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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 7 months

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Can I please get Housewarden's when their partner plays the tik tok challenge" yo shorty your man still around?" If you can but if you can't that's fine!

Partner plays the “is your man still around” prank

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I’ve actually never seen that challenge. Lemme look rq…

Spoiler: I hate infidelity pranks (it’s a whole topic I’m not willing to go into) but some of the reactions are kinda cute…

TW: The consequences of your fucking actions // You feel your sins crawling on your back // Enjoy

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So, first off, Riddle has no idea how pranks work or how they’re supposed to be funny. Solely because he’s only ever been exposed to a certain first year’s pranks but that’s besides the point

It’s best not to pull it in an environment where the rules aren’t gonna matter much, like say a study session. You had gotten a notification and had to “check it” and your red-head boyfriend let you

In reality, you were heading onto tiktok to pull up the prank sound an record Riddle’s reaction. Once you found the sound, you set up the video and waited

Riddle was sipping on some tea he has brewed for you both when he heard that sound. He immediately choked on his drink and stared at you, face turning redder by the second

He immediately asks who you’re talking to but when you deny talking to someone, he gets angrier and goes to take your phone until you show him that it was just a prank and the voice was nothing but an audio recording

You’ve never seen Riddle so embarrassed. Of course he wasn’t happy with the prank and ended up collaring you but that didn’t last long as he doesn’t like seeing you sad. Well, you’ll just have to make it up with some good ol’ fashioned comfort

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I just wanna say that Leona is super perceptive to any tricks that you pull so doing this prank requires a lot of stealth and bribery on your part. Honestly he just doesn’t like being caught off-guard

The best time to do it is during your cuddle time together. It’s simple, secluded, and it’s when the lion is least aware. You had faked getting a notif on your phone and wanted to check it out. Leona let you, of course

While it seemed like you were texting back someone, you were actually opening tiktok and pulling up the video draft you had saved with the sound

Leona’s ears immediately perked up at the sound of the audio. He sat up, ears twitching still, and asked who you were talking to. When you responded with no one, he got even more upset

He was able to quickly grab your phone out of your hands and didn’t process it was a recording until he looked down and saw himself. Cue utter embarrassment

Leona immediately kicked you out of his room in response. It was midday and you didn’t have any classes so you just waited in the lobby for him to come out on his own and ask for cuddles once more. And he did

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Getting a prank on Azul is kinda tricky. Not because he’s unprankable but because he’s naturally super cautious and usually has the tweels shut down any arising pranks, especially from you

If you really wanted to pull this off, you’d have to either do a lot of bribing or a lot of sneaking around. Spoiler, one will get you a free pass through the lounge and the other will get you more suspicion than necessary

Now, actually doing it is an entirely different matter. But let’s say you’re on break with Azul during Mostro Lounge hours as you’re both peacefully doing your own thing. You were on your phone, getting ready for your prank

Of course, you fiddled around a bit as to not draw suspicion as to your true plan. You opened tiktok after a while and started the video, making sure the sound was on

When Azul suddenly heard the voice from your phone, he internally panicked. He dropped his pen and whatever paper he was writing on as he looked up at you

Of course, he asked what that was and when you replied with nothing, he only panicked more, his insecurities growing. He called in Jade and Floyd and told them to take your phone. They did, whether they were in on it or not

When he realized it was just a video, he started sulking. Like, poor octo wouldn’t leave his room from embarrassment and insecurity. He just wants to dig into his octo pot. Don’t tell anyone I told you this, but you can bribe him with some snacks

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First off, how dare you try and prank Kalim. Secondly, good luck. For most pranks, he’s super naive but when they do land, he gets super hurt so you better be prepared for some tears

Planning it will probably be the hardest part because Kalim has to not know about it. You’ll have to do it without him around so take those opportunities well

Let’s say you and Kalim were just relaxing after a long day of classes. You had pretended to get a notif on your phone and went to check it, making sure he didn’t see your screen

You opened your drafted video and the audio and got ready to record his reaction for the prank. Nothing could go wrong, right?

