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#she’s just like me fr #(she as in the Petri dishes)

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I was feeling some type of way tonight/this disability pride month.

Bonus: the lamb in question and magnet under the cut.

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Goals

Pretty even in death ~

#goals

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Me & who

You know that

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Loputyn

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I’d let him

#men

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Masaaki Sasamoto

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A deep Winter's cold to name and draw the Maid-in-the-Mirror. Edge, to match her keen cruelty.

#Mr. Alden say your prayers #I’d let her kill me tbh #cultist simulator #maid-in-the-mirror

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Hhhrrrnnngggg

am I funny yet

#I would go to school if this was the school #mamma Mia! #bisexual

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Been talkin’ to my coworkers about after death plans. Was chuffed when I discovered that I was not the only one who wanted to pull a Diogenes.

#diogenes #the boss wants to haunt people after she dies #behold! a man! #I do kinda wanna be taxidermied tho #just the bones tho

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Who else out here having a normal one. No silly business or shenanigans. Normal. Nothing weird at all. Just an ordinary night.

#normal #a normal one #nothing strange here #nope not one bit

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…And amongst the shadows, lurking through the silhouettes of the wailing deceased, lies the undead that sanctioned the rodent kind.

The Rat Keeper.

ANOTHER AMAZING COMMISSION DONE BY @sallllltywater HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Bloodborne

#god I wish that was me

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"hi welcome to mcdonalds, what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uhhhh hold on"

*fishes in my pocket*

"columbo what should i do???"

"gee whiz, i dunno...i always get the fries when i order fast food, but that's just cause mrs. columbo likes 'em and i know it'll make her happy....don't they got any chili at this joint? no? boy, i guess you'd better get the fries then, just ta be safe... me, i could get by a whole day on just one of those things, what with bein' three inches tall... but you, you'll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs him back in my pocket*

"uhhhh yes please the meal would be great"

#columbo #blorbo from my murders

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I'm like if Franz Kafka was a teenage girl in her 20s

#everyone desires me and my weird elf ears carnally

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40K Lore Desire: the real reason the Ordo Chronos was lost is because they accidentally created a hyper advanced race of super-rats by speeding up test-rodent development using an experimental time chamber, who then became so technologically superior to the Ordo that they break time and end up with a rodent-tech singularity that consumes the Ordo Chronos and displaces the super-rats in time and space, sending them far out of the galaxy. These rats are what the Tyranids are running from, pouring into the Milky Way in a desperate attempt to escape these vermin. Legions of tiny floating rats are coming for humanity, and thus the Skaven equivalent for 40K is born squeaking and beeping with tiny, but effective fury.

#I choose to integrate this into my belief system