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This is important

Well, here it is: my first attempt at a Spider-man Pole routine. It’s still very rough around the edges, but I don’t think it’s too bad for a couple of hours’ work.

Hopefully I’ll get chance to work on this a bit more over the next week; constructive feedback is welcome (but please be gentle!)

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Oh so sexual

cosmo sex tip 434

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is across his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

#sexy #funny #awesome

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Thanks to this I just might give it another try

So, it’s that time again - time to get EDUCATED about buttfucking.

Honestly, anal’s my favorite. Can’t say why, but I just love the feeling of stuff being pushed inside my butt. NAH, it won’t make you gay. Lots of people like anal, and you’d be surprised by how many people you pass by on the street that can’t wait to get home and sit on their own favorite dildo. 

I tried to make this comprehensive, but it barely skims the surface of all the things you can do with a butt. If you have questions, just ask! Everyone has a different experience they’re probably eager to share.

#anal #tips #analtips

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When you're pissed that it's Monday and then you remember Gotham is on:

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Don't know if it will work but all of the comments make me hopeful.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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September 30th: 

October 1st:

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I got bit by a ball python today. The owner was very upset but I thought it was pretty cool. I thought I would share the bite mark.

#bitemark #snakes #nature

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Burrito Porn

I need you to come make me a burrito. And as it begins to form you can watch me eyeballing it and licking my lips. I need your big fat meaty burrito in my mouth, and some of that spicy concoction running down my chin making me all sticky . . . And then you lick it off lol

#foodporn #burritoporn #plottwist

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Harry Potter Dirty Talk

I may be a Hufflepuff but I can act like a Slytherin ;)

#houses #dirtytalk #nerdy

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Then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

Tybalt, Act III, Scene I (via incorrectshakespeare)

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My aphrodisiac

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Why The Fuck

How many chances am I willing to give you before I won't give you any more?

#relationship 2ndchances whydoidothistomyself

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The music…

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“your lips look so chapped”

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This is a picture I drew

#love couples tattoo