When Kalim heard the voice, he didn’t think much of it until he processed the words it said. He grew slightly upset, asking who you were talking to. When you said no one, he grew even more upset

His mind was racing a mile a minute. Were you actually cheating on him? No, you’d never do that!…right? He hadn’t even noticed how upset he’d gotten until he heard you say that it was a joke and that you didn’t mean to upset him

Yes, Kalim is angry, but not at you. More so at the prank because he just thinks it’s outright mean. You better cuddle that man until he falls asleep I swear—

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Vil isn’t a big fan of pranks for a number of reasons but he doesn’t hate them entirely. He believes that they’re just quick grabs for attention by people who have absolutely no talent. He’d by lying if he thought some weren’t actually good…but pulling one on him will be hard

Pomefiore is all about beauty and Vil keeps a close eye on every single one of his dorm members, with a few helping hands of course, so you’ll need either good bribery skills or luck

Vil, as he normally does, started doing your regular beauty routine with you. You pretended to get a notif on your phone and asked if you could check it. Although he didn’t think it was best, he allowed you

As you opened your phone, you kept your screen hidden as you opened tiktok and god ready for the prank. All you had to do was start the audio

Honestly, Vil didn’t jump at the sudden voice thanks Rook but he immediately knew he didn’t recognize the pitch. When he asked who you were talking to, he didn’t expect for you to just say no one

Vil starting growing suspicious, even more so when you started hiding your phone away from him. It was only a matter of seconds until Vil was able to grab your phone without you noticing

Oh boy, when Vil saw that it was just a prank, he was not happy. For the rest of your routine, you were scolded for pulling such a stupid prank but, for your creativity, he gave you a small kiss as a reward. Just be prepared for a punishment later

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Again, how dare you. Idia’s self confidence is through the floor so any kind of prank will only make it worse. Even after this warning you still want to go through it, you must be prepared to bare the consequences

It’s really easy to plan a prank without Idia knowing. He’s an introvert, he’s hyper focused on his favorite games and shows, and takes privacy very seriously

So while you were chilling on his bed while he played through a game of his, you started to prepare your prank. You pulled the video up along with the audio and got to work

Idia literally choked on his own spit when he suddenly heard the audio. He knew no one else was in his room so where did the voice come from. He then turned to you and asked what that was. When you said it was nothing, he grew more worried

Were you cheating on him? Well, it would make sense since he’s a shut in and barely goes outside but then why wouldn’t you break up with him on the spot? His thoughts ran deeper until he ended up having a mini panic attack and you needed to calm him down

Let this be a lesson to all Idia lovers; please don’t prank him his poor self esteem can’t take it. Snacks, cuddles, and a whole lot of binging is in order

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This is the third how dare you because, really, why? Malleus is such a sweet fae that doesn’t fully understand the concept of pranks but knows what they are. He just die sh fully understand why they’re supposed to be funny

That being said, you can easily plan a prank on him. Not to say he’s oblivious, but it’s easy to fool him for a while and go about your merry way as you decide where best to pull a prank like this

You both like to have relaxing moments together around the campus or in the quiet places of Diasomnia. You had said you needed to check your phone for only a moment and Malleus didn’t suspect a thing

You pulled up the audio and the draft video you had prepared in advance to avoid any suspicions and got ready to pull your prank

When Malleus heard the voice, he initially thought that he’d been spotted by someone but it was too close to be that. Besides, the words that voice said told him it was less than friendly. He looked over at you and asked what that sound was. You only responded that it was nothing

Immediately after, thunder and rain started when barely two seconds ago it was clear as day. It was obvious he was upset. You had to reassure him that it was just a prank. Only a hug and a kiss can cure his sadness…and maybe a trip to the gargoyles…

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 1 year

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their last argument w/ you

❥part 2

❥characters: kaeya, diluc, childe

❥plot: (character) reacted to the news of male!reader passing away after a huge argument and their last words to the reader was something really hurtful

❥genre: angst

❥gender: male

❥warnings: mentioned of death and disease

❥requested: from wattpad

Diluc

you two got into a huge argument. you started the argument first when the male was looking down on you.

the hurtful words were: “you’re not suitable for a knight. if only i hadn’t fallen in love with you.”

after hearing those words, you just leave without a word, ignoring your boyfriend’s protest. diluc will probably know that you will come back, but he has yet to realize that it will be his last argument with you.

