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#goals

When making your brother an ARMY backfires …

Me: Mom, after the divorce, when you leave Dad, you don’t plan on staying single forever, do you?

Mom: I’ve never thought about it, why?

Me: Well, there’s this guy. A Korean guy.

Mom: A Korean guy?

Me: Yeah, can I set you up with him?

Mom: Uh, how on Earth did you get in contact with a Korean man? We live in South-Asia.

Me: I have my ways.

Mom: I need details.

Me: Well, he’s 45 years old, you’re 40. It could work out.

Mom: Name?

Me: Bang Shi Hyuk.

Mom: Anything else? Has he been married before?

Me: Nope. He has seven sons, though.

Mom: S-SEVEN SONS? HOW DID HE END UP WITH SO MANY? THATS LIKE A WOLF PACK!

Me: No, they’re all older than me. And very well-behaved, too. Like they’ll take care of you. Not the other way around.

My brother *walking into the room*: One of them wrote a song with the lyrics, ‘I’m a master, baby, with your bra.’

Mom: WHAT? THAT’S HORRIBLE!

My brother: And if you think they’re brothers, it’s anything but that. Incest left and right.

Mom: What kind of nonsense-

My brother: Oh and one wants to be Sex Porn Star.

Me *shoving hand over my asshole of a brother’s mouth* It’s not like that. They’re really nice. They do their homework-

My brother: Their youngest failed his English exam.

Me: They’re modest-

My brother: Their computers get invested with viruses because they watch too much porn.

Me: They go to bed on time-

My brother: Two of them play videogames until five in the morning.

Me: They’re down to earth.

My brother: Their eldest thinks he’s worldwide handsome and once said his own mother cried when he was born because she could never be as beautiful as him.

Me: They’ll help you with the house chores-

My brother: One of them said he wants to be a rock in his next life so he could sleep and not do work.

Me: They’re very quiet and not noisy like-

My brother: They scream on the top of their lungs when they’re excited no matter what the setting.

Me: They’re super smart-

My brother: Once, during this interview, they were asked what their favourite American food was and one of them said Sprite. No joke.

Me: They dress well-

My brother: Did I mention this really short one stripped down at an award show to flash his abs?

Me: Mom, don’t listen to him! You’ll inherit a company-

My brother *snorting*: Yeah, a company that doesn’t equally distribute lines.

Mom: Get out of my room.

Mom: Get out of my room, right now.

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DNA

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this drama is too real

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My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

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BTS MVs through the years - Jimin

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The wisdom’s in the trees not the glass windows.

Jack Johnson, Breakdown (via onceuponawildflower)

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Me: “Violence is never the answer”

Also me:

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So I got the normal ending for V, and I have to say that it was so sweet how it ended. I actually prefer this ending, rather than the good ending. V seems super happy, he's trying new things, and it seems like the beginning of a really wonderful relationship. Spoiler alert: he picks up cello lessons to learn how to play, like his mother. That's it folks. I might try again and see what happens in the other routes and how different they are.

#mystic messenger #mysme #mysme v #v #v route #cheritz

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                     D N A

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seven angels 

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powerful

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ARMY, if any of you believe the haters that BTS would actually write lyrics about sexual harassment in an album called LOVE YOURSELF, you’ve disappointed the boys and the fandom by falling into the anti’s ploy.

Pied Piper is not about sexual harassment, it has nothing to do with sex. You cannot intrepret lyrics one line at a time especially when BTS writes songs with COMPLETE meanings. The song is saying that they’ve stolen us away from our parents and our lives with their music like Pied Piper stole away the plague from the people with his flute.

#psa

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