thedaythatwas

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while I feel that “cunty” is perhaps overused in today’s vernacular, I find myself at a loss for other words to describe ren’s fishing outfit in mementos mission. like.

HE’S SERVING! LOOK AT THOSE SHADES! CUNTY AF!

#showtime indeed king #tangential but I’m obsessed with akechi in this scene #‘I’m not bad at fishing I’m simply more experienced with saltwater fishing on yachts <3 still better than u try harder next time babe <3’ #akiren #mementos mission #persona 5

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#the first two are literally light yagami looking at the heterosexual porn magazine #kicking his straight legs nonchalantly in respectful admiration

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some futagoro sibling doodles i dont think ive posted here

#ugh I love them #p5r

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@chaoticconstellation I couldn’t leave this in the tags 1) so so true he MUST and 2) I’m cackling

was thinking real hard about how akechi could have possibly managed school, an extremely demanding detective job, being an actual celebrity?? and a hitman?? while also finding time to brood, explore the metaverse, fuel his desire for vengeance against his father, stalk the phantom thieves, AND juggle the debilitating emotional effects of knowing he needs to kill the guy he’s become unhealthily obsessed with (who, coincidentally, he also somehow finds time to hang out with frequently. totally for reconnaissance, of course! it’s, uh, just a work thing. he HATES him.)

then I remembered high schoolers are just like that. oh akechi, you would’ve burnt out in one more year tops.

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my friends: “noooo don’t drink tonight, you always end up rapping about joker persona 5”

me, half a hard seltzer in: “horny bout vampires like I’m bram stoker—”

#(loosely) #persona 5 #rambling

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was thinking real hard about how akechi could have possibly managed school, an extremely demanding detective job, being an actual celebrity?? and a hitman?? while also finding time to brood, explore the metaverse, fuel his desire for vengeance against his father, stalk the phantom thieves, AND juggle the debilitating emotional effects of knowing he needs to kill the guy he’s become unhealthily obsessed with (who, coincidentally, he also somehow finds time to hang out with frequently. totally for reconnaissance, of course! it’s, uh, just a work thing. he HATES him.)

then I remembered high schoolers are just like that. oh akechi, you would’ve burnt out in one more year tops.

#does he hate akiren? yes but also no but also no and yes and no— he doesn’t have time to unpack ALL that #rip akechi you should’ve been making melodramatic playlists instead of. uh. all of that. #persona 5 #goro akechi

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if you don’t think that akira and morgana have had at least one cat-to-owner bonding moment you’re lying to me and yourself

#:3 #persona 5 #akiren

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me: hm I wonder why I’ve got a headache today :(

my caffeine and nicotine addictions, spring allergies, lack of sleep, and animal-of-prey levels of stress: so weird idk man live laugh love!

#rambling

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hey why does everyone say joker was the first person Akechi "killed" irl. Does nondescript security guard mean NOTHING to you

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

#unfortunately #I’m always saying

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this happens like five times in game

#ren: ok man if you say so #<— prev #still obsessed with akechi’s canon ‘I’m alone right now’ text #shuake #persona 5

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finally reading mementos mission and I’m obsessed with how akechi is drawn. my man is wearing sparkly bubblegum flavored lipgloss in every single panel and it shows.

#meanwhile ren is out here existing in schrödinger’s twink box (unclear how he hides those evidently very present abs on the daily) #I am NOT complaining btw I’m just fascinated with this art #persona 5 #mementos mission #goro akechi

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I’m so thank…. Thank you for Akira in drag, it was what she deserved. Lala Escargot is her drag mama.

#reblogging this again #and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future because YES! YES! YES! #persona 5 #akiren

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#for some reason this reminds me of the light yagami bowel explosion post. you know the one. #‘I try to explain the injustices of the carceral state to light yagami and he writes my name in the death note’ #‘cause of death bowel explosion’ #all this to say ​these are both peak posts!

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akira "he's too pretty to be wrong" kurusu, you will always be my favourite loser

#I understand him #shuake #persona 5

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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remember, at any point in time you can quit therapy and start pole dancing. consider it!