thatonegayfreakanon

[thatonegayfreakanon]

OH FUCK YEAH FINALLY HAVE AN ARSON BUDDY!!! HEY MOD CAN I GO TO DIFFERENT UNIVERSES AGAIN?!?!

no. Especially not after recent events.

=(

So like are you one of those fucked up and evil anons?, like do you like commit murder and break the law

-🏳️‍🌈anon

Woah, woah, too far mate. Sure, I like to be a villain but breaking the law and straight murder? Thats too far. Professionals, have, standards.

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod note: #((out of character but sorry haven't replied sooner!!! been very inactive! and busy irl!!!))

[thatonegayfreakanon]

THANKS. SORRY I GOT LOST IN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE TOTALLY WOULD'VE REPLIED TO YOU SOONER BUT YEAH I KNOW I'M SUPER COOL AND AWESOME!, ALSO I COULD TOTALLY VISIT YOU IN YOUR VOID SINCE IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY PLACES MOD LETS ME VISIT NOW

Hi! - Bow anon 🎀

HI!!!! FINALLY someone has realized that I'm cool enough to get as-

They're just being nice pride, anywho hi bow!!!!

MOOOOODDDD SHUT UUUPP LET ME EGO TRIIIIP

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod note: #[[out of character but real sorry i haven't replied in so long got busy with other stuff]]

[thatonegayfreakanon]

WOOOWEEE yeeesh! That bugsnax place is CRAZY!!! man I almost fucking DIED

I hate my life

#🏳️‍🌈anon rambles #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod mote: #sowwy we've been gone so long been real busy with other stuff and pride got himself trapped in bugsnax world so

[thatonegayfreakanon]

Hi! - Bow anon 🎀

HI!!!! FINALLY someone has realized that I'm cool enough to get as-

They're just being nice pride, anywho hi bow!!!!

MOOOOODDDD SHUT UUUPP LET ME EGO TRIIIIP

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[thatonegayfreakanon]

Ok so like hypothetical... Say if like, your partner gave you dog food to eat would you reject it, like it's a heartfelt gift and they're giving it to you would you reject it

So.... Like.... Just a question like do you, eat dog food, I mean I TOTALLY don't want to prove myself right about dog food being the perfect gift for a significant other but like, do you eat it, and if so do you think it tastes good which it definitely does BUT NOT BECAUSE I EAT DOG FOOD BUT LIKE YAKNOW

-🏳️‍🌈anon

What

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod note: #you're not going to win this argument you've created with yourself pride #literally you're a fucking catboy who eats dog food you're the only thing in these universes that can stomach that shit you idiot #🏳️‍🌈ANONS AWESOME NOTE: #ERRRR LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER WRONG I'M WINNING I'M WINNING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW LOSER YOU LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID

[thatonegayfreakanon]

Yooooo!!! Finally someone who commits arson!!!!, mod NEVER lets me burn down government buildings

You should like TOTALLY come burn down some banks with me one day

So like are you one of those fucked up and evil anons?, like do you like commit murder and break the law

-🏳️‍🌈anon

Woah, woah, too far mate. Sure, I like to be a villain but breaking the law and straight murder? Thats too far. Professionals, have, standards.

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod note: #DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! THE ONLY UNIVERSE WITH BUILDINGS YOU HAVE ACCESS TO WITH BUILDINGS IS PURRFECT APAWCALYPSE!!! #PRIDE THEY ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH GOING ON!!! #PRIDE!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!! #DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCK!!!

[thatonegayfreakanon]

So.... Like not even arson?, just a tiny bit of arson?, like as a funny prank yaknow?

So like are you one of those fucked up and evil anons?, like do you like commit murder and break the law

-🏳️‍🌈anon

Woah, woah, too far mate. Sure, I like to be a villain but breaking the law and straight murder? Thats too far. Professionals, have, standards.

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon

[thatonegayfreakanon]

What the fuck are all of you

-🏳️‍🌈anon

GAY

Traumatized.

#🏳️‍🌈anon reblogs #🏳️‍🌈anon #I HAVEN'T BEEN TRAUMATIZED YET I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE #mod note: #.......

[thatonegayfreakanon]

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION do you eat dog food yes or no, no reason to dwell on it no reason to ask any further questions and even if I did eat dog food it is NORMAL

So.... Like.... Just a question like do you, eat dog food, I mean I TOTALLY don't want to prove myself right about dog food being the perfect gift for a significant other but like, do you eat it, and if so do you think it tastes good which it definitely does BUT NOT BECAUSE I EAT DOG FOOD BUT LIKE YAKNOW

-🏳️‍🌈anon

What

#🏳️‍🌈anon rambles #🏳️‍🌈anon

[thatonegayfreakanon]

MMMMMOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!

....what why are you yelling

I wanted to talk to someone:)

.... You have so many anons to talk to, like i dunno just go to them and make friends

BUUUT I'M BUILT DIFFERENT !!! LITERALLY!!!! I... Don't know if the others WILL like me!!, they got magic and all i got is cat ears and a fruity ass!!!!

Plant pinches the top of his nose sighing

Alright. Listen. I'm banning you from going any other universe other then the amazing digital circus universe and the purrfect apawcalypse as well as a few anon voids until you make a proper friend

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I WANTED TO GET A DRESS!!! ALL THE DRESSES IN FURRY UTOPIA HAVE HOLES FOR THEIR TAILS!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Cry about it.

