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exhausted parent Backstreet Boys: I never wanna hear you say "I want it [that way]"

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

#couldn't think of anything else sorry #backstreet boys #i want it that way

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tell me why

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

#I'm sorry I somehow read 'it went that way' to the tune of Backstreet Boys and

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you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

this website's hate mail game is insane

#THE COOKIE CLICKER GUY?!

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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.

#the botanist #What were you thinking #What were you thinking growing green things in the middle of space? #The first time you saw those sprouts rise up out of the dirt you felt fathomless triumph and then the sickening lurch of hubris. #Did your recklessness have consequences? Maybe. #But how best to find your way out of disaster than to cling to all the life you can find in this desolate place? #um what #this wasn't a result I expected #oh well #quiz thingy #hypothetical situations

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2014’s X-Men: Days of Future Past turns 10 today. Feel old yet ?

#I've been feeling old since I turned 30 but thanks anyway #x-men: days of future past

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@spiltcandycoatedpunkblood look at the dates on the original post and its replies. I literally reblogged a post the other day about doing so, which you in turn reblogged from me.

People are still recommending Jenny N*cholson in their video essay recs? Her & her lil friend Lindsay Ell*s, the queens of white feminism who were responsible for white fandon racists attacking John Boyega? want me to watch HER?

#this shit is three years old #Lindsay doesn't even have Twitter any more #and all this has been addressed #jfc

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If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

#I wondered why this was so unnerving #then I read the bottom and thought #thank fuck I haven't actually tricked myself into remembering that I'd played a very different game #than the one I played on my translucent purple Gameboy Colour #pokemon #childhood classics #I guess? this was legit horrifying though

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from the bio-dad, in case you ever wanted to know where my sense of humour comes from

#the soze family chronicles #rishi sunak #uk politics #tears in the rain #blade runner #things that made me cackle #la vita di mika

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#polls #names #real names #reblog if

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Once again, restricting the choice to the characters I like and know. Please elaborate in the tags but avoid writing "This is... erasure" or "How could you forget...?" because it gives me anxiety.

#people who chose Egerton's need to watch more films #anyway I just wanted to see the results #robin hood #adaptations #portrayals #polls #reblog if

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pointed out to @anarchic-miscellany that both Creed II and Alkaline Trio's "Broken Down in a Time Machine" are about the dangers of nostalgia and being trapped in a painful past and he hates me for it

#I am right though #alkaline trio #broken down in a time machine #creed ii #comparisons #themes #I should have made this as a handshake meme but idc really #mika talks bollocks as usual

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here on roze.com we ask the hard hitting questions. what if.. oopy ear keep going.

#he would be a Basset Hound if his ears kept going #not a Bagel #snoopy #beagle propaganda

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@spiltcandycoatedpunkblood an important read

Loving the new counterpoint that not only is posting activism, not posting is complicity. Why doesn't everyone with any fame or internet presence immediately release a lengthy but perfectly-worded statement telling us where they stand on every issue? Is it because they're evil??? It must be because they're evil

And then the usual answer is "they don't post online very much". Which is all very suspicious, don't they know everything of importance is done by posts on social media now

#activism #online activism

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#me when I have a double

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the masculine urge

the feminine urge

the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons

#I live in Wales and there's a dragon on our flag #that'll do I guess

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@anarchic-miscellany

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

#stuffed animals #plushies

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I love seeing dogs carry their toys in their mouths on walks. like yes, you TAKE ownership of your toy, you little furry socialist you

#dogs #observations #walkies