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Uranos is now a potted venus fly trap.
A stained glass window manifests, not in the expected dazzling array of colors, but in dark hues of black and gray. It depicts a dragon, which almost immediately becomes animated and crawls out of the window, its obsidian scales becoming real. Two crimson pieces of glass are set into the face as eyes, revealing a hellish glow from behind them.
Damnit! I guess that’s what they call karma.
I’m suddenly really hungry for flies…?
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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Uranos looks at his brother.
The Sorcerer nudges him with a wink
I believe I will! Two cards or else- I mean… please!
He slams 20 currency onto Jerry’s pages.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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Uranos is better. There is no special effect or sudden transition. He is simply healed of all ailments as though he had always been fine and well.
Wha- I… Thank you my brother. That was… generous…
*ahem*
I’m not very good at the whole… nice… good… person… thing.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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It could be said that Uranos walks through the portal, but his form is now too indistinct for such definitions.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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There are specific wards in place on his castle that prevent me from entering or locating it myself.
You will have to escort me to him.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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Inverse… he trapped me within his shadow after that whole Sorcerer War affair, and when I escaped I took his shadow with me. The exchange was not equal or consensual.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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What is happening to me?!
He almost looks like if a real life person was glitching. Not in a digital, electronic way, but in a visceral and very physical manner. The image is rather disturbing. As if the very atoms of his being were becoming uncertain of their functions.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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My twin brother! @sorcererest-sorcerer!!
I know you did something to him!! LOOK AT ME!
Uranos (i.e. the Dark Sorcerer’s name) continues to suffer from this strange magical ailment.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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No currency for you
Hey!
Does anyone have any odd jobs I can do? I don't have any money right now.
I can:
brew potions
grow plants (nothing massive though)
do basic healing magic
Maybe some other stuff as well that I don't remember
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I’ll give you 5000 currency to anyone who can:
Unbrew a potion
Grow an absolutely massive tree
Do complex healing magic
And complete this stack of memory exercises
Hey!
Does anyone have any odd jobs I can do? I don't have any money right now.
I can:
brew potions
grow plants (nothing massive though)
do basic healing magic
Maybe some other stuff as well that I don't remember
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Excellent! Now that the bidding is over…
I can finally kill you all!
FIREBALL
FIREBALL
FIREBALL
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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YES HAHAHAHA!
(The cardboard box contains a single black marble. It radiates magical power.)
Take the stupid marble, give me my eldritch horror!!
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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Uh oh! Looks like someone breached the confines of their fae contract!
@devilwizard it’s just you and me now. Just give up and save yourself the embarrassment.
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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Oh! So we’re pulling out lore stuff are we?!
A BABY FROST DRAGON
A FULLY EQUIPPED LICH’S DUNGEON
(Previously belonging to @wizards-lich who is no longer active)
AND…
A cardboard box with something inside that won’t be revealed until my bid has been accepted.
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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We still have yet to hear from our auctioneer. We shall see…
EMERALD LINCOLN, GOLDEN CARROT, 200 SALTED MEAT DISKS, 200 POLISHED ROCKS, AND 82 FIGET SPINNERS!
(I just wanted to be clear this time that I’ve been adding to my bid, not changing it every time)
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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You’re bidding with Jared’s tawdry trinkets? No wonder I’m winning this thing.
I bid 100 polished rocks and 100 salted meat disks
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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My presidental gem is looking pretty good atm >:)
How about a 24 karat carrot to sweeten the deal? I’ve heard they grant night vision.
(Hey if you enjoy these polls I have been doing, should I create an art side blog, and post these asks there?)
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