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Truth, the Harsh Truth (Cruella)
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Let’s start at the beginning: Cruella, starring Emma Stone as the titular high fashion witch, is the most delightful blockbuster project in a while and the best waste of Disney’s vast resources in forever. It’s ridiculous and delightful precisely because it’s ridiculous  —  an origin story of the character most famous for trying to slaughter 101 sweet, innocent puppies for fur and comically failing at that (well, the actual number is 99, but it’s always funnier to remember it differently ’cause that one extra puppy brings it over the top into the most wretched kind of villainy imaginable). But hey, Martin Scorsese made a movie about Jordan Belfort! So perhaps not quite the most ridiculous flex of large-scale filmmaking in service of the powers of hell.
Still, out of Disney’s Big Three  —  Maleficent, Ursula, and Cruella  —  Cruella provides the hardest screenwriting challenge to overcome.
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The Curse of Fatal Death Annotations
(The Master is watching the Doctor on his scanner.)
MASTER: Bwahahahahahaha! You are doomed Doctor. Doomed! You are piloting your Tardis into a deadly trap and even you will not suspect until it's too late. Bwahahahahahaha!
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DOCTOR [OC]: You know, if you're going to spy on me you really should turn the speaker off.
MASTER: My dear Doctor, after our many centuries of conflict I wished you to know that your certain death is now certain! Bwahahahahahaha!
MASTER: How many times have you died?
The Big Bang
The Impossible Astronaut
Let’s Kill Hitler
The Wedding of River Song
The Name of the Doctor
The Time of the Doctor
The Magician’s Apprentice
Heaven Sent
Extremis (cold open)
The Doctor Falls
DELAWARE: I believe I can save you some time. That most certainly is the Doctor. And he is most certainly dead. 
(He turns the scanner off.)
MASTER: But even you will not suspect that your destruction awaits you on Planet Zaston Four.
DOCTOR [OC]: You only turned the picture off, I'm afraid. I can still hear you.
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MASTER: I know that. Of course I know that. Curse you!
DOCTOR [OC]: I wanted to talk to you anyway. I have some news that even my arch enemy needs to hear. Meet me on the Planet Terserus in two hours, relative time. And do try not to be late.
MASTER: Mock me while you may, Doctor. My revenge will be all the sweeter. And it will be a deadly vengeance. It will be the deadly vengeance of deadly revenge! Bwahahahahahaha!
Dark Water/Death in Heaven
The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar
World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls
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MASTER: Bwahahahahahaha! No doubt because no one has set foot on this planet for a hundred years, you thought you had escaped my traps of death. But you forget, Doctor, I too have a Tardis. When you told me to meet you at Castle Terserus, I simply travelled back in time a hundred years and I bribed the architect. Say hello to the spikes of doom!
(The wall rotates. The Doctor and Emma reappear seated on a sofa.)
DOCTOR: Say hello to the sofa of reasonable comfort. Naturally I anticipated your journey back in time, and so I travelled slightly further back and bribed the architect first.
DOCTOR: I know one thing about the Architect. What is it that I know about the Architect? I know one thing. Something that I've known from the very start. CLARA: What? DOCTOR: I hate him. He's overbearing, he's manipulative, he likes to think that he's very clever. I hate him! Clara, don't you see? DOCTOR: I hate the Architect. 
Time Heist
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MASTER: Or so you think! Naturally I anticipated your travelling back in time, so I travelled back to an even further point. And I bribed the architect first.
(The Master aims his laser pointer at the ceiling, and a large slab of masonry falls on them. The Doctor and Emma walk out of a door in the side.)
DOCTOR: Well, naturally I anticipated your journey back in time to an even earlier point...
DOCTOR: The Singing Towers of Darillium. Here we are at last.
ALPHONSE: Sir?
DOCTOR: You know what? They should build a restaurant right here, with a view of those towers. You could make a lot of money that way. You should do that.
ALPHONSE: You'd need a lot of money to begin with, sir.
The Husbands of River Song
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EMMA: Doctor, will you stop showing off. You've got something to tell the Master. Just tell him.
DOCTOR: They can't know I'm blind, Missy. No-one can know. Memories are so much worse in the dark.
