*cough* I heard the suriel has made a nice picnic spot for you in the forest, why don’t you pay him a visit *cough*
Cauldron boil me, there's this little mortal girl tam brought home and she just walked in with the most atrocious outfit ever. Will keep yall updated
Edit: @that-spring-court-blond literally explain your taste i'm pretty sure she just asked me how to read "bird". lol does she not know how to read or something
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How’s yours Feyre? 😒
Feyre just attempted to play scrabble with me.
bitch spelt “rhysand” and said “handsome”.
Girl the fuck are they feeding you there?? @feyrecursebrkr
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Remember that time when you were going to pull the second lever because of your “me an tamlin” bullshit?
I NEARLY DIED FEYRE. CRUSHED BY SPIKES. DO YOU KNOW HOW INSULTINGLY EMBARRASSING THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN???
MIGHT AS WELL CLAW OUT MY OTHER EYE BECAUSE I AM NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN
Feyre just attempted to play scrabble with me.
bitch spelt “rhysand” and said “handsome”.
Girl the fuck are they feeding you there?? @feyrecursebrkr
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Feyre just attempted to play scrabble with me.
bitch spelt “rhysand” and said “handsome”.
Girl the fuck are they feeding you there?? @feyrecursebrkr
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Why are you trying to get with so many vanssera’s?
Who’s next, my mother??? 💀💀
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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I am surrounded by dumb idiots.
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Like how Elain forgot yours?
Like how the inner circle forgot yours?
Or like how Mor doesn't acknowledge yours?
*Sighs, stretches* I didn't think so before, but I do love waking up with my love, @lord-of-bloodshed without the white noise of all the @shadowbabiesdaddy torture victims.
Glad he's happy with his new High Lord and husband, though.
(credits to @readychilledwine cause we wouldn't have met without her <3)
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Oh so lucien doesn't deserve to be tagged? are we playing this game now shadowsinger??
*Sighs, stretches* I didn't think so before, but I do love waking up with my love, @lord-of-bloodshed without the white noise of all the @shadowbabiesdaddy torture victims.
Glad he's happy with his new High Lord and husband, though.
(credits to @readychilledwine cause we wouldn't have met without her <3)
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We are friends?
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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@resurrected-mortal-flirt finally convinced me to have a band of exiles “girls night” whatever that means. Is he secretly female?? Who knows
@unmortal-flower-girl perhaps you’d like to join us next time?
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Cauldron. I absolutely do not know what goes on in that head of yours
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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Don’t speak as if you know of my mother, you drunkard.
@futureautumnhighlord sort it out
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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Are you drunk?
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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You’re not my dad…
I don’t why everyone keeps telling me that.
your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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*sigh* this is the fifth orgy this week jurian.
Well, resurrecting took a little while... I just love the cold water of the Cauldron.
@the-moon-on-a-string Where is my welcome home orgy, baby?
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I’d rather not, this is quite entertaining.
This is for all the acotar role play accounts and the acotar role play accounts only.
If you are not an acotar role play accounts please keep scrolling 👀👀
I love you all. Please keep doing what you're doing. 💕
That's it. That's the message.
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your doing me proud,son
Nope , not today. Not doing this today. Absolutely not.
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