“What do you want? I’m busy.” Diluc snarled while continuing to write something.

“…Hopefully this isn’t the bad time to tell you this…but…” Kaeya frowned.

“…?”

“…The Grand Commander of the Knight Of Favonius…is gone.” Kaeya expressed.

“…? I…What do you mean…?”

Kaeya bit his lips, “…I mean…he’s passed on…”

The sound of the books dropping to the floor captured Kaeya’s attention. He looks up at the red haired man glaring at him.

“You’re lying…” Diluc glared. “You’re lying! There’s no way!”

“He went on a dangerous mission with one of the knights yesterday, but…this morning, only the knight returns. Not Commander [Y]…”

“You…! What happened…?!” The red haired man hollered.

“…The knight told us…that the grand commander died while protecting the knight. He was mentally injured and lost a lot of blood.” Kaeya expressed. “His last word was “I’m sorry”…”

“…” Diluc’s eyes widened with horror after hearing the news. He turned his back towards the periwinkle, “…Leave…”

“Luc–”

“DON’T CALL ME THAT! LEAVE!” Diluc snapped. Before Kaeya could speak, he kept quiet and left. Diluc slammed his fist on the table, knocking the ink on the paper he was writing on. “DAMNIT!!”

diluc just wishes he can take back those hurtful words he ever said to you. it could have been him.

Kaeya

you and kaeya argue sometimes, but quickly make up with cuddles.

this one is different. kaeya noticed that you were more focused on your work rather than him. you are the stylist in mondstadt, working on clothing, make-up, hair, etc.

kaeya been trying to get your attention, but you just ignore him and continue working.

it was the last straw.

kaeya being a brat, started arguing with you about how you were only focused on your work and not him. it captured your attention.

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 1 year

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Tiny Yoichi reading his little comic, reblog if you agree

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 1 year

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More Haikyuu boys you meet while pet-sitting

Suna, Ukai Keishin x afab reader

Word count: ~800

Tags & warnings: SMUT-MDNI, p in v, tits & ass, creampie (implied), hair pulling, spanking, sexy voices, 1 mention of a cockroach in Suna’s

Note: A little late to the birthday party. This Suna piece got bumped up the smut queue by request. Sexy Ukai is just for me though, yum

< the orig boys

You didn’t want to meet the neighbors like this. Every person up and down the hall probably heard your screams as you burst out of your friend’s apartment, banging on the closest door and thanking every deity you know when Suna opens it. You can’t bring yourself to care about how you must look, haphazardly clutching a towel around yourself, soaking wet, shampoo still in your hair. You’re frantically yelling - something about the bathroom, the shower drain, a cockroach - literally begging him to come over and kill it for you. And Suna obliges, mostly so you’ll stop screaming at him.

It’s a miscalculation on his part because after that, he becomes your go-to for pest removal. Like always, you’re prattling on from the safety of the living room (“She told me there were bugs sometimes, but I didn’t realize there would be so many otherwise I wouldn’t have agreed to house-sit…”) while he hunts for wherever this new intruder skittered off to after it flew through the bedroom window. You don’t know why he keeps coming over to help, but every time he does, you’re sneaking peeks at him out of the corner of your eyes, noting just how pretty Rintarou is, with perceptive eyes and strangely graceful movements. You like spending time with him too, even learning to laugh at his smug attitude and snide comments.

