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th0rnyr0ses · 2 years
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he would twirl the cable w his finger while on the phone w/ michael like a teenage girl
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th0rnyr0ses · 2 years
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ehehehehehehehe plz someone point me to more content of them
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pls make more phone guy and michael fanart if u want to .. ill cry op ur art is so good
ur wish is my command <3
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th0rnyr0ses · 3 years
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Zoé can never replace Chloé (and she’s not meant to either)
There’s still quite a bit of dialog in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom about the question: Is Zoé supposed to be a replacement for Chloé? I felt like examining that a bit further. The key to figure this out is to look at what Chloé’s role in the story is, and how it does and does not overlap with what we’ve seen from Zoé so far.
For example, is Chloé’s role to be the mayor’s daughter? I would argue no. Being the mayor’s daughter is how she gets her (considerable) power over the class, and thus, a large part of her ability to influence or create stories. You could just as easily imagine her getting that power from elsewhere, e.g. by her father being Monsieur Damocles or some school superintendent, or just a really rich political donor, and it wouldn’t change Chloé’s role at all. Alternatively, there are characters who are in similar positions of power and privilege, but don’t actually use it. Adrien and Kagami are both rich, and Gabriel seems to have at least an indirect connection to André, so you could easily make stories about Adrien abusing that power and privilege if you really wanted to - except it doesn’t fit his character and his role in the story at all.
Is Chloé’s role to be the carrier of the Bee Miraculous? Again, I don’t think so. The bee miraculous is a result of how Chloé acts. Its power of telling people what to do is tailor-made for her personality, and by that I mean pre-possible-redemption-arc personality if that makes a difference. The story does not really need to her to have the bee miraculous specifically. Any would do. The bee was created for her because it fits her established personality best. This is in general how the show works: It’s ultimately never that Marinette has a certain miraculous and has to find a wielder for it; it is that the show wants to highlight a certain character, and gives them a specific power-up that matches their established character and the plot of the episode (except arguably for Alya, where the only link is “orange”, but that’s a different post). The story works just as well if Chloé got a different miraculous, or a different way to get a glimpse into the superhero world, because the point of her getting this is to tell us more about who Chloé is as a person, what she really wants, and how she acts when she both gets and loses it.
Is Chloé’s role to be a close friend of Marinette’s? Clearly not. That may change in the future, maybe, who knows, but so far, when Chloé is important in a plot, it is often specifically because she dislikes and resents Marinette.
Ultimately Chloé has a very simple role. It is literally the same as Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Cordelia Chase in Buffy, Libby in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and many, many others like them. Almost every teenage TV show has someone like them. Chloé is here as the school life antagonist, as a counterpoint to Hawkmoth. Some author (I remember it as being Marjorie Liu, but I’ve never been able to find the quote again) once said that the fun the thing about writing teenagers is that everything has equal importance: Tomorrow is the big dance, and also the world is going to end, and both things are equally important. Miraculous Ladybug follows that scheme strictly, and in it, Chloé’s job is to make the „big dance“ part of this challenging.
A fun thing is that the show generally tries to link the problems she causes to the superheroics, because that makes for a better story. The obvious case is when she is the akumatized villain herself. But there are also for example things like Darkblade, where the show uses the situation with Chloé to draw explicit parallels even though her situation isn’t really linked with D’Agencourt’s at all. A few times Chloé’s role is to literally just show up, upset someone for no reason until they become Akumatization material, and then leave again, such as in Frozer, Stormy Weather 2 or Frightningale. And sometimes the superhero plot is all about Chloé’s actions and also a hilarious homage to every single zombie movie trope ever (Zombizou). Either way, Chloé exists to cause problems - and by extension, episode plots - on purpose.
Another aspect of that is that she helps Marinette grow. Sometimes she is simply motivation for Marinette to go out and be a better person (Darkblade), but she can also appeal to Marinette’s darker instincts so that Marinette can then reject them, or at least feel bad about her actions, such as in Animaestro.
Zoé, who is friendly and passive, and whose stories are all about her relationship with Chloé, is as far from a replacement as you can possibly get. Yes, Zoé has taken over the bee miraculous, but that was part of a plot that was all about Chloé as a person, and not at all about Zoé herself. And it doesn’t really matter, because Chloé isn’t here to get the bee miraculous, the bee miraculous is here to tell a story about Chloé.
Now, yes, Zoé may seem like she has taken over from Chloé if you look at it from a hypothetical end point: Throughout parts of season 2, it looked like Chloé might do a standard grade 1 redemption arc, become nice, a friend to Marinette and a member of the team. There were hints that Chloé might be interested in that, and hints that Marinette might be open to the idea, and then the show went very hard in another direction. Zoé is indeed very, very roughly the kind of person that Chloé and parts of the fandom thought she deserved to be. 
