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villains always be like "oh no i'm about to die" *powers up a ridiculous amount*

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would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

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..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

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This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement

Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black — and she ends the letter with an important call to action.

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Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/

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What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

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year of the rat baby!!!

begun the rat war has

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yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

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when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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violence mood board

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remember taco bell does taco's well

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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hell is empty except for one frog in a car

#damn right