As usual, you two hang out afterward, which means eating candy together while you half-watch some dumb movie and he lays on the couch scrolling through Twitter. There’s something different about tonight though. He’s making any excuse to touch you and his gaze keeps sliding to your exposed thighs, and you think - fuck it. You lean down and press your mouth against his, parting your lips to taste the sour candy on his tongue. Immediately, his strong arms pull you on top of him, pushing your hips down to grind your wet cunt on his erection. One hand grips your ass while you ride him, guiding your pace as your clit rubs against the coarse hairs at his base with every bounce, the head of that pretty cock hitting you just right. The other hand pushes you forward, his hot tongue lolling out to catch a nipple in his mouth. He wants you just like this, breasts bobbing and eyes glazed as your pussy clenches around him. “Fuck baby, make that face for me again.”

You’re startled by a sudden pounding at the door. You open it to find an athletic blond sporting an old sweatshirt and well-worn jeans. His hair is pushed back with a headband, revealing two glinting piercings in his ear. He introduces himself as your friend’s old classmate Ukai Keishin. Oh, right. She mentioned someone was coming fix her hot water heater. You were honestly annoyed when she told you - you’re already doing her a favor by cat-sitting, now you also have to take cold showers (at least until the water heater’s fixed), and on top of that, you have deal with a stranger in the house. But now…well, you can barely remember why you were upset in the first place because…do they even make men like this anymore?

You’re secretly thrilled when he invites himself to stay for a beer. He seems surly at first, complaining about long days working one job and long nights coaching some team or other, but you find you enjoy shooting the shit with him. Lucky for you, the repairs are more extensive than he originally thought. You discover he’s observant and thoughtful, bringing you fresh fruit and vegetables after he notices there’s nothing but beer and instant ramen lying around. You like it when he comes over because you can gawk at his muscular arms and hear him chide you with that gravelly voice. He’s thrilled too, to get to watch you prance around the apartment with your cheeks hanging out of the shortest shorts known to humanity.

And now that he’s finished with the repairs, you’ve got nothing to lose, so you sit your sweet ass down on his lap and suggest you test the shower together. You sure as hell would’ve made a move sooner if you knew it’d turn out like this. Hot water trickles down Keishin’s sculpted torso as one hand yanks at your hair, forcing your back to arch and presenting your ass to him. You let out obscene moans, clawing at the cold tile for purchase as his thick cock plunges in and out of your sopping pussy. “Fuck that’s hot,” he growls, enthralled by the way your ass and thighs jiggle with every snap of his hips and every smack of his big, calloused hands. Globs of Keishin’s cum slip out and wash down the drain as you slowly come down from another orgasm, your legs shaking and wobbling. “Don’t collapse on me yet sweetheart, we’ve still got more work to do.”

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 1 year

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𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙒𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 | T. Uzui x Male Child Reader

PROLOGUE

It was the middle of the night when Tengen heard whimpering coming from M/N’s room……

Tengen was fast asleep with his wives sleeping beside him, but the soft whimpering of his son made him groggily wake up. As he was about to get off the bed, he felt someone grab ahold of his hand. Tengen looked back to see that it was Makio, who was half awake when she asked, “Do you really have to go?”. “He’s my son, I need to check up on him.” Tengen told her, Makio’s droopy eyes about to close as she muttered “He could just be having a bad dream….”. Tengen sighed, getting up from the bed and saying, “I’m just going to make sure he’s alright.”. Makio tiredly nodded, going back to sleep as Tengen left the bedroom

Once he was standing in front of M/N’s bedroom door, he heard the sound of slight coughing coming from inside. “M/N, you okay in there?” Tengen asked, slowly opening the door and entering the room. Tengen than saw that M/N was still laying on his bed, but he had a tight grip on his blanket and wheezed as he tried to breath. M/N looked over at Tengen, coughing again and covering his mouth with his arm. “Oh no….” Tengen mumbled, knowing what was happening with M/N,

He quickly went over to M/N, picking him up in his arms and softly cradling him as M/N put his hand over his tight chest. “Just slowly breath in and out….” Tengen whispered, M/N trying to do just that while his father held him close. This only made his chest hurt, M/N whining which caused Tengen to press a small kiss to his forehead. “Want to go outside?” Tengen asked, M/N nodding with tears forming in his eyes. Tengen softly smiled at him, exiting their home so that M/N could have some fresh air.