But that isn’t actually a replacement of Chloé, because the role of Chloé is not to become redeemed as quickly as possible. The point of a redemption arc, or in fact any arc, isn’t the endpoint, it’s the way there. That’s why people read 100,000 word enemies-to-lovers stories despite the fact that eventual result is already literally there in the tags. Miraculous Ladybug doesn’t need “mayor’s daughter who looks good in yellow and is nice” and takes shortcuts to get there; it needs - and most importantly clearly wants - an interesting story about Chloé specifically. You can’t replace Chloé in a story all about her personality and her relationships with people with anyone except literally Chloé herself, and certainly not with someone who is noticeably nicer.
(This does not mean Zoé is pointless; it means Zoé’s role is something else entirely. Maybe someone who pushes Chloé to be better? We’ll see.)
Now, will this story be told well? As of right now I’m honestly giving it 50:50 odds, and my guess is that it will both feel drawn-out and rushed at the same time in the end thanks to the “occasional large dumps of plot” technique of storytelling the show generally uses. We’ll see. But I am certain that the story will be told at all. If the show writers didn’t want to, they could have literally sent her off to America, that was literally a plot point in the season 3 finale.
So: Zoé as a replacement for Chloé? That’s ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.
And final thought: Once more, I want to point out that literally all Chloé-related salt is true if and only if you insert Lila instead at the right place. First, she is the obvious replacement for Chloé. She makes Marinette’s life more challenging when not in costume, and she is very good at that because she’s specifically designed to push all of Marinette’s righteous fury buttons. Lila is literally an explicit counterpart to and partner of Hawkmoth. And finally, she’s the character the creators don’t seem to like at all, or at least don’t seem to know what to do with, considering how little she appears and how she’s gotten no development whatsoever. We really need a “justice for Lila, turn her into the meaningful dastardly villain she deserves to be” movement in the fandom.
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th0rnyr0ses · 3 years
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Uhhh hello? My dinner was amazing and filling and comforting and healthy and only like 200 kcal INCLUDING the salad and dressing? Sharing because i‘m always struggling to find recipes that actually feel like a whole meal and not just.. half of one (the bowls are huge even if they don’t look it). Some of the ingredients I used are German but i‘m 100% sure there’s an equivalent in any country.
Ingredients:
Shirataki noodles (I used a whole package of the kajnok slim noodles) - 16 kcal.
110 Grams of Sea shrimp (I used frozen ones but I’m sure fresh works too) - 75 kcal.
1 teaspoon (around 8g) of green curry paste (I used the bamboo garden one)- 11 kcal.
1 garlic clove (around 4- 5g)- 6 kcal.
5g Coconut oil (not obligatory but recommended)- 45 kcal
One stem Spring onion (around 12g)- 5 kcal.
40g field salad (you can probably use whichever) - 6 kcal.
80g cocktail tomatoes- 12 kcal.
25ml readily made Balsamico dressing (I used a german one but it’s not low cal or anything so I’m sure you’ll find an equivalent anywhere-or you could make your own) - 22 kcal
Lemonjuice, parsley and ground black pepper to taste.
Total: 158 for the noodles, 40 for the salad, total of 198
Steps:
If frozen, rinse the shrimps and set aside for half an hour.
Chop the garlic and spring onion while heating up the coconut oil in a pan.
Sauté garlic, spring onion and shrimps together in the coconut oil.
Add green curry paste and let it release its flavor.
Rinse the shirtaki noodles (according to instruction on the package) and add them to the pan.
Stir everything together and add lime juice.
Garnish with parsley and black pepper.
For the salad: just mix together the salad and chopped tomatoes and add the dressing (you can add some of the spring onions here too)
That’s it! It was really filling and satisfying, kind of like a guilt free pad Thai!
Hope you enjoy if you decide to make it for yourself! 🥰
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th0rnyr0ses · 3 years
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HELP!!!
I don't know what to fucking do
i live with someone that expects me to drink this fuckign homemade smoothie, and i didn't mind before but THEN they told me it was about 300 to 400 calories a glass just out of the blue. I have to drink this shit at least once a day, and they fucking. watch me do it and i hate it so much
the juice tastes good too which doesnt fucking help
and it has to be in one go. they don't know about my shit with food they jsut want to make sure im not throwing away any of their "hard earned money" and they won't let me not drink it and i'm. about to lose it. 400 CALORIES IN ONE GO. THAT"S MY ENTIRE FUCKING CAP
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