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kijetesantakalu predates homestuck by 12 days and i think thats beautiful

#toki pona #homestuck #happy 4/13

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love my friends but hate talking to them. incurable really

#oversimplified for comedy. hope you enjoy #maybe i’ll add an explanation in the tags sometime #but in the meantime. to cover my bases #no my friends arent bad #no i am in fact willing to put in effort into my relationships #ummm. thats all i can think of

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like the legend of the penis

#suggestive

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like the legend of the penis

#suggestive

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like the legend of the penis

#suggestive

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I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

#long post

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Just a reminder with spring on the horizon and gifts of flowers being more common, LILIES ARE TOXIC TO CATS!

And by TOXIC I mean even just a few pollen grains or the water from a vase holding cut lilies or even just biting into a stem or leaf can cause fatal kidney failure.

If you have cats, please keep true lilies (any plant from the genus Lilium) out of your home or garden

#this is important i think

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local severely dehydrated teenager learns that drinking water once in a while makes it much easier to function

#me after chugging 3 glasses of water in a row #and marveling at how much better i feel

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Following you is so funny because I basically agree with a lot of your political stances, but then you say things like "under communism you won't have meat or fruit or family" like that's going to be a compelling pitch and not a US cartoon version of life under communism

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*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

#ME #MECORE

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Aww would you like banany in your smoothy...Too fucking bad theres a recession. Stupid decadent bitch.

#fav #going to start quoting this

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we all know and love dog coded characters but what about their cousin, falcon coded characters. characters whose loyalty is fierce, but more distant, less physically affectionate, an unspoken but mutually understood bond. whose devotion to you is a language that only the two of you understand. whose fearsome appearance never lets you forget the privilege you hold in having earned that devotion. who require careful handling and patience to bond with, so you don't slip and cut yourself on their sharp edges. whose trust is given after you place yours in them, not before. whose dependence on you is less apparent but no less real. whose power is only equal to their fragility. who can easily leave your side, but will always return when you hold out your hand and call them home.

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Interesting how you summarized that as "bananas and hamburgers" almost as if you know that including family in the list of tradeoffs would be much less rhetorically effective

because "communists are going to steal your mum" is such an inane and bad faith reading of anything i or anyone else has ever said that its not worth addressing innit

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need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.

#fav

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i just drank soooooooo much oater

#🥳🎉 #biblio babbles

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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death by mediocrity