thatsnotthetruth

[thatsnotthetruth]

Brett Goldstein & Phil Dunster ⎸ EW/People Emmy Celebration Event [x]

#brett goldstein #phil dunster #tl

[thatsnotthetruth]

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

[thatsnotthetruth]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[thatsnotthetruth]

This happened in Richmond! They say in the caption that it happens once a month in the summer. So:

I didn't include Ted because he doesn't have a car but to me, if he did, he would total at least three like this during his stay.

#glad we all agree #tl

[thatsnotthetruth]

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

[thatsnotthetruth]

#prev #canon rjk #yeah

[thatsnotthetruth]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[thatsnotthetruth]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

[thatsnotthetruth]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[thatsnotthetruth]

Me: *reads through an incredible fic on Ao3 experiencing every emotion possible in the span of about 5000 words*

*clicks 'Kudos♥️'*

Ao3:

Me:

[thatsnotthetruth]

i am such a horrible little apologist for every buffyverse woman. they could drink my blood or sacrifice me to a demon or just fucking beat me up and i'd probably be into it

[thatsnotthetruth]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#tumblr

[thatsnotthetruth]

[thatsnotthetruth]

Whether I’m gonna be your bike, or smash your wife or whatever Taylor Swift said.

#asdfgh #ts

[thatsnotthetruth]

#therapy tag

[thatsnotthetruth]

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#obv the bed thing #i live in a country where no one has ac #being able to be comfortably cool under my duvet in the summer would be a game changer!!

[thatsnotthetruth]

Ted Lasso X So Long London

#ah fuck