ten-ineedagun-ten

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

throwback to when i hated sasuke. now i love him

imagine sleeping. and then you wake up to see this ugly ass monstrosity of a rat sleeping next to you.

what would you do?

a). run

b). scream

c). punch the shit out of him

d). all of the above

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

*when Naruto and Hinata start dating*

Naruto: when we're on a date, do not bring your wallet. I'm not lettin' you pay.

Naruto: Just run when I run.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #naruto uzumaki #hinata hyuga #naruhina

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Himawari: Is papa always like this when he loses?

Hinata: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Naruto: You bumped that table and you know it!

#naruto #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #naruto uzumaki #hinata hyuga #himawari uzumaki #naruhina

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Tenten: Why are you on the floor?

Neji: I'm depressed.

Neji: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sakura, please

#naruto #tenten #naruto shippuden #neji hyuga #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #nejiten

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Temari: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Kankuro: Great, the only party l've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #temari nara #kankuro

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Sakura: Should we hire a clown for Sarada’s birthday party?

Sasuke: Naruto is going to be there, so why bother paying for another when we already have one for free?

#naruto #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #sasusaku #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Genin Sasuke: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Genin Naruto: I almost died.

Genin Sasuke: That... was my favorite memory.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Tenten: how do you want your popcorn? sweet or salty?

Hinata, making heart eyes at Naruto: i want it like him

Tenten: they don't sell ugly popcorn

#naruto #tenten #naruto shippuden #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #hinata hyuga #naruhina #naruto uzumaki

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

tell em i’m doing eetswa

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Neji: whenever Tenten is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Neji: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

#naruto #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect quotes #tenten #neji hyuga #nejiten

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Naruto: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Tenten [sighs]: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Hinata right now-

Naruto [pointing glue gun threatingly]: YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RIGHT NOW.

#incorrect naruto quotes #naruto #naruto shippuden #tenten #incorrect quotes #they could’ve been best friends #naruto & tenten #naruhina

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Neji: do you want to go to a weapons shop and l'll buy you any weapon you want?

Tenten: say that again but slower and take your pants off

#naruto #tenten #naruto shippuden #neji hyuga #incorrect naruto quotes #nejiten

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

Lee: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Neji: Oh, I think it's-

TenTen: 72 hours.

Neji: How'd you kno-

TenTen: There's a clown behind you.

#naruto #tenten #naruto shippuden #neji x tenten #nejiten #rock lee #team guy #neji hyuga #incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

on the outside i skurt skurt😝

on the inside i hurt hurt💔

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

4 months late but happy birthday to me🥳🥳 3 years in a row😝😝

#tenten rp #naruto #naruto rp #tenten #naruto shippuden

[ten-ineedagun-ten]

i have really bad dandruff and neji won’t tell me what shampoo he uses smh it’s like a snow storm over here

#tenten rp #tenten #naruto #naruto rp #naruto shippuden #neji #boruto #neji hyuga #WHAT SHAMPOO DOES HE USE

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WHAT IS UP GUYS I AM TENTEN I DONT EVEN KNOW MY LAST NAME AND THIS JS MY FAVOURITE SONG RIGHT NOW

#tenten rp #tenten #naruto #naruto rp #naruto shippuden #boruto #kylie minogue #Spotify