* Ah shoot! Gotta deal with you chumps already!!
Serial designation J: Excuse me what-?! *The cat had immediately thrown multiple bombs in rapid succession at the rebels* At least say hello a**hole!!
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