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[thebluerose]

Oof… two hours of sleep is not enough…!

#💀 #devil may cry #dmc nero

[thebluerose]

Won’t lie, I sometimes miss my demon arm. Yeah it was a pain the ass and it stuck out like a sore thumb but, it was a part of me. That took a long time to come to terms with and it seems just as I did I had to readjust from having a demon arm to no arm.

Just feels unfair, but I guess life is unfair.

#devil may cry #dmc nero

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Try it but know that I’m not going to be the one missing an arm at the end.

happy lost your arm day

Don’t remind me.

#I am not loosing my arm again damn it #I swear I will kick anyone’s ass who tries it #dmc nero #dmc v #devil may cry

[thebluerose]

happy lost your arm day

Don’t remind me.

#guess who can’t go in their god damn garage today?! #this guy! #fuck #devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

[thebluerose]

Hi Nero! When are you getting married? I am asking with the intent to tease you hehe

Tease all you want, but I’m the one getting married so who’s the one laughing now?!

But in all honesty, we’re not sure yet. Kyrie and I have been tossing around dates for quite a few months now and we still haven’t landed on one. I want this day to be perfect for her and well, just even picking a day has been stressful as hell.

#but we have made progress and have been working slowly on other things #weddings are so fucking complicated like what the hell?! #devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

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Do you know who spies on people Nero? Spies.

@anonjoker 🃏

I mean, true. Can’t argue with that.

#and what do devil hunters do? hunt devils. #devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

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Have you ever run across an organization called "Umbrella" in your travels? They used to front as a pharmaceutical company, but now they create biological crimes against nature, so I wouldn't be surprised if they dabbled in demon experimentation

I think so? I never really looked into them because, well, there’s already enough crazy shit to deal with.

Knowing that now, I’m not sure if I should investigate more or stay the fuck away. Probably the second option.

#demons I can deal with but evil mega corporations well I could also probably deal with but that’s not the point #devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

[thebluerose]

yooooo Nero

Yooooo! What’s up?

#devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

[thebluerose]

Hey, it’s been a while!

If anyone’s got any asks for me I’m just chilling today so don’t be afraid to send them my way.

#devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

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>:3 c R a b

WAIT DID YOU GET ME A CRAB?!?!?

HOLY SHIT THATS SO NICE OF YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

#seriously what the heck?!?! #you didn’t need to do that but thank you SO much Cheese #seriously THANK YOU! #ask #devil may cry #dmc nero #cheese anon

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Damn it, not this again… ! Why did Nico have to phrase it like that…? Yes, it does give a pretty good back massage, which is for Kyrie only.

But, I do have a spare arm so… shit, sure, why not?

Think of it as a thank you for the stupid phone throwing advice. Although, I don’t know how it’s going to help than being a glorified back scratcher.

…I’m going to regret this, I just know it.

You know, on the subject of a back massage, Nico did make a Devil Breaker for Nero to use for that purpose. According to her notes, it's to "Help soothe... Aches and pains, since Nero is too rough to get the job done."

All that said, ask him about the "Sweet Surrender", you'll get a kick out of it even if he denies you a massage XD

@thebluerose Nero is this true, and can i borrow your arm

#don’t do anything weird with it #I’m already regretting this #devil may cry #dmc nero #dmc dante

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Okay, so really late story time but pretty much, I decided to try Dante’s phone trick because I literally had no other options. So, after searching forever for a red rotary phone, I head to an alley to hurl this thing at a wall and not look like a lunatic. I don’t think it’s going to work for a second but at that point I don’t give a shit so I hurl that thing with all my might and…

It fucking beans this random ass demon (that I did not see beforehand) straight in the head.

I stand there for a moment, completely shocked because, seriously, WTF, before springing into action and letting Red Queen put an end to this nightmare.

So… yeah. Against all odds, the stupid phone thing worked.

Thanks Dante.

Update: Dante’s stupid phone thing actually worked. I’ll give more details tomorrow.

#I’ve been finally able to have some peace #devil may cry #dmc nero #dmc dante

[thebluerose]

Fuck!

I forgor

Update: Dante’s stupid phone thing actually worked. I’ll give more details tomorrow.

#good job me

[thebluerose]

Update: Dante’s stupid phone thing actually worked. I’ll give more details tomorrow.

#holy shit I can’t believe it #devil may cry #dmc nero

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Well, that was a waste of money and ti

Hey woah woah woah what the hell is that thing?!

I can’t believe I’m doing this. After few days of searching I finally found a stupid red rotary phone. I am in an alley about to chuck this thing at a walk because I cannot think of anything else to do to get this stupid demon that’s following me off my back.

Is this a horrible idea? Probably, yes. Dante suggested it. But I’ve got nothing to loose except this actually pretty cool phone.

Oh well, I guess sacrifices must be made and shit…

Here goes.

#BRUH WHAT #devil may cry #dmc nero

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YEET!

I can’t believe I’m doing this. After few days of searching I finally found a stupid red rotary phone. I am in an alley about to chuck this thing at a walk because I cannot think of anything else to do to get this stupid demon that’s following me off my back.

Is this a horrible idea? Probably, yes. Dante suggested it. But I’ve got nothing to loose except this actually pretty cool phone.

Oh well, I guess sacrifices must be made and shit…

Here goes.

[thebluerose]

I can’t believe I’m doing this. After few days of searching I finally found a stupid red rotary phone. I am in an alley about to chuck this thing at a walk because I cannot think of anything else to do to get this stupid demon that’s following me off my back.

Is this a horrible idea? Probably, yes. Dante suggested it. But I’ve got nothing to loose except this actually pretty cool phone.

Oh well, I guess sacrifices must be made and shit…

Here goes.

#wow this is such a dumb idea why am I doing this??? #Dante you better be damn right on this #devil may cry #dmc nero