thealaskajones

[thealaskajones]

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. #repost #stolen #4thofjuly #starwars #merica

#4thofjuly #starwars #stolen #merica #repost

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I used to love Kanye, I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye 😱😱😱 #canteven

#canteven

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My one and only. Happy Birthday Turd. #nonewfriends #downsincedayone #rideordie #bfrys #peacocks #istillhaveyourbabypictureinmywallet

#peacocks #downsincedayone #nonewfriends #bfrys #rideordie #istillhaveyourbabypictureinmywallet

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on a scale of 1 to nature valley granola bar...how much is ur life falling apart? #fatgirlproblems #iwasonadiet #foodovereverything

#fatgirlproblems #iwasonadiet #foodovereverything

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mom: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise #funfact #lifealert #winginit #idowhatiwant #pureselfloathing #Netflixonmycouch

#lifealert #winginit #pureselfloathing #netflixonmycouch #idowhatiwant #funfact

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valentine’s day? more like saturday #areyoutoolate #screenshots #headedtowork #newsoundtrack #nosleeplastnightturnedintoagoodthing

#newsoundtrack #areyoutoolate #screenshots #headedtowork #nosleeplastnightturnedintoagoodthing

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2015 -Tina Belcher #wordstoliveby #bobsburgers #feelslikeitwasjustyesterday #hilarious #repost #pizzarolls #keepitsimple #zerotoahundredrealquick

#feelslikeitwasjustyesterday #pizzarolls #keepitsimple #zerotoahundredrealquick #bobsburgers #hilarious #wordstoliveby #repost

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Keep it simple stupid #edits #fisheye #cannon #tattoos

#cannon #edits #fisheye #tattoos

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Ab-soul! #last night #unreal #good music #alaskajones #ab-soul

#ab #alaskajones #good #unreal #last

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Woman crush Wednesday... My damn self #wcw #shamelessselfpromotion #alaskajones #koe #vegas

#shamelessselfpromotion #alaskajones #koe #vegas #wcw

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A bad decision always leads to a good story. #blackandwhite #obsession #mirror

#obsession #blackandwhite #mirror

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He said I can't wear his hat...but rules clearly weren't made for me #Minnesota #beanie #sadrebel #manfriend #ialreadyknowimintrouble

#beanie #ialreadyknowimintrouble #sadrebel #minnesota #manfriend

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Just ate my body weight in chick-fil-a #timetolayout #itstheheatoftheday #somuchforwaitingtillmysunburnheals #stubborn #whatsthirddegreeburnstoadragon #mileyfaceon #dayoffpayoff #ginandjuicebymyside

#stubborn #somuchforwaitingtillmysunburnheals #dayoffpayoff #ginandjuicebymyside #timetolayout #itstheheatoftheday #mileyfaceon #whatsthirddegreeburnstoadragon

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me when i dont got this: "i got this" #alaskajones #bighead #dontthinkaboutittoomuch #dontflatteryourself #dannyglover #hellyeahitsfiltered #glasses

#alaskajones #dontthinkaboutittoomuch #hellyeahitsfiltered #dontflatteryourself #dannyglover #glasses #bighead

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I’m basically just a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards #iamlitteralystarivingtodeath #keepitsimple #antisocial #dinnertime #lifealert #pureselfloathing #sweetbabyjesus #shamelessselfpromotion

#antisocial #lifealert #iamlitteralystarivingtodeath #keepitsimple #shamelessselfpromotion #pureselfloathing #dinnertime #sweetbabyjesus

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Happy birthday Morgen!!! Like Ja Rule & Ashanti said I may not always be there when you call but I'm always on time lol you are amazing love. Have an amazing day jerk! #throwback #Jags #neverchange #lifeoftheparty #bands #happybirthday #womancrush #repost #throwback

#happybirthday #womancrush #lifeoftheparty #bands #neverchange #throwback #jags #repost

[thealaskajones]

Junkie's Prayer

My pusher who art in the krack house Hallowed be thy bitches and hoe's As for I am sprung my rock will be done In my crib as well as in public Give us this day our daily krack As we smoke ourselves into a manic frenzy Forgive us for we have no control or self-respect Grim Reaper has cashed my life savings check. Thy rocketh and thy pipeth restoreth me 4 I and I fear no man Yea though I walk through the valleys of Harlem, Bronx, Manhattan, even Nickerson Gardens, Compton, Watts, Ingelwood. Fucked up in Beverly Hills and all those other places I fear no evil, hence forth my rock m-m-m-m-motivateth me I'll move my ass thine myself given you cash. Lick your butt and balls for thine have the power to bend over on my knees with my hands against the wall, for I'll be a sucker Forever and ever and ever ... hey man