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When he tells you to go back and get the sugarcane

#YAY ITS ON HERE

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some crumb cat doodles i make recently

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Poor robot

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Grian did 9/11

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hey. bdubs' new video. why does he Blink why did his skin blink.

#random thoughts

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Fave ship dynamic

#YAHH!!!!!!!!!!

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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Expand your thoughts on a smajor bdoubleo alliance being bad please. I would like to hear how specifically bdubs and scott are weird about loyalty in a Bad Way.

i honestly don't know enough about smajor to say, he's a pretty complex character and i'd be worried i got stuff wrong 😭 but i do think a lot of it comes down to how others (aka fandom) view them (similar to jimmy and etho. this fake alliance is sort of like the misinterpretation brothers). scott has a wider fandom reputation as an extremely loyal giver and self-sacrificer who loves his allies sooo much. i mean you just have to look at the theory that he won last life by spiting the watchers and being the only loyal person to understand how fucked the view of him was. (this is an extremely wrong take btw. i will kill you. i WILL kill you.) despite his shortcomings and actual insane person behaviour (see all of dl + aspects of 3l if you're willing to dabble in toxic fh meta) he still often gets portrayed as some sad angelic character who is extremely loyal and always has and always will be- a character who in spite of, or even because of, his frequent disloyalty, as seen as the epitome of loyalty, largely because of his own attempts to disguise the narrative and portray himself as such.

bdubs, however, is the polar opposite- a character who, because of his extreme commitment to loyalty, is actually seen as the epitome of disloyalty, largely because of others' attempts to cast him as such. i have said this a million times before but i will always go to bat for bdubs being one of the most loyal characters in the life series, just in the wrong way; he is loyal to a select few within the group, even when he is not allied with them or even actively against them (see his relationship with etho in 3l or liml). because his priorities are skewed he then becomes disloyal by default to all others, including his actual allies. a lot of this stems from his relationship with impulse in both 3l and dl but getting into that would double the length of this post and also my blood pressure count, so i'm not gonna do that here.

the problem with this is that while they're individually fascinating characters i have absolutely zero idea how they would interact in a close alliance, especially since i can't even think of a situation where they've even worked together briefly. so yeah. would scott immediately cast bdubs aside and blame that perceived disloyalty to put bdubs in the wrong and himself in the right? if anything i can see them being an alliance in name only, sharing a base and tools but barely speaking to each other before eventually splitting off. i really don't even know where to begin with them.

#this is all very real i wish i had more to add cus those are my two guys but it's difficult trying to even thought experiment them into a- #-partnership in the first place. #weird about loyalty in a bad way is so real. mental illness duo.

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something in the air tonight.

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

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Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

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on the topic of ship hot takes, joel and jimmy are queerbaiting btw. there’s nothing more deceitful than having 2 men say they’re almost gonna kiss and call each other babe to then realizing post-look up that they are straight and in a relationship with a women. grian was totally right for acting like that when they pretend kissed because he was calling them out right there! end rant

normal people: hey man hows it going

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Is Joel (smallishbeans) always so intense? When he called the audience a bunch of idiots I was taken aback, and while I get that he was being sarcastic by calling himself cool and funny or whatever, it was still a bit surprising.

I even watched Jimmy (Solidarity's) new video because it had Joel in it and I wanted to see if it was maybe a fluke, but he came across as even more intense, bordering on the verge of mania. Again clarifying I'm not hating, just curious.

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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ive been getting really into applejuice recently

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ethubs is like what if you did not feel strongly about your own identity but your friend defined his identity in opposition to you ie. you were everything he was not. And then self deprecated about it in front of you. And you went along with it because that's how social interaction goes he sets himself up for the bit and you deliver the punchline. and then everything was the same forever