Tengen went to cherry blossom tree that was on a small hill and sat down under it, M/N still in his arms while he took his small hand in his and squeezed it tightly. “Shhh…Shhh, I’m here.” Tengen whispered, M/N’s breathing beginning to slow down. The tightness in his chest also began to go away, M/N cuddling into Tengen’s chest as he wiped his tears away. Tengen slightly chuckled, placing his forehead on top of M/N’s as he asked, “Feeling better?”. M/N nodded, Tengen cupping his face and gently kissing him.

“Alright….let’s get you to bed.” Tengen told him, standing up and carrying him back to the house. As he softly hummed a melody to M/N in hopes that it will help make him fall asleep again, M/N started to play with a strand on his white hair and asked, “Can you sleep with me?”. Tengen looked down at his son, seeing that M/N’s big (E/C) eyes were staring straight into his own maroon ones. Tengen snorted, nodding and going into the bedroom.

After laying M/N back down on the bed, he laid beside him and made sure he was facing him. “You’ll be okay…. right?” Tengen asked, wanting to make sure that M/N’s asthma won’t act up again when they were asleep. M/N slowly nodded, Tengen smiling and caressing his face while saying “Good….”. “Just remember to slowly breath when you feel a tightness in your chest.” Tengen said, M/N soon closing his eyes and falling asleep. Tengen chuckled, giving him one final kiss and falling asleep beside him.

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“Daddy….what do you think heaven is like?” M/N asked, sitting beside Tengen while he drew on the dirt circles with a wooden stick. Tengen looked at him with wide eyes, having not expected someone his age to ask that. M/N was just 5 years old, so he shouldn’t be worrying about stuff like that. As M/N continued to draw on the dirt, Tengen asked him “Why do you want to know?”.

M/N went silent, pulling his knees close to his chest and putting his stick down. Tengen sighed, rubbing M/N’s back as he thought about his answer. “Well, I think it’s a wonderful place as nobody can hurt you anymore when you go.” Tengen said, a small smile creeping onto his face. “So….nothing will hurt anymore when I go?” M/N asked, Tengen turning his attention to the ground while muttering “Yeah….”. “But promise me you won’t go until far in the future.” Tengen said, putting his hands on M/N’s shoulders with a serious expression on his face.

M/N looked down and twiddle his fingers, Tengen telling him “I don’t want you to go early…not when there’s still so much that I still have to do with you.”. M/N wrapped his arms around Tengen’s neck, hugging him tightly which made Tengen hug him back. “I promise…” M/N said, Tengen smiling and hugging him tighter.

“I love you….”

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 1 year

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Like and reblog if you can relate.

When I see a Female Reader story:

When I see a Male Reader story:

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 2 years

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Leona : Yuu, can you pass the salt?

Yuu: *Throws Grim across the table*

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 2 years

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Leona : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Yuu: Killed without hesitation.

Leona : No.

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 2 years

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Leona : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Yuu: Wasn't Grim with you?

Grim: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland quotes #twst mc

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 2 years

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Please enjoy this wonderful read about a theory of meaning and how it applies to quilts

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tenaciousphilosopherfire · 2 years

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Hello! I was wondering if you can do a dorm leaders who's s/o who's lactose intolerant and keeps eating drinking/eating something with dairy in it?

Lactose Intolerant Partner Keeps Eating Dairy

{not proof-read}

Oh my god I have a friend that does this constantly and I’m always worried for their health like bro stop?? Like, I know ice cream and cheese is good but my god I worry for you

Also I was running out of foods…so…yeah

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Riddle was pleased that you told him that you were lactose intolerant because now he is able to make sure you don’t have any dairy in your dishes

Cut to lunch time and Riddle who is making his way over to the cafeteria ready to share lunch with his dorm mates and boyfriend

He finally sits down next to you and sees you with a salad. Totally normal but there’s quite a lot of cheese on it. Why would you have that for lunch?

