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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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when you want to beat each other up but also wish to be boyfriends?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tricky

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Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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The Scene

It just had to be dramatic

#it’s lucius’ hair suddenly fanning dramatically for me 😂👌 #glorious

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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them

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Draco Malfoy is having a quarter-life crisis 🙄

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Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

#not limited to mutuals #fucking tag me if you’ve thought of me for any reason

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*eric andre voice* what if it was good wife elevator scene :) ?

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

#i may write ho fanfic but I’ve purchased hp stuff that she’s associated w/ in years #fanartists or garage sales/thrift shops ONLY

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I’ve watched Leverage all the way through at least four times and I don’t remember Parker and Hardison Spiderman-kissing once which is a crime

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Somethin' I'm Good At - Alec Hardison

Watch it on Youtube

Oh my gosh it's finally done!! I've been obsessing over this video for a few days now and ahhh I'm so excited that it's finished and I can share it with people!!

And of course I know Hardison is insanely competent at anything and everything, but this song just fit his personality so perfectly, I had to make the video! No insult towards him, just a fun and silly video that I can't stop dancing along with. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

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Looking for a drarry fic on ao3. Set post war, Harry agrees to go out on a date with some guy… he comes home and mentions it to Draco, who flips out because Draco was under the impression that he and Harry were in a relationship. But Harry thought they were friends with benefits because they never SAID they were dating. Pretty sure there’s a bit where Hermione has to explain to Harry why Draco thought they were together. It’s not “What I thought” by bafflinghaze, but a similar premise.

We believe you are looking for oh, you and me would be a big conversation by The_HouseRyn (4k, T)

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Teen johnlock for you

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Do you ever see something like this:

and think, "This'll be a fun little thing to read while I wait."

And then you read it and you're fundamentally changed as a person and you're left staring off into the middle distance as you contemplate life and love and connection and what it all means?

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

#gigglin