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My queers, we really need to put the "no men" thing away. Men are not inherently bad. There are queer men. There are questioning men. There's men that are just plain cool. Denying these men a space at our table is not helping - except the TERFs. I just came off the back of reading a transphobe gleeful rant about the need to have pride without men - They of course mean me. This kind of stuff is damaging to me and I really need us all to take a step back and maybe kill this "men dni, men not allowed" stuff. What you mean is "no men who are going to do mean stuff to me." And frankly those men won't give a shit about that kind of boundary.

But I promise you there's a fleet of good honest men who will see that and be sad they're not allowed in your version of queer spaces.

PATRIARCHY is what you hate. Dni Patriarchs.

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2-3 maybe a terrible case, but I still think about how they managed to fit a fresh prince of belle air reference in there at least once a month.

#WHY #ace attorney

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

#real facts to remember #will only be referring to soup as supine from now on

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happy valentine’s day– ace attorney villains edition!!!

#this is so fuckinf funny #if I wasn’t sad and single I’d be sending all of these to my partner l #happy valentines day

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#HELL YEAH!!!!

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kikwi with a kiwi (2022)

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I'm finally playing through AA3 and I just-

Godot: I am a legendary prosecutor and i've never lost a case

Judge: Oh! and what type of cases do you normally do?

Godot: Ha! None.

#like GIRL #I've been spoiled so I Know Things #but Mr. “if the judge isn't ready to hand down a verdict I'm not ready to prosecute” really isn't selling me on that legendary status lmao #aa3 #prosecutor godot

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Izzy Hands has the exact same speaking style as Mrs. Thornton from North and South

#izzy hand #Mrs.Thornton #our flag means death #north and south #sits down at folding table with a “change my mind” sign taped to the front

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Thinking about Very Scary Miles Edgeworth who is a Vampire and all the kids at school (and later everyone in court) is TERRIFIED of him because ‘he’ll suck your blood!’

And then after the class Trial Phoenix and Larry go to eat lunch with him. Phoenix is trying very hard to be brave as Miles opens up his lunch box. Larry is shaking behind him. Is he going to pull out a blood bag??? A blood juice box? A LIVE ANIMAL TO SUCK DRY????

He pulls out a banana. Just goes to town on it. Cheeks puffed out because he just shoved the whole thing in at once. Chewing very seriously but with eyes closed because he loves it so much.

Turns out he’s a part of the fruit bat line of vampires. He had no idea his classmates were scared of him.  Makes soft little chuffing sounds when he has a Really good piece of fruit.

Phoenix is ten and isn’t totally sure but he thinks he’s in love. He starts asking his mom to pack him fruit to share with Miles.

#I am sobbing uncontrollably #I love this SO MUCH!

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Our Flag Means Death 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"

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When Izzy first walked out I was worried that he would be made into a joke that the crew would laugh at

but then he started singing and the dancing began and I realized that he wasn’t meant to be a joke at all. This is the most open and happy we’ve ever seen Izzy and the show treated it that way. Not mocking him but instead celebrating this moment.

When we talk about queer representation it’s usually just focused on queer relationships, but what I love about this episode is it shows other sides of being queer. That moment where Izzy saw Wee John doing his makeup and had a realization that he wanted that too? That is what being queer means to me. The crew singing along and cheering for him? That is what being apart of the queer community means to me.

What i love about this show is that it shows queer joy, not in a sanitized way, but in away that is messy, beautiful, and without any mockery or shame.

#Exactly! I was fully prepairing myself for a repeat of the daddy scene #but instead I got character development and I'm living #I will not shut up about how he thought the talent show was stupid #but now here he is #not belittling Wee John for the thing he likes #and IZZY singing La Vi En Rose #how is he the most emotionally stable rn

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new niche just dropped

edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible

#it's giving jaded retired celebrity who's falling in love with a person that embodies all the innocence they used to have #idk I haven't watched shadows yet tho

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miles doodle

#dadworth #he wouldn't be caught dead in those pants but I love it so #he stole them from phoenix

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Kumiko Suekane's Ace Attorney Official Art Appreciation Post

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Thorn’s Moving Mountain:

In which Thorin’s (spelt like Thorn because of a joke in the Howl’s Moving Castle books) heart is trapped in a star that also happens to be his sister who was also cursed and also Fíli is turnip head and-

Anyways, this AU has been marinating for a while now. Enjoy my silly little gays!

It’s extra funny because this is a little old and tbh my art style is very different now :’D

#I didn't know how much I needed this au

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I made a witch out of pompoms and there gay lil girlfriend out of icecream I can not stop thinking about these two help

#she/they for Pom #procreate #digital art #witches #witches be kinda gay tho #man I just want more wlw media #is that so much to ask? #the icecream hat is like one of those sombreros filled with guac but a witch hat :3

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office romance au but one of them is the HR department and the other is A Constant Problem