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#its my castle #my kingdom #and now its Cinderella's!? #KILL THE PERFECT BITCH!!

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I tidied my room so nicely just now that my i could only make myself do two other things and whilst I was doing them I was thinking “huh- I did it! Take that bitch! yeah thats right BRAIN, fuck you!"

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#i am the cheese #cheese

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Why are these so similar

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If I put on one shoe but not the other am I half bare footed or am I wearing a sh/oe (depending on what foot it’s on sh for left and oe for right) also a sh or an oe (if you haven’t already guessed) means half a shoe

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Fax

"Why not Cheese?"

-Me

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the cheese

the cheese is me

#i am the cheese

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same

but its

all

cheese

hehe I’m lost in Heaven

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i love how tumblr understands how lazy we are to not write full scentences so they just roll with it like Posts? Nah. is my new catchphrase

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Cheese chat (in an alt reality where sonic replaces chilli dogs with cheese)0

Sonic:TIME FOR CHEESE

(5 Mins pass)

Sonic after beating robonick:WHERE DA CHEESE

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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

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"Why not Cheese?"

-Me

#Cheese

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CHEESE PANTS

#CHEESE

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why

why not cheese