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#zephyr: *gets mentally destroyed by NC and hates his life and being alive*
wraithsoutlaws
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8 months
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every time i post zephyr, in my mind im like "oh boy you're gonna flop" because idk he usually does but the fact that he flops is *so* zephyr, its so meta it makes me laugh so hard
#CRINGEFAIL SOPPING WET POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW
#zephyr thinks hes the coolest hottest smartest dude in town but he's such a loser by all accounts
#he walks out of his apartment and he gets mugged by a 12 year old
#with a TOY gun
#hes the guy who gets puddle splashed by a passing car on the street when everyone else around stays dry
#he really is truly doing his best his best just isn't very good
#zephyr: *gets mentally destroyed by NC and hates his life and being alive*
#zephyr: *does a few lines of snythcoke and gets a giant tribute to NC tattooed on his back*
#it really is the pathetic cringefail personality that scored him misty though so. hes the real winner.
#also i just want to go on record saying 'flop' is subjective and nothing matters the points online are made up i just think its funny
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