AUGHHHHHHHJHJJJJJJ AHHHHH AIGGHHHDGGDGJDGKKGGKGHHJ AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG HHHHRHRHRHHHHH GHDHHSHHA AUGHHHHHHHJHJJJJJJ!!!!!!

#🏳️‍🌈anon #🏳️‍🌈anon rambles #I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!! #mod note: #I'll take away your maid dress if you do #🏳️‍🌈ANON NOTE AKA THE WAY BETTER NOTE FUCK YOU!!!: FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!

[thatonegayfreakanon]

.... Not like even the kind that like turns into gravey?... Well... Shit.... There goes the rest of my five hundred relationship tips....

I also see you're in a relationship now!, I am SO good and normal about relationships I can give you some AMAZING advice like some top tier stuff like, I'm basically the pro at keeping relationships together

-🏳️‍🌈anon

That... doesn't sound very promising, no offense.

#🏳️‍🌈anon talks #🏳️‍🌈anon

[thatonegayfreakanon]

...........

Ok but like have you ever eaten like dog food before?, it's like pretty good when you try it so like kinda like rude to assume that it's not good if so

I also see you're in a relationship now!, I am SO good and normal about relationships I can give you some AMAZING advice like some top tier stuff like, I'm basically the pro at keeping relationships together

-🏳️‍🌈anon

That... doesn't sound very promising, no offense.

#🏳️‍🌈anon rambles #🏳️‍🌈anon #mod note: he has eaten nothing but dog food for the past week I'm at my goddamn limit

[thatonegayfreakanon]

Wait I promise that this is REALLY good advice lemme just....

He reaches in his pocket and pulls out a... HORRIBLY crumpled piece of paper and silently reads off of it

OK ALRIGHT free of charge some PERFECTLY good advice to make any relationship into an TO DIE FORship, people would pay MILLIONS for this advice, TIP NUMBER ONE

Significant others LOVE dog food, like it is an ESSENTIAL gift for any couple to give each other, flavorful to!

I also see you're in a relationship now!, I am SO good and normal about relationships I can give you some AMAZING advice like some top tier stuff like, I'm basically the pro at keeping relationships together

-🏳️‍🌈anon

That... doesn't sound very promising, no offense.

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[thatonegayfreakanon]

Sooo it's been awhile and heard that you almost died again soooo, how you doing?, like on a scale to YUCKO to YIPPER how does your mood fall on the scale, like are you going to be like the joker?, I'm just wondering cause if you're in your joker era i would totally still support you

-🏳️‍🌈anon

being cradled in sigil's arms

Er... Great. Uh...

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[thatonegayfreakanon]

Hey uh moon... I am NOT scared and it is definitely COMPLETELY unrelated to what is happening to your bestie sun but like, do you ever get scared of like, little things like a friend being sick or when a friend is very upset? , like yaknow just a completely unrelated question that doesn't relate to how I feel in the current moment yaknow?, like I am DEFINITELY just trying to do a conversation starter here I am NOT scared cause I'm like totally brave and fearless but yaknow like it's a good conversation starter

-🏳️‍🌈anon

I think it's perfectly reasonable to be upset, nervous, scared, etc. about a friend being sick/hurt! What's happening with sun, though...?

#🏳️‍🌈anon reblogs #🏳️‍🌈anon #I'M STILL TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT SUN AND THIS WAS AWHILE AGO BUT I THINK SHE'S FINE NOW?!? #IDK I'VE BEEN IN FURRY WORLD FOR ABIT I'M OUT OF THE LOOP BUT I THINK THINGS ARE BETTER #I HOPE YOU'RE DOING NORMAL THOUGH

[thatonegayfreakanon]

Thanks for the name compliment shadow!, for that if I ever saw you in a hypothetical end of the world hell on earth scenario that will definitely never happen I would NOT kill you

-🏳️‍🌈 anon

...hypothetical???????????????????????

you mean the world HASN'T ended yet??

#🏳️‍🌈anon reblogs #🏳️‍🌈anon #YAKNOW I DON'T REALLY KNOW ABOUT YOUR VERSION OF REAL LIFE #I WAS MADE IN LIKE A VOID SO MAYBE YOUR REAL WORLD IS LIKE ON FIRE AND EVERYONE IS DYING AND YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK TO YOUR REAL BODIES #I DID GO TO DOGPERSON WORLD AND CATPERSON WORLD AND THERE WAS QLLOT OF ZOMBIES SO THAT COULD BE AN APOCALYPSE #AN APAWCALYPSE IF YOU WILL #GOD I'm so funny #mod note:sigh

[thatonegayfreakanon]

WOW i I just Had a fucking CRAZY experience, so like I was doing my thing, hopping from one universe to another when suddenly holy shit!, I'm surrounded by abunch of zombies that have cat and dog features and I'm like "oh shit is this a furry convention?!?" And i like got really excited but then i remember i don't have my fursuit with me! So it couldn't have been furcon!, then they started rambling stuff about revenge and being murdered in their school and then they mauled me so I quickly hoped universes again and ended up back at the wacky digital tent place, REALLY crazy shit man and that's where I've been the past like week

I was trying to get him to come back home

#🏳️‍🌈anon #🏳️‍🌈anon rambles #mod note: #it was SUPER hard getting him back here cause he kept trying to flirt with every adult catboy he saw working the starbucks there #the amazing digital circus #purrfect apawcalypse