MISSY: I am your friend. DOCTOR: Makes no difference. MISSY: I know it doesn't. I know I'm going to die. I have to say it, the truth. Without hope. Without witness. Without reward. I am your friend.
Extremis
DOCTOR: No! No! When I say no, you turn back around! Hey! I'm going to be dead in a few hours, so before I go, let's have this out, you and me, once and for all.
The Doctor Falls
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DOCTOR: Very well. I recently calculated that I have saved every planet in the known universe a minimum number of twenty seven times. 
DOCTOR: The box contains a memory of the universe, and the light transmits the memory, and that's how we're going to do it. AMY: Do what? DOCTOR: Relight the fire. Reboot the universe. Come on!
The Big Bang
VASTRA: The Doctor's timeline has been corrupted. His every victory reversed. Think how many lives that man saved. How many worlds.
The Name of the Doctor
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DOCTOR: But you know, I have grown weary of all the evil in the cosmos. All the cruelty, all the suffering, all those endless gravel quarries. And so I have decided to retire, settle down and get married.
DOCTOR: I could be a curator. I'd be great at curating. I'd be the Great Curator. I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place.
CURATOR: You know, I really think you might.
The Day of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I just told you my name. Now, there you go, River Song. Melody Pond. You're the woman who married me. And wife, I have a request. This world is dying and it's my fault, and I can't bear it another day. Please, help me. There isn't another way. RIVER: Then you may kiss the bride. DOCTOR: I'll make it a good one. RIVER: You'd better
The Wedding of River Song
RIVER: My husband. DOCTOR: Your husband? RIVER: Didn't you read my message? My husband, yes. My husband is dying. (The Doctor stands still.)
The Husbands of River Song
MISSY: Oh! Doctor! I didn't expect you. Thought you'd retired. Domestic bliss on Darillium, that's the word among the Daleks. What happened?
Extremis
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MASTER: What?
DOCTOR: Yes. Without even knowing I was looking, I have found a woman to love. A woman more fascinating than all my travels through time and space. A girl more exciting than an escape up a ventilation shaft. A lover more thrilling than an army of cybernetic slugs.
CHURCHILL: Tick tock goes the clock, as the old song says. But they don't, do they? The clocks never tick. Something has happened to time. That's what you say. What you never stop saying. All of history is happening at once. But what does that mean? What happened? Explain to me in terms that I can understand what happened to time. DOCTOR: A woman.
The Wedding of River Song
DOCTOR: From the beginning, she was impossible. The Impossible Girl. I met her in the Dalek Asylum. Never saw her face, and she died. I met her again in Victorian London, and she died. Saved my life both times, by giving her own. But now she's back and we're running together, and she's perfect. Perfect in every way for me. Except she can't remember that we ever met. Clara. My Clara. Always brave, always funny, always exactly what I need. Perfect. Too perfect. Get used to not knowing. I thought I never would. I was wrong. I know who Clara Oswald is. I know how she came to be in my life, and I know what she will always mean. I found out the day we went to Trenzalore.
She Said, He Said
The Name of the Doctor
CLARA: Then why are you helping me? DOCTOR: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?  
Dark Water/Death in Heaven
DOCTOR: When something goes missing, you can always recreate it by the hole it left. I know her name was...
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(The Doctor and Emma kiss.)
I mean...
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MASTER: Sadly, Doctor, I am unable to wish you a long and happy marriage, because the moment I am done with this nauseating conversation, I shall travel back in time once more and buy the architect an expensive dinner and suggests that he puts a lever just here
(The Master takes hold of a lever just there.)
MASTER: And a trapdoor leading to the vast and disgusting sewers of Terserus, exactly there!
(Emma moves from where the Master is pointing, but the Doctor pulls her back.)
MASTER: Prepare for five hundred miles of fear and faeces. Goodbye forever, Mister and Mrs Doctor!
The premise of The Husbands of River Song
(The Master pulls the lever, and plummets through a trapdoor beneath his feet. Splosh!)
DOCTOR: Since you appear to have fallen down a sewer, you won't be able to have dinner with the architect. Although, in fact he's already eaten, because I had dinner with him and suggested he place the trapdoor right here. Phwor. Come along, my dear.
