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[the-honk-legion]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

… *Scratches his head*

Where is my tractor?

- 🔵

#posts from the carnivale #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #pun of the day

[the-honk-legion]

A mask? No, can’t say I’ve met that one before. If he’s another one of that giant red baffoon’s casualties we may be able to squeeze him into our ranks… The Honk Legion is always looking for new recruits! I ‘spose I’ll keep an eye out just in case he shows up around here.

- 🔴

(Twig)

"Um...hi."

"I know I don't really talk to you guys, but um...a really weird clown showed up at the Carnivale a while ago, he's just kinda like...wanderin' around doing weird stuff, and I was just wondering, do any of you guys know him?"

"I don't think he's dead, but he sure -smells- dead.."

A dead clown you say… Ah! You mean the new guy! Yeah, uh… We don’t talk to him all that much. Well, it’s not that we haven’t tried— he’s not much of a conversationalist, y’know? Pretty private guy, he is.

*Chuckles scratches his balding head with a grimace*

- 🔴

#posts from the carnivale #ask

[the-honk-legion]

(Twig)

"Um...hi."

"I know I don't really talk to you guys, but um...a really weird clown showed up at the Carnivale a while ago, he's just kinda like...wanderin' around doing weird stuff, and I was just wondering, do any of you guys know him?"

"I don't think he's dead, but he sure -smells- dead.."

A dead clown you say… Ah! You mean the new guy! Yeah, uh… We don’t talk to him all that much. Well, it’s not that we haven’t tried— he’s not much of a conversationalist, y’know? Pretty private guy, he is.

*Chuckles scratches his balding head with a grimace*

- 🔴

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[the-honk-legion]

*Dr. Bozo looks at his chart before addressing Chuckles* Well, Chuckles, it appears you’ve broken your arm in two different places.

*Chuckles nods* That’s good to know, Doc. I should really stop going to those places!

- 🔴

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[the-honk-legion]

ooc // the masses have spoken, klutzy the clown is serving mad klunt

ask me to elaborate because i wont

#i aint taggin this one this is for the true fans

[the-honk-legion]

Chuckles, how do you deal with having like. several versions of you living in the same universe simultaneously? (Witchlight, SDR, Crooked Moon, technically the one-shots)

Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about— I mean, things do get kinda weird with being a dead spirit capable of inflicting numerous horrors upon those responsible for my demise. But I haven’t ever been a bounty hunter on a ship in space, nor have I ever been involved in the malevolent machinations of a coven of witches.

…You mean you didn’t mention the ship in space or the coven of witches? Oh. I could’ve sworn you did…

*He ponders this with a frown*

- 🔴

#ooc // the truth is he doesnt HHHHH #posts from the carnivale #ask

[the-honk-legion]

I didn’t have nearly enough time to jog this morning…

*Thacko looks at Chuckles and tilts his head in confusion* You say that every day, Chuckles.

*Chuckles frowns at Thacko, unimpressed* I know. It’s supposed to be a running joke.

- 🔴 🟢

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[the-honk-legion]

Where do you think bad rainbows have to go? To prism, that’s where. It’s often a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

- ⚪️

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[the-honk-legion]

My neighbor says he slipped on the gravel in my driveway the other day, but I’m saying it was his own dumb asphalt!

That’s what he gets for leaving his branches in my yard last Fall.

- 🟢

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[the-honk-legion]

*Holding a tiny spring in one hand, and a q-tip in the other* Oh, don’t mind me! Just doing a little spring cleaning.

- 🟣

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[the-honk-legion]

Why was the painter arrested?

You didn’t hear it from me… But I heard his alibi was pretty sketchy.

- 🟠

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[the-honk-legion]

chuckles, what do you hate most about society, other than the fact that we live in a society?

I hate that the economic deficit continues to grow as the rich line their pockets with oil money while the poor and middle classed are forced to fight with one another as though they are both to blame for the crises in today’s inflated markets.

But also I hate cutlery etiquette, I mean honestly— who needs four different forks for entreés?!

- 🔴

#posts from the carnivale #ask

[the-honk-legion]

The machine at the coin factory suddenly stopped working without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

…This joke doesn’t make sense.

- 🟢

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[the-honk-legion]

What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle, and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

- 🔵

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[the-honk-legion]

I'm going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife.

It'll be a romantic jester!

I used to be one of those singing telegraph clowns… I had many doors shut in my face.

- 🟣

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[the-honk-legion]

Ooc: Can y’all stop sending hella sexual ask to Frost. He may be an adult but I am not and it’s making me uncomfortable.

I’m not talking like silly little sex jokes some of the shit y’all are saying is straight up depraved.

I’m turning off anonymous ask, don’t let that deter you from sending ask but be warned if it’s fucking gross I will scream at you. Sorry if that sounds harsh but I am not going to feel unsafe on my own damn blog.

#ooc // weird asks are not cool friends! #youve been civil in my ask box thus far but we draw a harsh line at sexual advances #this is supposed to be funny and silly! lets keep it that way! #posts from the carnivale

[the-honk-legion]

Oh, I hate how funerals always start at 9 a.m. I’m not what you’d call a mourning person.

- 🔴

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