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The way I would tell my BF no if he didn’t first ask my father for my hand before proposing like what do you mean you didn’t ask my dad!!!!!??????

#reminder that there is a big difference between asking for someone's blessing and their permission #permission: does he own his children? creepy; do you not ask if he says no? #blessing: i'd love for you to be part of our lives together but im asking her either way

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

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March 15 AM: heading to the Senate

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#them ides

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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Roshar has got to be the Texas of the Cosmere. Everything is bigger, everyone is armed for no reason, and the population is done with outsiders messing with them despite themselves being an invasive species

#spoilers sorry #roshar #cosmere #texas i guess

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You can only reblog this today.

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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

#this is a wild ride

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#sorta is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence

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Cowboy adventures.

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Folks tend to talk about how Pippin addresses Denethor like they’re both equally ignorant of the political realities of the situation, but, like, Denethor probably knows exactly what the Shire’s political situation is? He’s looking at Pippin and in his head he’s like “okay, this provincial pipsqueak is being presumptuous as hell addressing me as a peer, but technically he’s within his right, and I can respect a power move” – and while Denethor is pondering how many levels of political power chess Pippin is playing here, Pippin is just *elevator music*.

#lord of the rings #lotr

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