taylorswiftschoolofsongwriting

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odysseus when the cyclops asked what his name was

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inej "but even statues crumble when they're made to wait" ghafa and kaz "i'm so afraid i sealed my fate" brekker

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a social experiment where men get handed taylor swift lyrics but being told it's poetry from a unknowm male poet

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No more pubwe, it is now postwe

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“they told me all of my cages were mental / so i got wasted like all my potential” is such a nick carraway lyric i can’t even

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I’m so not ready and ready at the same time

This is my apocalypse

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With all these cryptic messages, what if we get a Taylor and Post music video film noir style or even a sepia action adventure??

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Lols I know I should ignore stuff like this but I’m bored and I can’t believe just how stupid people are. They hear her catchiest fun songs and think they’re experts on lyricism

here’s just a few fun examples:

“now you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon”

“I don’t like slow motion double vision in a rose blush”

“Standing in your cardigan, kissing in my car again”

“Leaving like a father”

“try to change the ending, peter losing Wendy”

“Handsome you’re a mansion with a view”

“I WAS A SCARLET LETTER”

even her punctuation (!!!) is genius

“That’s a really fucking legacy, to leave”

and yeah of course: haters gonna hate

"Now we got problems, and I don't think we can solve them"

-poetic genius Taylor A Swift

"I don’t trust nobody and nobody trust me" like does that even make sense grammatically 😭

#taylor swift #taylor is a genius #taylorswiftlyrics

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the good news is maybe we were happy will finally get its due

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"what song are you claiming?" NAH BITCH

WHAT SONG IS CLAIMING YOU

Fortnight

where my renfaire bitches at?

2. The Tortured Poets Department

english major swifties unite

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

its me! hi! im his favorite toy! (why does this remind me of so many harry styles songs?? yeah this is for all of you who still think that boy is not a huge red flag)

4. Down Bad

this is for the girlies who worship don't blame me and feel like a glorious badass but then go home and cry

5. So Long London

if you studied abroad and thought you would find a spouse while you were there but fell in love with the country instead and got shipped home anyways (i am definitely not speaking from personal experience) this is coming for the chokehold

6. But Daddy I Love Him

youre a mermaid

7. Fresh Out The Slammer

'and by the way im going out tonight but not in a glitter sparkle bejeweled way....more in a smudged eyeliner and showing off new tattoos way'

8. Florida!!!

you still think spring break is the time of your life

9. Guilty as Sin?

The girlies still processing the Catholic guilt instilled in them growing up

10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

the ones who think they are reputation snake queens but are really too soft for all of it

11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

I swear if you still think Pride and Prejudice is the greatest love story ever told.....i have news for you

12. loml

you laugh while you cry

13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

you cry in inconvenient places, especially grocery store check out lines

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

im 90% sure this is for all of you who love fae romance books, yes i know they are like human sized fae, but emotionally? tinkerbelles

15. The Alchemy

sorry but all i know is that alchemy is a huge metaphorical theme in romeo and juliet and if she mentions anything about turning lead into gold i will melt into a shakespearean puddle, pretty sure this one is for me alone sorry y'all

16. Clara Bow

if you love black and white films im pretty sure this song is gonna be the death of you

17. Bonus Track: The Manuscript

"i'm a writer" says the writer who has had writers block for five and a half years

18. Bonus Track: The Bolter

you're a doomsday prepper

#taylor swift #ts ttpd #ttpd #the tortured poets department #track five #so long london #ts11 #the eras tour

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Thinking about the concept of a white room being a fresh start, contrasting with the midnights room which represented an album full of references to her past

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does my law faculty not understand i have important swiftie duties to attend to. its release week so miss taylor is currently psychologically hazing me to prepare for the album. please and thank you

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There are so many 2s because she knew this album would be 2 much for me to handle.

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going from the warm, cozy midnights room to the cold, barren ttpd hallway and office

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“My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys” and “Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?” being self-written is so scary.

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electric touch not being a fan fav considering the fact that half of the fandom wants a rock taylor album is CRIMINAL

#taylor swift #FACTS #speak now tv #electric touch