REVIEW LINK: New Line's first attempt at crafting a slasher - 1982's ALONE IN THE DARK!
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REVIEW LINK: The new EMMA is super lit, friends. Watch it and live deliciously.
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REVIEW LINK: 1995's SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, y'all. It was about time.
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REVIEW LINK: The 1982 slashing continues with the Sergio Martino post-giallo THE SCORPION WITH TWO TAILS. It's not very good, but there's an antigravity diamond!
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REVIEW LINK: The 1982 slasher THE INCUBUS sadly fails to live up to this metal as hell poster...
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Happy New Year's Eve!! It's time for my annual exhaustive breakdown of the best in movies, music, and TV! Let me know what you agree/disagree with! And I'm sure you'll disagree with a lot!
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REVIEW LINK: It's a very merry Jane Austen Christmas with SENSE, SENSIBILITY, AND SNOWMEN! This one is also about, you guessed it, party planning! And it's even more Pride and Prejudice-y than the Pride and Prejudice ones. Also Luke MacFarlane wears hats.
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REVIEW LINK: Round 2 of Jane Austen Christmas hits us with PRIDE, PREJUDICE, AND MISTLETOE, which is also... mostly about party planning. But featuring one of the best, Karen-est mother characters on television!
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REVIEW LINK: The Jane Austen marathon collides with the holiday season in CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY MANOR! It's adapted from Pride and Prejudice but it's mostly about party planning. And a little bit about Santa.
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REVIEW LINK: More 1982 mayhem with GHOSTKEEPER, a snowy Canadian slasher that wants to be about a windigo, but it ran out of money so it's just about hallways.
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REVIEW [link]: The 1982 slasher marathon travels overseas to the Taiwanese psycho stalker drama EXPOSED TO DANGER. A female director, spring rolls full of glass, and fifteen minutes ripped directly from Friday the 13th await you in this seaside thriller!
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REVIEW: the 1982 slasher DEATH SCREAMS! It's mostly about people just hanging out at a town fair, but sometimes they die.
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REVIEW: This 1982 slasher is a doozy... It's TAG: THE ASSASSINATION GAME, about a game of dart gun tag that turns deadly on a college campus, starring Linda Hamilton!
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Today's 1982 review is SILENT RAGE. Yes, it's the Chuck Norris slasher movie. This movie basically invented the 80's!
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Today's 1982 slasher review is FANTASIES/THE STUDIO MURDERS, a TV thriller about the cast of a soap opera being murdered and the female showrunner (!) who needs to solve the mystery!
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A new slasher review, hot and fresh from the oven! It's the 1982 Brazilian flick SHOCK: EVIL ENTERTAINMENT - You've never heard of it and you should probably keep it that way!
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My final 50's sci-fi crossover review of the month is a doozy: Ed Wood's classic PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE! Happy Halloween, ghoulfriend!
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