(The doors open. The Master has aged.)
MASTER: Not so fast!
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EMMA: How can he be here? He just fell in the sewers. And why's he so much older?
MASTER: Because it's taken me three hundred and twelve years to climb out of those sewers.
The Witch’s Familiar
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DOCTOR: And then naturally you found your Tardis and travelled back in time to the present day, no doubt to wreak one of your terrible revenge things.
DOCTOR: Somehow you ended up in this dump. You never could drive. MASTER: Meh. You wouldn't understand. DOCTOR: Well, let's see how I do. Your Tardis got stuck. You killed a lot of people, took over the city, lived like a king until they rebelled against your cruelty. And ever since then you've been hiding out, probably in disguise, because everybody knows your stupid round face. MASTER: Round?
MASTER: Yes. But this time I did not come alone.
(Enter a group of Daleks.)
MASTER: In fact, do you know what I'd call it? I'd call it a genesis. Specifically, the Genesis of the Cybermen.
World Enough and Time
MISSY: Look at them! My boys. 
Dark Water/Death in Heaven
MASTER: After three centuries of having gone through those sewers, only the Daleks would accompany me, because only the Daleks don't have noses.
CLARA: Daleks have sewers? MISSY: With one significant difference. CLARA: Being? MISSY: They're ever so slightly alive.
The Witch’s Familiar
MISSY: Oh! Doctor! I didn't expect you. Thought you'd retired. Domestic bliss on Darillium, that's the word among the Daleks. What happened?
Extremis 
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DALEK: So, Doctor, we meet again.
DOCTOR: Yes. How are things?
Asylum of the Daleks
The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar
MASTER: Observe, Doctor. I am no longer merely a Time Lord. My body has been augmented by superior Dalek technology.
(The Master's right arm has been replaced by a sink plunger.)
EMMA: So what can you do with that then?
MASTER: What?
EMMA: You don't know, do you?
Asylum of the Daleks (Dalek People)
The Witch’s Familiar (Half Dalek, Half Time Lord!)
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DALEK: Exterminate!
DALEKS: Exterminate! Exterminate!
MASTER: Stop! No! After three hundred and twelve years of climbing through the biggest and most disgusting sewers in the cosmos, after three centuries of wading through those vast steamy lakes, climbing those huge squelchy mountains, after a lifetime of only dung slugs for food and the occasional company on those long, lonely nights. After all that, I'm going to kill the Doctor myself, with my own bare hands! Die Doctor, die!
(The Master lunges forward, the Doctor and Emma step aside and he falls down the trapdoor again.)
DOCTOR: Don't worry, I believe he knows the way out.
(Enter the even older Master, spitting slime.)
MASTER: Six hundred and twenty four years in a sodding sewer.
BILL: They're in pain. RAZOR: The pain will be cured, and the exodus will begin. BILL: Exodus? RAZOR: Operation Exodus. We will leave this city, we will climb up through this ship, and we will take command. BILL: Well, you could just go up right now. RAZOR: We have to be strong! BILL: There are lifts. RAZOR: There are many dangers. BILL: But I've been up there. There's a friend of mine, he could help. RAZOR: You do not understand the dangers. Many years ago, there was an expedition to floor 507, the largest of the solar farms. BILL: And? RAZOR: Silence. They never came back. There is something up there. And we must be strong!
World Enough and Time
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DOCTOR: This way!
(The Doctor and Emma run off, around the trapdoor.)
MASTER: This way!
DALEKS: Exterminate! Exterminate!
MASTER: After them, you fools! Get them!
(The last Dalek bumps the Master who falls into the sewer yet again. He re-enters with very long silver hair, using a walking frame.)
MASTER: Nine hundred and thirty six years in a sewer. Wait for me! Wait for me!
DALEK SUPREME: What is happening? Explain! Explain! DOCTOR: Dalek Supreme, your sewers are revolting.
The Witch’s Familiar
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[Corridors]
EMMA: Doctor, these corridors all look the same.
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(The Doctor sees a door.)
DOCTOR: We should be safe in here.
