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binalakai · 4 years
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you are literally just like what if zim had to watch everyone get dicked down while he cried in the corner eating cheese dip
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WELL I MEAN this could be zim but he’s fucked over ¾ of this gang n is already hated by almost every irken as is because of what he cant help wrt his pak defects, but let’s face it he’s not doing himself any favors either by the way he is as a person, or..well alien. character personality in general. he’s just not doing anything for himself to make him likable and while he is trying he needs to try hard n with trying harder he needs to learn beyond his stubborn mindset he playin’
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binalakai · 5 years
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ok but consider this route: zim introduces skoodge to tak and somehow someway skoodge n tak hit it off right away and immediately get together leaving a confused lonely zim
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ok fine ill definitely cave into my predictable sense of humor of zim getting fucked over all the time (og image)
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binalakai · 4 years
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me: haha shipping zim n floog n skoodge cute c:
also me: actually since zim does both floog n skoodge dirty in canon what if skoodge smashed floog ass himself n zim can go sit in the alone n stupid corner n learn about how to treat others before committing to a relationship
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binalakai · 4 years
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zim and gir joining the membrane family is cool and all but consider if it was just gir himself crashing the household/living there n the membranes just being like “okay thats our dog now” while zims screaming at him to get back into the house
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binalakai · 4 years
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zimbo (zim himbo)
OF COURSE THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I GET AWEBRHWEJR
ok if you want something silly: he exudes both rancid and sexy energies which isnt allowed in 48 states in america
if you want something serious: it’s amazing how much ANYONE who knows zim can insult him, whether it’s about his appearance, personality, or how impossible it is for him to salvage either of that. he’s ugly in show standards, and not made to be appealing whatsoever to the audience. he fails all the time and is annoying about it by refuse to acknowledge that these failures have shaped him to become the despicable bastard he is. the worst part is that he’s unaware of any of his shortcomings, or if i really want to throw a bone and believe he’s not that dumb, then the most he does with his realizations is twist it into something good even when they aren’t. 
any good redeeming quality that he has is usually exaggerated by the fanbase. we WANT to believe that he’s caring deep down and that he wants love/the feel to be wanted but refuses to express it bc etc etc etc, but whether he knows that or not, it’ll never be truly expressed, and as long as he keeps up such a shitty unloving attitude (seeking approval of the people who dont care, while dismissing ones that give an INCH of a shit about him), he’ll never get the any sort of worthwhile praise and the comfort of being loved, nor will he ever deserve it unless he is willing AND working towards change, which wont happen bc jhonen stole his Development rights
zim was written to be the worst n doomed to never get better and many including i love to make fun of him for that. simple as that.
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binalakai · 5 years
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better to be tak learns to tolerate zim because if he gets abandoned by literally one more person he is going to break down like a cheap recreational vehicle.
LMFAO OK YOURE RIGHT ZIMS LIKE..
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zim is THIS CLOSE to losing the one chill brain cell he’s gained from sharing the company of an irken who doesnt want him dead
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binalakai · 5 years
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skoodge leaves an zim just collapses on the floor like a sad, soggy banana
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zim after skoodge finally achieves gamer status and gets a goth girlfriend 
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binalakai · 5 years
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What pairings do you like one sided on Zim's behalf though and like. why, exactly? (this isn't an attack I am genuinely curious. you also don't have to answer if it's something personal, but if you're okay with sharing your reasons on your interest in these sort of dynamics)
genuinely, as much as i love zim and i think he deserves love, it’s not going to come easy for him. and even if he does struggle through all means to try to earn the affection of whoever he likes, they also have every right and reason to reject him. even from that rejection, i believe that zim can learn from the flaws of the situation, with SOME help of course…otherwise zim on his own would just spiral in his Feelings and get nothing done. whether zim’s progress involves the character he had interest in depends on how in character i think it is.
to spare yall ill put the details under a readmore lmfao. thanks for your interest though if you do wanna check my post out C:
skoodge: zasr is on the VERY top of the list because it’s the one i’m thinking the most of right now. i see a lot of people like to characterize skoodge as the soft one that teaches zim to be more open about his feelings and have more confidence in himself, which i think is fine! in fact i love that fluff stuff, but a while ago i found this fic and [inserts that one grunkle stan meme] this…this is beautiful
if you take a peak at it, then you’ll understand what i mean but the rundown is that skoodge..he’s not the total OPPOSITE of the popular skoodge characterization but he definitely isn’t the affectionate one. in fact he finds affection odd and uncalled for in an irken. he finds zim to be..rather interesting in general. but the good thing is that he likes zim’s confidence, and hopes it can rub off on skoodge. 
i have ZERO idea on where the fic is headed, but it’s been my favorite characterization of skoodge so far.
and on my own imagination if i keep going on this onesided indulgence, then i like to imagine skoodge, while slowly starting to get used to zim’s company, would still find zim’s affection confusing and not something skoodge can easily return back. yes the two are alike, and skoodge sees zim as an equal, but he can also recognize that zim overwhelming issues to work with is something completely out of skoodge’s hands, and it may not be something skoodge can easily tackle as much as he can with a slaughtering rat person. i’d still want them to be friends of course, or hell maybe this can be something slow burned, but i DEFINITELY like to imagine that the first time zim reveals his feelings it’d end in total awkwardness
the tallests: less of a character study reason, moreso just finding scenerios funny where zim is romantically attracted to the tallests even though the tallests hate zim’s guts. i HAVE been seeing an au around where the tallests are nice to zim which is cool n all but . the pure disgust of the tallest hearing zim make awful pick up lines towards them/the secondhand embarrassment from the other irkens hearing it on the other line is HILARIOUS imo. also i like making fun of zim whaddya want from me. 
also tallest purple n red are already dating in every single imagine i have no if ands or buts they are TOGETHER. theyre MARRIED. theyre HAPPY. 
^ bonus the in short supply fic is a guilty pleasure. it still doesnt make me go down with the tallest purple/zim pairing but man is it a dynamic i wouldnt have ever considered yet with the right writer i get heavily invested
tak: same reason that i just find it hilarious + also i mean come on who doesn’t like tak? ngl i do think this one can develop into some sort of friendship if i keep digging into my onesided indulgence and hell i do love wlw and mlm solidarity, but as of right now im on more of a zasr high. in the meantime though i continue to like making fun of idiot zim and confused tak
prof membrane: basically this post i made a while ago. also im fully aware that there’s au’s where zim disguises as Not a Child n therefore pm doesnt see him as one, and of course im all for that for mutual pining. otherwise if we’re talking in universe stuff then this is the direction i take.
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binalakai · 4 years
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You think you could tag zim hate? I likr your comics but the ones where zim is really upset or gets fucked over or whatever make me upset to the point of panic attacks 😔✌️
yeah np! i usually tag it “zim incel hours” but now thinking abt it ill change it to “zimcel hours” in a sec
either way ill try to be more consistent w it bc the last post i def forgot to do that
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