Then he sees you take a huge bite out of it and then starts panicking

He’s sitting there freaking out while you’re just sitting there chilling and he shouts “why did you eat that?!” and you just go “‘cause it’s good?” and continue eating

The next day he cares for you while you’re having the stomach ache of a lifetime but he’s scolding you the entire time and it’s not fun

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Leona doesn’t really care that you’re lactose intolerant but he knows what you should and shouldn’t eat

For lunch, he finally dragged himself to the cafeteria solely so that he could sleep next to you

He finds you and sees you with a cup of milk. He wonders why you have it but he decided to not question you

Until you took the biggest chug and then the panic set in

Of course he doesn’t show it but he asks you why you drank a whole cup of milk. When you said “it just taste’s good.” the anxiety really set in

Leona chilled out when you only had a stomach ache and just kinda laid down with you the whole day

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Not knowing much about surface people, Azul asked you to explain your lactose intolerance so that he can be safer with you

As he walks into the cafeteria, he spots you with Floyd and Jade already eating

As he sits down next to you, he sees that you have a rather large pudding cup next to you but assumes you’re holding for a friend of yours

Then you pick up a spoon and take a bite out of it and he’s starting to freak out

He doesn’t know the full extent of lactose intolerance so he’s freaking out and asking why you’d do such a thing but t response “it just tastes good” broke him

He’s glad the only thing you got was a stomach ache but he would not stop scolding you for hurting yourself like this

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Oh poor boy Kalim is so sad! You can’t have anything that has dairy in it but now that he knows he can be more careful with food around you

Lunch time is his favorite time of the day not only because he’s hungry but because he gets to hang out with you and Jamil

When he finally found you he sat down next to you and saw that you with a cup of custard

He didn’t think anything of it until he saw you eat it

He and Jamil starting kinda freaking out but you looked blissfully indifferent saying that “it’s really good though” when he told you to stop eating it

He was very sad when you were bed-bound with a stomach ache but was happy Jamil helped him figure out what to do

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Vil is very serious about your lactose intolerance and adjusts a lot of things for you that could cause a reaction

He was walking to the cafeteria, pondering what he should eat for lunch when he saw you

He sits down next to you and sees you with a cup of yogurt and doesn’t think much about it

That was, until he saw you eat it and he could feel the stress coming

He tried his best to be calm as he asked you why you ate it but he got more stressed when you said “I don’t know. It’s just good”

Vil scolded you as you lay in bed with a horrible stomach ache all while he took care of you. Truly unpleasant

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Idia, once you tell him you’re lactose intolerant, looks up what foods are safe for you and which are not so that he knows what he can’t and can give you

Idia doesn’t normally go to the cafeteria for lunch as he just eats in his room but you have an easy way o do persuading him

He let go of a large breath he didn’t know he was holding until you waved them over to a few other Ignihyde students but he saw you with…is that milk candy?

He’s silently freaking out while watching you eat because Great Seven you’re lactose intolerant and if you keep going you’re not going to like the outcome

He silently asks why you’re eating milk candy and when you say “it’s just good” makes him question if you really are lactose intolerant or just don’t care

His question was answered when you just stayed in his bed all day having a stomach ache while he played video games; you really just don’t care

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Malleus doesn’t understand the more complex things about humans so you telling and explaining that you’re lactose intolerant helps him a lot

You invited him to lunch to sit with him and a few friends of yours and was super excited to be with you

He finally saw you and sat down with you while trying to make light conversation when he saw you had a bowl of mac and cheese

Now why in the world would you have that—oh Great Seven you’re eating it

He politely and silently asked why you were eating something you shouldn’t eat when you said “‘cause it’s good. Why wouldn’t I eat it?”

Malleus is fully ready to let you face the consequences of your actions while equally doting on you

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