(They open the door.)
DALEKS: Exterminate! Exterminate!
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(The Doctor and Emma are tied back to back on a large silver chair.)
EMMA: So, given that exterminating you would be the most sensible thing to do, why do they always change their minds at the last moment?
DOCTOR: I'll explain later.
DOCTOR: Oh. Oh, that's good. That's brilliant. You're all too scared to go down there. Not one of you will go, so tell me, what do the Daleks do when they're too scared? WHITE: The Predator of the Daleks will be deployed.
Asylum of the Daleks
DAVROS: Pity. I intended to accuse. I believe that for the ultimate good of the universe, I was right to create the Daleks. DOCTOR: You were very wrong. DAVROS: This is the argument we've had since we met. DOCTOR: It ended in the Time War. DAVROS: It survived the Time War. But it will end tonight. That is why you are here.
The Magician’s Apprentice
DAVROS: Regeneration energy. The ancient magic of the Time Lords. I thought I would have to tear you apart to take it from you but, as always, your compassion is your downfall.
The Witch’s Familiar
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(The Master enters, looking youthful again. Two golden balls are visible under his jacket, right over where his nipples would be.)
MASTER: Behold! Once again I have been augmented by superior Dalek technology, rejuvenating my physical form and granting me more power over the cosmos.
RAZOR: This was a good place once, hundreds of years ago, when the settlers first came here. But this ship is old, everything is dying. Our world is rust, our air is engine fumes. So we must evolve to survive. But evolution is not fast enough. The special patients, they are strong. Soon we will all be upgraded like them. 
World Enough and Time
The Witch’s Familiar
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DOCTOR: And, I notice, breasts.
MASTER: They're not breasts, okay? They're Dalek bumps. They can detect ion charged emissions and operate as aetheric beam locators at a distance of up to twenty thousand light years.
(Emma snorts.)
MASTER: They're also extremely firm.
EMMA: What are you trying to say?
MASTER: Oh, nothing.
Asylum of the Daleks (Oswin)
DAVROS: There was a prophecy, Doctor, on your own world. DOCTOR: Please you must, you must stop this. You must stop this! DAVROS: It spoke of a hybrid creature. Two great warrior races forced together to create a warrior greater than either. Is that what you ran from, Doctor? Your part in the coming of the hybrid? Half Dalek, half Time Lord?
The Witch’s Familiar (again)
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DOCTOR: Why are the Daleks helping you? What are you giving them in return?
MASTER: I have granted them secrets of the Zectronic Energy Beam.
DOCTOR: Oh no, you fool. With the Zectronic Energy Beam the Daleks will be able to conquer the entire universe within minutes.
EMMA: With just a beam? How?
DOCTOR: I'll explain later.
DALEK: Prepare to operate the Zectronic Beam in five Dalek minutes.
MASTER: I obey.
(The Master moves away to a console.)
DOCTOR: Begging for your life already? That's a new record. MASTER: I'm not begging you. I'd rather die than beg you.
The Doctor Falls
DOCTOR: You may conquer the universe but you'll have to share it with the beard and the bosoms over there.
DALEK: (sotto) The Master will be exterminated when he has served his purpose.
DOCTOR: (sotto to Emma) Psst. If the Master knew that the Daleks intend to kill him he might help us.
(Missy runs into a bunch of Daleks.) DALEKS: Humanoid detected. Humanoid detected. Remain still. Do not move. Do not move. You are a Time Lord. (The building shakes. She staggers.) MISSY: You know what? I've just had a VERY clever idea.
The Witch’s Familiar
Extremis
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EMMA: How are you going to tell him without the Daleks hearing? They'll exterminate you on the spot if you say anything. I think we've really had it this time.
DOCTOR: Don't cancel our wedding yet, my darling. There's just one thing you've forgotten.
EMMA: What?
DOCTOR: Daleks don't have noses.
EMMA: Scraping the barrel a bit there, aren't you?
DOCTOR: Think my dear. Back on Terserus, the Master and I both bribed the castle architect. Not only do I speak perfect Terseran, but so does he.
EMMA: You mean?
DOCTOR: Yes. I can communicate with the Master by carefully controlled breaking of wind.
