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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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being aromantic and into whump is like. shoutout to whump for being a great opportunity to engage with stories about intimacy and vulnerability and powerful emotion and physical interactions with other people and intense relationships that are not presumptively based in romance. what would i do without you.

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Tarot Cats 

Chonky Goods by Ping Hatta Studio

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Ready for the world cup

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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

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can i be a bitch for a sec? ok thanks. i hate it when ppl who speak english as their native language treat words from other languages as slurs or otherwise rude bc the same letter combination is something like that in english. do you guys have any idea how many languages have the word homo for their word for the word gay. it doesn't mean the ppl speaking that language are backwards and homophobic or anything like that. it's literally just a word in their language. it does not hold the same language and cultural reference. please

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#the doctor that diagnosed me was like #are u sensitive to light? #and i was like no no i go outside! #and my mum was like #they spend all day with the blinds closed and are constantly complaining the sun is too bright #and never use the big light only a little lamp in the corner of the room #and i was like oh i was just so used to it i didnt even notice

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What do you call a bakery that makes bread but never makes money?

A naanprofit

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“What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever said?” The boy asks. The horse replies, “Help”.

k.b. // the boy, the mole, the fox and the horse - short movie

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers. 💖

I don't send on chain tags for personal reasons, but people are free to reblog this with their own additions! 💖

Reading

Cross stitch

Walking through woodlands and up hills

The sound of the sea

Birds chirping in the morning

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact