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okay we got the lava problem sorted out and then I was too tired to post and now I don't remember what I was going to say for the movie review so I guess I'm just not finishing that

uhhh it was a decent movie.

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it was only funny when I turned on the lava because I wasn't gonna stick around and also it wasn't unexpected for me

this sucks. this sucks so much and I know it was some stupid accident I'm going to kill whichever mafia goon did this peck you, you pecking peck neck

#should I tag this as like…. #here I'll make a tag for it #mu vents #<- block that if you don't want to see me get angry at the mafia I do it often

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Well now I need to get to higher ground before I die in the PECKING LAVA I GUESS

Cod, I'm probably gonna have to turn it off myself because the Mafia are a bunch of losers who can't do anything right

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WHO TURNED ON THE PECKING LAVA???

Okay I was trying to figure out things to post but I didn't know what so I decided to just look it up

I guess people post reviews sometimes? Sure, whatever, I can do that.

I recently watched Murder On The Owl Express for the first time. I haven't watched a lot of movies before, so I don't have much to compare it to and also my opinion might be biased because my best friend was a lead actress but she did do really well so.

Anyway, I'll start with things I didn't like. So, the whole plot twist at the end was that Hat Kid- I mean, the Detective, but I'll be calling her Hat Kid in this review because that's how I think of her deal with it- was actually the culprit all along. And she basically just admits to it? Which is sort of weird, she didn't have much reason to admit to it, but the weirder thing is that she even searched for clues at all? Like, if she was going to admit to the crime, why not do that from the start? Why go looking for evidence to prove a culprit when she knows it's her?

I also think it's kind of lame that the victim wasn't even dead. That, combined with the unnecessary search for clues, really just makes it all feel pointless- like, why did any of the plot need to happen? They didn't even establish a motive for Hat Kid stabbing the owl, either.

I don't know how I feel about the Conductor to be honest but I like how much he swears. I don't know I think swearing is fun. Don't tell Cooking Cat I watched it she'll probably get upset I think. What is the Conductor though I'm a little confused like is he a bird??? I guess he's probably legally a bird but I mean like what kind of bird? Hat Kid is legally a bird in real life so I don't think that's saying much

Things I did like. The acting felt really genuine, it felt like they didn't even know they were in a movie to be honest. The security camera-like footage adds to that vibe, I think. Really interesting approach, but it made it all feel more real, it was interesting. (Unless all movies are like that and I'm just oblivious???)

I also really liked the wAIT WHAT THE PECK IS THAT

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Okay I was trying to figure out things to post but I didn't know what so I decided to just look it up

I guess people post reviews sometimes? Sure, whatever, I can do that.

I recently watched Murder On The Owl Express for the first time. I haven't watched a lot of movies before, so I don't have much to compare it to and also my opinion might be biased because my best friend was a lead actress but she did do really well so.

Anyway, I'll start with things I didn't like. So, the whole plot twist at the end was that Hat Kid- I mean, the Detective, but I'll be calling her Hat Kid in this review because that's how I think of her deal with it- was actually the culprit all along. And she basically just admits to it? Which is sort of weird, she didn't have much reason to admit to it, but the weirder thing is that she even searched for clues at all? Like, if she was going to admit to the crime, why not do that from the start? Why go looking for evidence to prove a culprit when she knows it's her?

I also think it's kind of lame that the victim wasn't even dead. That, combined with the unnecessary search for clues, really just makes it all feel pointless- like, why did any of the plot need to happen? They didn't even establish a motive for Hat Kid stabbing the owl, either.

I don't know how I feel about the Conductor to be honest but I like how much he swears. I don't know I think swearing is fun. Don't tell Cooking Cat I watched it she'll probably get upset I think. What is the Conductor though I'm a little confused like is he a bird??? I guess he's probably legally a bird but I mean like what kind of bird? Hat Kid is legally a bird in real life so I don't think that's saying much

Things I did like. The acting felt really genuine, it felt like they didn't even know they were in a movie to be honest. The security camera-like footage adds to that vibe, I think. Really interesting approach, but it made it all feel more real, it was interesting. (Unless all movies are like that and I'm just oblivious???)

I also really liked the wAIT WHAT THE PECK IS THAT

#dead bird studios #murder on the owl express #the conductor

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according to all known laws of… flying or whatever, there is no way a mad crow should be able to fly.

#look at how tiny their wings are #I mean they don't really fly much but. sometimes they can fly a little. I think. I don't know how??

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time pieces save me… save me time pieces….

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if I were to shave my moustache I would just be girl. to be clear. but that will never happen because why would I shave off perfection???

when hat kid takes off the hat is she just kid…

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when hat kid takes off the hat is she just kid…

#bow kid takes off her bow and we still call her bow?? she wears hats sometimes #when bow wears a hat does that make her hat kid? if hat wore a bow would she be bow kid? #serious questions #we need to study them in a lab I think #a lab that doesn't have a burger in it

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what is this

#help

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WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE

Hat Kid really wants me to get roblox what is that

#I live here now….

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hour three of natural disaster survival… I'm giving up on hero-ing this is my life now…

Hat Kid really wants me to get roblox what is that

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HAPPY MU MONDAY

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Confession 5 mu is #1 hero !!1!# <3

#👆👆👆👆👆

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whgat is a blorbo

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you know I'm just realizing I've been using the p word quite a bit on here does tumblr care if I swear?

#I'm a little worried CC will see this and ground me #but I don't think she has a tumblr? we're probably fine.

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if you see this poll you are legally required to answer. even if you don't know who timmy is. put him in a situation NOW.

#wait Timmy are you actually dead or is this just a joke post and we're making fun of you #you're alive right??? #I'm going to assume we're just clowning on him #I don't think you were dead when you broke your leg you seemed pretty alive to me #if you died from something like burger plush discourse or ugliness I will scream what the peck man #but also I'd believe it