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Happy pride to all trans cables out there.

#trans pride #pride month #a/v #so are these now banned in Florida

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I've always loved the Humans Are Space Orcs and Earth Is A Death Planet narrative, but I'd like to propose a variation:

Humans Are Party Animals and Earth Is A Pleasure Planet

"This planet has one of the most powerful magnetospheres known to science. It deflects almost all solar radiation! Humans actually evolved on the surface, unlike most species in the galaxy, which were forced to live underground or underwater until they developed radiation shield technology.

"On your visit to Earth, you'll relax on one of the planet's literally countless beaches, and require minimal sun protection!

"Or, if adventure is more your style, the humans have developed a variety of technologies to assist in navigating the planet's more rugged terrain.

"The nightlife on Earth is unlike anything else in the galaxy! Sample the planet's stunning array of edible flora and fauna, prepared in infinite variations, and cap off your meal with your choice of psychoactive poisons to keep the party going all rotation long.

"Of course, no visit to Earth would be complete without partaking in Earth's most iconic and exotic pastimes: sports and gambling.

"Visit Earth! Planetside life never looked so glamorous!"

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#qsmp tallulah #qsmp #freehand drawing #adult tallula #minecraft #fanart #how am i so attached to minecraft eggs?

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#qsmp chayanne #adult chayanne #freehand drawing #chayanne is best egg #qsmp #minecraft #dragon #go easy on me im not great at drawing

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When you are no longer religious but those easter meringues slap. 

#sometimes childhood nostalgia overrides distaste for church

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I refuse to play the genocide route of Undertale (I tried once and couldn’t get past Undyne) but Megalovania will never not give me untold of amounts of serotonin. 

#undertale #megalovania

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Someone should make t-shirts with various tumblrisms and sayings like Horse Plinko, Blorbo, Viva La Pluto Fuck You, Randy your sticks, and many many more. Show the world that we exist and we intend to make it everyone’s problem

#tumblr t-shirts #time to show the world tumblr isn't dead

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when you get home from work after an exhausting shift and you just have to go murder me senpai

#the notice me senpai of an american retail worker.

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pro tip, buy the ingredients for pizza, make the pizza and have cold pizza for breakfast for the next four days to a week. 

#pizza #perfect breakfast food #sometimes meal prep is worth it

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I will write crossover fanfiction about my current hyperfocus fandoms and there is nothing that will stop me. If I can find a common link between two fandoms I will pounce on that like a cat on a random piece of lint.

#writing #i can crossover anything #it shouldn't work but I make it work #my plot lines are held together with scotch tape and hot glue and yet for some reason people like it #I will pair my blorbos together spanning two completely different fandoms and genres if I want

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Unless the child is genuinely allergic to or otherwise completely incapable of getting the vaccine, it should count as child abuse to not vaccinate your kids. If after being properly educated about vaccines and still refusing to vaccinate then the parents should be charged with attempted murder. Clearly the consequence of your child potentially dying from disease isn’t enough for some of these people. They need to be educated  first and then put on trial if they refuse to save their children’s lives. 

Good on him for speaking up for himself and his siblings.

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as an aromantic i’m pretty neutral about valentines day, but i am a SLUT for February 15th, Day of the Candy Discounts

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ADHD-forgetting you have water on the stove to make a snack and you go upstairs and take a shower

#adhd things

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ok so turns out you can buy the flavors on the their own but you need to order them on Amazon, why can’t stores just sell them, why do grocery stores only have the variety packs?

Why can’t jelly beans come in packages of single flavors? Like what if I just want the marshmallow flavor, or root beer or cappuccino, why do I have to put up with licorice, cinnamon, and fruit when all I want are the good flavors?  

[the-night-ninja]

Why can’t jelly beans come in packages of single flavors? Like what if I just want the marshmallow flavor, or root beer or cappuccino, why do I have to put up with licorice, cinnamon, and fruit when all I want are the good flavors?  

#Jelly Beans #we deserve single flavor jelly bean packs #the buttered popcorn flavor is gross #I want to shovel cappuccino jelly beans into my mouth is that too much to ask?

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One of these days I will no longer be able to resist the pyromaniac adhd monkey brain that insist that I take Febreze or a can of hair spray and a lighter and just spray fire everywhere while laughing manically. 

#ADHD monkey brain #FIREEEEE #it is only sheer force of will keeping such an action at bay only being satiated by a collection of scented candles

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Pov, you spend the whole night deep cleaning the kitchen and making pizza dough and cookie dough as pre-prep for the super bowl, and making chocolate chip muffins for the next morning, but you’re also doing laundry because you don’t want to have to do any chores the next morning and the only way your kitchen gets cleaned properly is during the once a year cleaning hyperfixation that comes suddenly and with no predictability. It’s three in the morning and I need to be awake in two hours to feed the pets, looks like I won’t be going to sleep until after six am. 

#cleaning hyperfixation #midnight baking