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When I was a teen, I went to a Christian youth group for a while. I was obsessed with musicals, particularly Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. One day, one of the youth group leaders told me that it seemed I loved Cats the musical more than god, and urged me to give it up. Anyway, I decided after our conversation that I really did love musicals more than god, and I never went to church again. So that’s the story of how Cats made me forsake Jesus and turned me into an atheist.

#i too have experienced a loss of faith after seeing cats #cats musical #christianity

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“Two households, both alike in dignity” is such a raw line. It sounds like it could be from riverdale, but no. It’s Shakespeare

#riverdale

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something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

#horror

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If JKR dies I promise to Weekend at Bernie’s her corpse into becoming a passionate supporter of trans rights

#jk rowling #anti jkr #joanne kathleen rowling

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#cats

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bet everyone who accused me of lying about the riverdale plotline where archie changes his milkshake order to symbolize Loss of Innocence feels preeeeeeeeetty stupid right now

#riverdale #heritage post

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#seinfeld

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All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

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Waow! Girl has been converted to Creature!

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So there’s this terrifying statue currently touring England called KNIFE ANGEL that’s apparently supposed to raise awareness about knife crime or something but i cannot get over how the ppl organising events around this thing have absolutely no idea what tone to go for. Like what sort of Nightvale shit is this

REPTILES!

PONY VISIT!

K N I F E  A N G E L

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#phantom of the opera

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#ao3

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Help! The enemy interpreted my funky little dance as a sign of aggression !

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#the twilight saga #bella swan #twilight

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#alien #xenomorph

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literally this

#trains