the-mikeperior

[the-mikeperior]

I’m so hungry i could woodchuck a woodchuck

#woodchuck

[the-mikeperior]

I licked a pole before. It was delciously disgusting

#poles #licking

[the-mikeperior]

Im hungry

#hungry

[the-mikeperior]

WEAPON IDEA

THE BAD IDEA

Hammer with explosives taped to the blunt side

#weapon ideas #hammer #kaboom #explosives #boomstick #the bad idea #dnd weapons

[the-mikeperior]

Sometimes, genshin should just gensit

#genshin grinding #is too tiring #help me #RNGsus hates me

[the-mikeperior]

MY DOG KEEPS LICKING MY FUGKING BURGER

#MY KETCHUP #MY CHEESE #THEY’RE TRYING TO STEAL IT #HELP

[the-mikeperior]

the abyss is taking me

#and it wants its 5 dollars back

[the-mikeperior]

the sun won’t release me

[the-mikeperior]

help i am clipping through the ground slowly like quicksand

[the-mikeperior]

i see them. the voices. outside my window. they keep on slapping +4 uno cards on my window

[the-mikeperior]

[the-mikeperior]

eggs

[the-mikeperior]

We use water as a means of garbage disposal for our bodies

[the-mikeperior]

Blood is just human liquid