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HELP IM CEYING

SOMEHOW I GOT MY MAN?????? OMFG HEEEEEELP ON THE FIRST TEN PULL TOO

#WHEN WILL I HAVE THIS LUCK IN OG #OMFG #AAAAAAAAAAAA #obey me nightbringer #obey me #omswd #obey me lucifer

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mc out of context

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Sticky notes

This is probably gonna be formatted badly but oh well this is what I get for being on Tumblr for barely a week

So, Lucifer constantly leaves sticky notes around the house for himself to remember things. Some are "Meeting on Tuesday @ Castle for new event" and others are "Eat so you don't die"

But Satan and Belphie began discovering said sticky notes and if they deemed them unimportant, would remove the sticky note and put a new sticky note in its place that says "A Lucifer note used to be here. For your convenience, we at the Anti-Lucifer League have removed it. We thank you for your continued support in our mission to annoy Lucifer. Thank you! - Anti-Lucifer League"

After a little while, yellow sticky notes began showing up, scribbled in all caps, that normally said something along the lines of "Lucifer if you pay me ten grimm I'll stop them next time from doing this"

Then a red sticky note beneath it reading "You should always be stopping them. You're the second eldest. Act like it." And then another yellow beneath it "Jokes on you, I can't read cursive. I'm assuming that was insulting though"

And eventually, orange began showing up normally with messages such as "Hey can someone come to the grocery store with me tomorrow."

And eventually the kitchen devolved into messages such as:

Shut up Satan

Wasted a whole sticky note to tell me to shut up. Very efficient

At least I can pull

Can y'all stop writing in cursive I can't read it

All of you. Please stop leaving notes. These are for me and me only. I'm glad you colorcode them though

Die old man

OI DONT USE MY COLOR

Satan go back to green

No. Die

MY COLOR

When did we start communicating on sticky notes

Hey Levi idk but Satan ruined it

I'm back to green bc it's a better color

All of you please stop putting up sticky notes. This is messing with the way I do things

Oh no. Mr. Perfect can't deal with something. Everybody stop and help him

I hope you trip down the stairs and crack your head open

WOAH

You want that to happen to get rid of me don't you

If we must discuss the way I prefer your death, let's do it in person. This is much too inconvenient

Choke on Diavolo's [crossed out heavily in red pen]

(written underneath) You are a nuisance. I'm confiscating your sticky notes

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Sorry if this was hard to follow lmao this is my first post

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oops I was late~ Happy V Day~

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Lucifer is definitely the best hugger out of all the characters in Obey me.

Yes Diavolo and Beel can give you bear hugs.

Yes Asmo and Simeon can make it feel like you’re no where else except in their arms.

But Lucifer has the big brother charm, the care giver charm if you will to his hugs. It make his hugs feel like nothing can harm you, that no matter where you are, what you’re feeling, you feel safe. You can’t help that you start to relax in them.

Mammon won’t hesitate when he’s sad or feeling depressed to find him and just want a hug from him. Sure some banter between the two but Mammon will be getting that hug.

Lucifer’s hugs might be few and far between but only he knows secretly that all of his brothers, yes even Satan sometimes, find themselves comfortably in his arms at one point or another.

There’s no beating the care giver security hug.

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Honestly I’m not suprised God. I hate drawing Lucifer 😭

This dummy meme based on photo:

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barbatos and diavolo being strange and unusual

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its just so pretty

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I am still salty about Lucifer's bitchness in NB

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Simeon : ACHOO!!

Mc , hiding somewhere: bless you...

Simeon : God?!

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i'd be cryinf too if barbatos is the one yelling

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𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐬

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im sorry if i'm repeating myself, but i can't remember what i've posted so far ndisnzksj loveu<33

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Lucifer hasn't gone to the gym since the brothers fell to the Devildom. He gets all his daily exercise mentally and physically just from Mammon, his other brothers are just a nice bonus work-out.

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I have a possibly out of character headcannon about drunk Lucifer

This man drinks the demon version of wine right? Lucifer likes to sip it or drink enough just to feel a nice buzz. Not only because he doesn’t like being hung over, but because he’s a flirty sweetheart drunk that spills their feelings easily.

