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After the Dauphin is born,

D'Artagnan, clueless: Are you certain you are alright?

Aramis, sniffling: I-it's just these onions

D'Artagnan:

D'Artagnan: Those are potatoes

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Santiago Cabrera in The Musketeers: don't worry sir, I'll have her back by 9!

Santiago Cabrera in Star Trek: your daughter calls me daddy too

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I'm faintly obsessed with this screenshot. For context he'd just pulled a 9mm out of the back of his jeans and laid it threateningly on the couch beside him. I think my bad-boy fixation has finally been activated for this guy.

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gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

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We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

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Many have suggested that Mr. Benedict Bridgerton, might desire to join the mart this season. This author suspects what the second son truly seeks is a sense of purpose. I do encourage you to say yes to society for once, Mr. Bridgerton. You never know where it may lead you.

Benedict Bridgerton for Season 3 Promo

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

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oh to be a young girl in the regency era and dance with the love of my life at a ball while we are quietly staring into each other's eyes for what feels like centuries

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I just would love to see what Colin is thinking while the rest of his brothers are beating up Phillip

" I left my sexy wife for this"

" how would Eloise feel if I got myself kidnapped on her honeymoon? Why she so rude to me??"

" this is the most time alone I've had with Penelope in ages and Eloise can't even let me honeymoon in peace"

"wait a minute... Dots connected... Kidnapped Eloise = more Penelope for me"

" if Phillip keeps Eloise, then I won't have to share my wife with her"

" New plan, befriend this Phillip guy, convince him Eloise isn't annoying, bribe him to extend Eloise stay at his house, possibly forever, no, no, Anthony's way is better, force them to marry"

"Argh Pen would have better ideas, Pen is so smart, and witty...and sexy"

" I MISS MY WIFE"

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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