EMMA: (to another Dalek) Could I be tied to a different chair?
DALEK 2: Silence.
SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED
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EMMA: Why do you have chairs on a Dalek spaceship anyway?
DALEK: We will explain later.
DAVROS: I hope you are grateful. It wasn't easy to procure. And very nearly unique, of course. You should feel privileged. The only other chair on Skaro. 
The Witch’s Familiar
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DOCTOR: I remember you, don't I?
MASTER: And you still fear me, Doctor?
DOCTOR: You're the camp one.
MASTER: I'm not camp!
NARDOLE: Yeah, I heard you the first time. 
World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls
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DOCTOR: Oh, yeah? Nice tits.
MASTER: Bumps.
DOCTOR: I remember you lot, of course. And, er, you're my fiancée?
EMMA: You remember me then?
DOCTOR: How could I possibly forget the only time travelling companion I've ever had?
Hell Bent
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EMMA: You've had lots of companions.
DOCTOR: The only time travelling companion I've had.
EMMA: Oh, right.
Hell Bent :)
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DOCTOR: It's still me in here, Emma. These old hearts are still yours. Can you still love me in my new body?
EMMA: Actually I don't think I'll have to much of a problem with that. Back to the Tardis?
CLARA: You shouldn't have been listening. DOCTOR: I wasn't. I didn't need to. That was me talking. You can't see me, can you? You look at me, and you can't see me. Have you any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone, I'm right here, standing in front of you. Please, just, just see me.
Deep Breath
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DALEK: The Zectronic Beam Controller is going to explode.
DALEK 2: Help us, Doctor, and your life will be spared.
DOCTOR: What better way to end my career than saving you metal gits? Pop into the Tardis, get a bottle of good champagne. When you get out we'll celebrate the beginning of our new life together.
DALEK PM: Save us. You will save us. DOCTOR: I'll what? DALEK: You will save the Daleks. DALEKS: Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. Save the Daleks. DOCTOR: Well. DALEKS: Save the Daleks. DOCTOR: This is new.
Asylum of the Daleks
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EMMA: Great.
(Emma goes into the Tardis while the Doctor goes to the Zectronic Beam Controller and starts fiddling.)
DOCTOR: I think in my new body I'm going to be particularly good at rewiring.
(He goes around the back of the device and it goes bang, flash. Jim Broadbent steps out.)
DOCTOR: Oh, bugger.
(Emma enters.)
EMMA: Doctor?
DOCTOR: Ah. You're my fiancée aren't you? Oh, dear. Seem to be a bit shy of girls now. All the problems of changing personas. So unpredictable.
The Eleventh Doctor’s entire character arc
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EMMA: Doctor, look at me.
DOCTOR: In a minute. Oh dear, another girl.
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MASTER: I'm not a girl, Doctor, I've told you before. These are Dalek bumps. They can locate aetheric beam emissions and everything!
Dark Water
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EMMA: Doctor!
DOCTOR: Residual energy. I'm a stupid ass, I should have realised.
DOCTOR: It's funny. I thought if you could hear me, I could hang on somehow. Silly me. Silly old Doctor.
The Big Bang
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MASTER: No, his life is already lost. That was a discharge of pure Zectronic Energy. Even a Time Lord cannot survive its terrible power.
RIVER: Whatever that was, it killed him in the middle of his regeneration cycle. His body was already dead. He didn't make it to the next one. 
The Impossible Astronaut
EMMA: But he can just change again, can't you, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Have you been paying attention? I'm an old man now. CLARA: But you don't die. You change. You pop right back up with a new face. DOCTOR: No, not for ever. I can change twelve times. Thirteen versions of me. Thirteen silly Doctors.
The Time of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I'm afraid not, my dear. Zectronic Energy too powerful. It has destroyed my ability to regenerate.
HOLO-AMELIA: Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree. You will be dead in thirty two minutes. DOCTOR: Okay. So, basically better regenerate, that's what you're saying. HOLO-AMELIA: Regeneration disabled. You will be dead in thirty two minutes. DOCTOR: Unless I'm cured, yeah? HOLO-AMELIA: There is no cure. You will be dead in thirty two minutes. DOCTOR: Why do you keep saying that? HOLO-AMELIA: Because you will be dead in thirty two minutes.
Let’s Kill Hitler
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DOCTOR: I'm afraid this is the end. Look after the universe for me. I've put a lot of work into it.
OHILA: You are embarking on an enterprise that will end in your destruction. DOCTOR: You could say that about being born. OHILA: Wherever you go, there are people who care enough to find you. DOCTOR: Look after the universe for me. I've put a lot of work into it.
Prologue to Series 9
OHILA: You have gone too far. You have broken every code you ever lived by. DOCTOR: After all this time, after everything I've done, don't you think the universe owes me this?
Hell Bent
EMMA: But how can we look after it without you?
DOCTOR: I'll explain...
DORIUM: So you're going to do this? Let them all think you're dead? DOCTOR: It's the only way, then they can all forget me. I got too big, Dorium. Too noisy. Time to step back into the shadows.
The Wedding of River Song
PLUMP MAN: Clara asked me to look after you. She said you might be a bit upset. DOCTOR: Clara? Clara who?
Hell Bent
DOCTOR: Things end. That's all. Everything ends, and it's always sad. But everything begins again too, and that's always happy. Be happy. I'll look after everything else.
The Return of Doctor Mysterio
DOCTOR: Listen. One of us has to stay down here and blow up a lot of silly tin men, and one of has to go up there and look after a lot of very scared people, day after day, for the rest of their lives, and keep them safe. Now the question is this, Nardole. Which one of us is stronger?
The Doctor Falls
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EMMA: Doctor, listen to me. You can't die, you're too, you're too nice, too brave, too kind and far, far too silly. You're like Father Christmas, the Wizard of Oz, Scooby Doo. And I love you very much. And we all need you, and you simply cannot die.
AMELIA: Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you, but honest, it is an emergency.
AMY: I remember you. I remember! I brought the others back, I can bring you home, too. Raggedy man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding!
The Big Bang
DOCTOR: But that's all you've got, a distress beacon. RIVER: I've been sending out a message. A distress call. Outside the bubble of our time, the universe is still turning, and I've sent a message everywhere. To the future and the past, the beginning and the end of everything. The Doctor is dying. Please, please help.
The Wedding of River Song
CLARA: Listen to me, you lot. Listen! Help him. Help him change the future. Do it. Do something. CLARA: You've been asking a question, and it's time someone told you you've been getting it wrong. His name, his name is the Doctor. All the name he needs. Everything you need to know about him. And if you love him, and you should, help him. Help him.
The Time of the Doctor
The Doctor Falls
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MASTER: He was the best and bravest of all my foes. From this day forward I will renounce evil and follow the path of goodness to honour my fallen foe.
MASTER: Missy? Seriously, why? MISSY: Oh, because he's right. Because it's time to stand with him. It's where we've always been going, and it's happening now, today. It's time to stand with the Doctor.
World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls
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DALEK: The Doctor has saved the Daleks. His life will be spared.
DALEK: The Doctor saved the Daleks. The Daleks too will honour their mortal enemy.
Asylum of the Daleks
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EMMA: He was never cruel and never cowardly, and it'll never be safe to be scared again.
CLARA: You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise? DOCTOR 10: Never cruel or cowardly. WARRIOR: Never give up, never give in.
The Day of the Doctor
DOCTOR: Are you scared? The thing on the bed, whatever it is, look at it. Does it scare you? RUPERT: Yes. DOCTOR: Well, that's good. Want to know why that's good? RUPERT: Why? DOCTOR: Let me tell you about scared. Your heart is beating so hard, I can feel it through your hands. There's so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain, it's like rocket fuel. Right now, you could run faster and you could fight harder, you could jump higher than ever in your life. And you are so alert, it's like you can slow down time. What's wrong with scared? Scared is a superpower. It's your superpower. There is danger in this room and guess what? It's you. Do you feel it? Do you think he feels it? Do you think he's scared? Nah. Loser. Turn your back on him.
Listen
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(The Master leads Emma away. Behind them, the Doctor regenerates.)
MASTER: It's impossible! Beyond all known laws of the universe.
DOCTOR: Oh! Okay. I escaped, then. Brilliant. I love it when I do that. 
The Big Bang
DALEK [OC]: The rules of regeneration are known. You have expended all your lives. DOCTOR: Sorry, what did you say? Did you mention the rules? Now, listen. Bit of advice. Tell me the truth if you think you know it. Lay down the law if you're feeling brave. But, Daleks, never, ever tell me the rules! DALEK [OC]: Emergency! Emergency! The Doctor is regenerating! The Doctor is regenerating!
The Time of the Doctor
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EMMA: Maybe even the universe can't bear to be without the Doctor.
RIVER: So all the cracks in time will close, but he'll be on the wrong side, trapped in the never-space, the void between the worlds. All memory of him will be purged from the universe. He will never have been born. Now, please. He wants to talk to you before he goes.
AMY: Why am I sad? What's that? RORY: Oh, er, someone left it for you. A woman. AMY: But what is it? RORY: It's a book. (It's a book with a Tardis design cover.) AMY: It's blank.
The Big Bang 
DOCTOR: River! River, this is ridiculous. That would mean nothing to anyone. It's insane. Worse, it's stupid. You embarrass me. RIVER: Those reports of the sun spots and the solar flares. They're wrong. There aren't any. It's not the sun, it's you. The sky is full of a million, million voices saying yes, of course we'll help. You've touched so many lives, saved so many people. Did you think when your time came, you'd really have to do more than just ask? You've decided that the universe is better off without you, but the universe doesn't agree.
The Wedding of River Song
BILL: You know what, old man? I'm never going to believe you're really dead. Because one day everyone's just going to need you too much. Until then. (kisses his cheek) It's a big universe, but I hope I see you again.
The Doctor Falls
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(Joanna Lumley stands up.)
DOCTOR: Emma, look. I've got aetheric beam locators.
EMMA: No, Doctor. I'm afraid those are actual breasts.
DOCTOR: Are you sure? I think I can see the on switch.
EMMA: No, Doctor, we have to face facts. You've come back to life and this time you're a woman.
GASTRON: Are you all right, sir? Oh, er, sorry, ma'am. GENERAL: Oh, back to normal, am I? The only time I've been a man, that last body. Dear Lord, how do you cope with all that ego?
Hell Bent
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DOCTOR: Really? I've always wanted to get my hands on one of these.
EMMA: Unfortunately, I haven't.
DOCTOR: Your mother's going to get a bit of a surprise at the wedding, isn't she? Do you think we'll both wear white?
EMMA: I'm afraid, Doctor, and I'm not sure if this sentence has ever been used so completely accurately before but, you're just not the man I fell in love with.
DOCTOR: Well, never mind. We can still rattle around the universe, fighting monsters and saving planets. What could be more fun? My best friend by my side, my trusty old Tardis and, of course, my sonic screwdriver.
(She switches it on, and it begins to vibrate.)
DOCTOR: Ooo look, it's got three settings.
DOCTOR: Gentlemen, I have had four hundred years to think about this. I've changed my mind. WARRIOR: There's still a billion billion Daleks up there, attacking. DOCTOR: Yeah, there is. There is. DOCTOR 10: But there's something those billion billion Daleks don't know. DOCTOR: Because if they did, they'd probably send for reinforcements. CLARA: What? What don't they know? DOCTOR: This time, there's three of us.
EMMA: Doctor, stop that!
(Emma grabs the screwdriver and throws it across the room.)
Twice Upon a Time
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MASTER: Doctor, I have to say you are rather gorgeous.
DOCTOR: I'm not bad, am I? And come to think of it, you're a great deal more attractive than I remember.
MASTER: Why, thank you.
DOCTOR: Tell me, why do they call you the Master?
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MASTER: I'll explain later. Bwahahahahahaha!
(The Master and the Doctor walk away, arms round each other's waists.)
Dark Water/Death in Heaven
The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar
Extremis
World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls
(Transcripts from http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/index.html)
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Music Room
Every house is a haunted house.
Every ghost story is a love story.
Every Christmas is last Christmas.
Every story ever told really happened. 
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