You figure this out when you and Lucifer are spending time together alone and you both are sipping demonus. Sipping turned into cup after cup as you two talked over anything and next thing you know you have a tipsy Lucifer leaning on your shoulder slurring out how he loves you, adores his brothers, wishes they were closer, etc. etc.

This man will go from smiling like an idiot about how pretty/handsome you are then crying about how he wishes he could get closer to Satan and Belphie, and maybe even how he misses Simeon since he’s a close family friend.

Lucifer is really the type of guy to get drunk and forget your his partner, ask you out to his best ability, and get soooo happy when you say you two are already together-

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me laughing bc i call my old dog "baby" and then i realized i can apply this logic to the entire obey me cast

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MC's magic going wrong 😱😰

or right depending on ur outlook on life ig

warnings: swearing, mentions of death (extremely brief and only notioned towards), physical affection

You hadn´t thought much of it at first when you got back to the human realm. Everything went back to normal. Or as normal as it could be.

Your mother and father sobbed when they saw you, stating how they though´t you were lying in a ditch somewhere in the stretching countryside. You´d lied, told them you were away on a residency based apprenticeship, that you were sorry for worrying them. Your siblings showed signs of worry you never thought they were able to feel for you. Thus you were being babied for a month or so.

That´s when it started.

At first, it was more corvids at the bird feeder in your garden than usual. Then it was stray cats. Then inexplicable black and white feathers dusting your clothing and hair.

Your mother smiled picking out the ivory feather from the confines of your unbrushed hair, "Oh! Your guardian angel´s been watching over you!" she says playfully, an old wives´ tale, nothing too serious.

You tense for a moment, before laughing with her. "Well I´ll take it as a good sign." Stupid old wives being the smartest people.

At first it was easy to brush off.

Then your father started getting lucky, he hadn't been one to gamble persay, putting a few coins in on a bet for the horse racing or the football was a regular occurrence, sometimes he won,sometimes he didn't. The difference of a few silvers, a share bag of sweets basically, made no real strain on your belts. But now, he was winning left right and center. Winning amounts that shouldnt be possible based on the amount he input.

Though, after you woke up to cats and corvids staring at you unblinkingly, in your room, with a few flies and insects on the walls, and your bedsheets covered in feathers and scales of all colours and sizes, enough was enough.

You were going to give those nerds a piece of your mind.

After shooing the animals out, (making sure to pet the cats), you picked up a lipstick, and channeled your pact magic before drawing a circle with various symbols on the floor,

You stilled, "Ah, shit. I dunno how to do this, i mean half of those symbols are angry faces and squiggles...." but ever the theatre nerd, you improved.

"I, MC, call upon the power of my pacts with the Avatars of Hell! and, using their power; a portal to the Devildom shall open for me!"

And a portal did open for you. Unfortunately, not to the best place. As you travelled through the time pocket you ended up stumbling once you made it to the other side, the stumble turnt into a tumble turnt into a fall. Unluckily for you, the thing you fell on was toned flesh and chuckling heartily, you were in Diavolo's lap.

"It's great of you to drop by MC!" He says, his massive hands pulling you further into his frame.

You cover your face with your hands, now noticing the various other nobles in the council room who are staring at their Prince, attempting to mask the fact their jaws are going to hit the floor.

Atleast the Brothers weren't there, but Barbatos' half polite smile half smirk and Diavolo whispering various playful musings of, "Did you miss me that much little human, we missed you too.", and "Summoning a portal illegally into the Demon Lord's castle and onto the Demon Princes lap...tututut." almost made the brothers seem like a mercy....

...almost.

You couldn't tell if this was a win or a lose.

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This is how I've always imagined Solomon and MC's lessons tbh

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outside of "adorable apprentice", solomon doesn't use that many nicknames for you.... uuuuuuuntil he's in trouble. then it's suddenly "hello my astounding and beautiful beacon of hope and light!! have i ever told you that i don't miss the sun because you shine brighter than it every single day-"

"solomon."

"my star, i fear that even with immortality, i still wouldn't have enough time in this life to say every single thing i love about you-"

"there is a hole in the ceiling."

"my joy i would die for you-"

"simeon texted me everything."

"tattle >:( i love you btw :)"