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teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

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#thinking bout this quote ALL THE TIME lately #I hope it's true I hope it's true I hope it's true

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me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

#HAHA SAME ONLy there is no neighbour I just whisper my words into the wind and hope whence they arrive they shall be met with a shudder

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When in doubt, go to the library!

#TH E BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL OMGGGG

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Women Walking on the Beach, Clotilde on the Beach, Joaquin Sorolla y Bastida (Spanish, 1863 - 1923) 

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Heather Sundquist

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potter & malfoy

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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

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brave boy 

#I love you ok

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Lock Down Fest (20-30 March)

Lock Down Fest is a non-anon, self-posting, multi-ship and multi-fandom mini fest that is designed to bring comfort to everyone staying indoors under quarantine restrictions at the moment and to all of us experiencing fear because of the pandemic. Anxiety levels are high and the news is distressing, so we want to invite everyone to use this time to be creative and spread joy. LDF will run from 20-30 March; announcements will be made here.

We want everyone to be encouraged to participate and to follow the fest, but we also appreciate that reading about the virus can be upsetting for many people. For that reason, we’ve decided on a twofold theme:

a. Getting Stuck In/Isolated Together (which doesn’t need to involve the virus in any way whatsoever)

b. Quarantine-inspired, if it occurs during the current pandemic. Works MUST be tagged with the tag: “Covid-19 Related” on AO3.

All kinds of fanworks are welcome with no minimum or maximum wordcount for fics. There is no claiming time nor the need to sign up. Simply, 1. visit the collection on AO3 and post your work when it opens, then 2. email: quarantinefest [at] gmail [.] com with a link to your fanwork.

If you don’t wish to write or draw, you can always contribute by offering beta services. Feel free to DM one of the mods and we’ll post a list with those volunteering to beta in the next couple of days. We’d appreciate it if all fics are beta-read.

Most importantly, please ensure you tag your work as “Covid-19 related” on AO3 if it takes place during the current pandemic, so as to give the chance to readers to exclude the tag, if they wish. Be mindful of your tags: if they deal with a pandemic anyway (historical or fictional), do tag and warn accordingly. If your work doesn’t comply with this requirement and we can’t get hold of you via the email provided, your work might be removed from the collection.

Lock Down Fest is open to everyone over 18 years old.

Your mods,

@magpiefngrl​ @nerdherderette​ @tackytigerfic​  @shealwaysreads​ (our fantastic and speedy banner-maker <3 )

#guess what this binch works in education #and this binch will be benched for AT LEAST two weeks if not more #and this binch will be BORED OUT OF HER EVER LOVING MIND

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honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

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#I think about joan c in this role on a weekly basis #she was just so...... #so...... #EVOCATIVE #and the pastels #were on point

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EZRA MILLER GQ Style UK S/S 2020 › ph. Jeff Bark

#possibly #the hottest thing I've ever seen #in my life

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I mean I like Harry’s nose as well. I just like noses I guess. 

#not to exaggerate #but I've like def cried before at seeing harry drawn w a big nose #for reals like in terms of representation it still HITS me how emotional you can get #over seeing characters drawn resembling you #but then they're not evil #hashtag looking at you disney you feckers #ANYWAY #LOOOOOOOVE THIS NOSE ON HIM 😭😭😭😭😭

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dumbledore: if i have one piece of advice for you it’s don’t fuck the bad guy

harry: my primary antagonist is like 80 and also killed my parents

dumbledore: you don’t know, man. you might come across a younger, hotter bad guy

dumbledore: and if you do

dumbledore: DON’T.

dumbledore: FUCK.

dumbledore: HIM.

#record scratch #freeze #Harry's voiceover: #reader? I married him

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so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who married this guy named Edward Fairfax Rochester in a novel called Jane Eyre and my point is don’t let anyone tell you shit about fanfiction.