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#these results are just depressing honestly #the mallorca files

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We have a release date for s3!!

According to the Majorca Daily Bulletin, “the third series of The Mallorca Files will be screened on Amazon starting on August 8”!!

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if this turns out to be a false alarm i will actually cry #(like there’s no source in the article so i am slightly sus of that) #b u t #trying to be optimistic this time hnsjfhdfh #the mallorca files #the mallorca files s3 #s3

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crime show enjoyers, please help me out with some research for college!

i'm making a crime show title sequence for my final major project, but need to do some research first. so if you've got a minute, please let me know what you would expect to see in a crime show title sequence / things you've noticed they often include

any way of doing this is fine — replies, reblogs (with comments or tags), asks, messages, and responses on my google forms thingy are all appreciated. and if possible, please reblog this post to get it out to more people. thanks in advance! :)

#any responses appreciated !! #last time i reblogged this it didn’t have the google forms link wHoOpS #not tmf #lei has a physical form

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Miranda: Max, what are you doing?

Max: oh, I’m just sorting your mail into three categories

Max: from your parents, death threats, and death threats from your parents

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Inés: do I need to repeat myself?

Miranda: no thanks, I ignored you perfectly well the first time

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Max: what’s the word for when your hands are bisexual?

Miranda: do— do you mean ambidextrous

Max: I’m in love with you

#the mallorca files #incorrect quotes #incorrect mallorca files #miranda blake #max winter #wintake

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Max: are you sure that’s a good idea?

Miranda: no, it’s an awful idea, but I’m going to do it and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

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Inés: what the hell is going on?

Roberto: Luisa is being a nuisance, that is what’s going on

Luisa, proudly: I’m a menace to society!

#the mallorca files #incorrect quotes #incorrect mallorca files #ines villegas #roberto herrero #luisa rosa

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Miranda: it’s a tough job being the family disappointment, but someone’s got to do it

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Miranda: how did you know to save me?

Max: I got here early and saw a guy pointing a gun at you

Miranda: I am so tired of that happening

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Max: my head hurts

Inés: that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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Miranda: I’m making a documentary about my life. Roberto, you should be my dad

Roberto: I do not want to be your father

Miranda: perfect, you already know your lines

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Calling all The Mallorca Files fans!

We’re holding the fandom’s first gift exchange over on AO3, and we’d love more pals to join us ☺️

Fics can be anything seasonal, and signups are open until late November, with fics due mid-December.

#the mallorca files #reblog #hmswintake-mallorca-files

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Max: you have beautiful eyes

Miranda, panicking: th-thanks I need them to see

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Inés: we need a distraction. Are any of you any good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Luisa: my time has come!

#the mallorca files #incorrect quotes #the mallorca files incorrect quotes #ines villegas #luisa rosa

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Calling all The Mallorca Files fans!

We’re holding the fandom’s first gift exchange over on AO3, and we’d love more pals to join us ☺️

Fics can be anything seasonal, and signups are open until late November, with fics due mid-December.

#the mallorca files #reblog #hmswintake-mallorca-files

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Max: hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures

Inés: what?

Miranda, sighing: he’s having an idea

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