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#a giraffe and a dog #still have them both

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the episode starting with developing the chronology of Sam's bad luck and then launching into a casement immensely focused on luck doesn't look good for Sam at all

#tmagp #tmagp 13

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Hey isn’t this that guy from Journey to the West?

How’d he make it to San Antonio’s Fiesta??

instructions unclear, journeyed too far west

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tubbathon going well i see

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#hmm #ouch

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#top right is the answer #but also he definitely ain't topping rn

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by threadhandedjill

#👀

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#glowy eyes and blue lips please!

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What if it's a phase? 😱

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has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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