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Hera /hɛrə/ Ἥρᾱ

Greek goddess of women and marriage. Queen of the gods.

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when tyson dies, because hes a cyclops, is he gonna go to tartarus

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The Greeks: our gods are over sexed, petty as fuck, and immortal and terrifying

The Romans: Same tbh

The Egyptians: our gods are very magic and scary and only a bit petty and over dramatic and also cooler than yours and mostly immortal

The Norse: our gods are fucking petty assholes sometimes but it’s okay because someday they are all gonna DIE and it will be sweet as fuck!

Greeks: …

Romans: …

Egyptians: …

The Norse: One of them tied his testicles to a goat!

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pjo characters as iconic vines

percy: waddup my name’s jared i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read // i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

annabeth: iridocyclitis

grover: *plays recorder aggresively in car* 

nico: hey how ya doin well i’m doing just fine i lied i’m dying inside

will: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!?11!! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!11???!!

clarisse: next time you fuckin push me imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH

jason: stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward

piper: all i wanna tell you is: school’s not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, ya know?

leo: i love myself. even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself

frank: can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?

hazel: i love how people are telling me i’m like 2, 9 years old; i’m 11 so shut the fuck up

reyna: imma bad bitch you can’t kill me

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men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

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Piper: I made a marshmallow Nico di Angelo. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Nico, choked up: It’s okay.

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Demi-dorks

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i just realized nico can sense dead people

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Mount Rainier National Park by ezook

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♡ Like or reblog if you save ♡

Art by: Viria

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Alex Fierro 💗💚

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The signs as PJO fandom things

Aries: Our mutual hate for the old official art

Taurus: JasonxBrick

Gemini: Harry Potter/Voltron Pjo crossovers

Cancer: Where did Grover go??

Leo: Percy and Jason bromance

Virgo: Older Nico with a ponytail

Libra: VIRIA!!!1

Scorpio: Every AU in the world

Sagittarius: Memes

Capricorn: Persassy

Aquarius: If I hear one more pun-

Pisces: Literal cringe at the movies

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I was looking the official art and discovered this. I always loved Gunilla despite some of her actions BUT GODS OF ASGARD I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS SO GORGEOUS I’M IN LOVE?????

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#magnus chase #beautiful boy

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It was funnier in my head at 3 in the morning… Bonus:

#pjo #hoo

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I forgot to upload this yesterday D:

My second piece for the pjo fanzine :) After drawing the other ladies I could hardly leave my girl Annabeth out.

I imagine she’s running through the woods at CHB after a game of Capture the Flag has just started, grinning because Percy has just run straight into a tree behind her :)