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Me: YOU’LL NEEEVER WALK ALOOONE

Liverpool FC fan: oh cool, you’re a Liverpool fan too! Me, a musical theatre kid: ... Them: ... Me: Sure why not

#musicaltheatre #carousel #liverpool #youllneverwalkalone #musicals #rodgers and hammerstein

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FUCK elon musk. FUCK jeff bezos. the only mysterious and innovative wizards of time and space on this earth right now are people who sleep on public transit and wake up in time for their stop.

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Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

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the floor is i love my friends

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you would not believe your nose

if head shoulders knees and toes

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You would not believe your bries

If ten million rolls of cheese

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You would not believe your hand

When my father took me to see a marching band

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Just saying, “you would not believe your eyes/if ten million fireflies” and “I know when that hotline bling/that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

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You would not belive your boot

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you will not believe your eye

if 13 is not a white guy

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You would not believe your toes

These guys are much more than bros

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By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

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Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.

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concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe.