#yrah fuck it ig

[scitty]

oh god. tommy saying 'staaarting the stream' on youtube live really fucking hurt shit I got a wave of grief I started watching techno play mc in vr after like. mouths of not watching him fuck

#:(( i miss him.. #technoblade #fuck uh. do i put tw #yrah fuck it ig #tw technoblade death #tommyinnit liveblog #sima post

[delta-rex]

HWLP HELP HELP HELP HELP IM WATCHING THE GIGGLE AND. WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT

HI HELLO HI WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IM LOSING IT.

MISTKY AT THE POWERFUL PSYCHIC IMAGE O JUST GOT BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN OF THE TARDIS AS AN ANGRY CAT WHEN SHE GOT PICKED UP BY THE HELICOPTER. LOOK I CANT EXPLAIN RN BUT TRUST ME WHEN I SAY ITS A POWEFULLY FUNNY IMAGE

Okay okay I'm normal now live react below HRNRNGNGNGNSNANS

MAN THEY REALLY DID JUST REUSE AVENGERS TOWER FOR THIS HUH. DOWN TO THE FUCKIN LANDING PAD

"no change there then"

Hello the vlinks!

Shout out to Donna WOOOO

UH OH LMAO

YEAHHHHHH THEY SAID RHE TITLE WOOOO

ooooooh spooky arpeggio

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SCREENS IN THE TARDIS. WHAT ABOUT THOSE. DO THEY HAVE DTOOKY BILL TOO

apparently not :/ but FINE WHATEVER

man OKAY CASUAL 1925 TIME IG

AVOIDANCE TM. LMAO. GET CALLED OUT ON IT BITCH.

nooooooooooooooooooo little german boy don't go into the spooky toy shop

Woooooooo distortion corridors ooooooooo

AGH. OUGH. AGH. AOUGH. DT DONT GO EXPLODING MY HEART AGAIN

Marionette guy! Normal things

oh yeah tiny doll lady she seems normal and fine. DEFINTIELY not a trap or anything. Spooky

Man origami building was not what I was expecting there tbh

SPICE GIRLS JUMPSCARE. LMFAOOOOO WHAT A SCENE

NOOOOO NOT THE DEATH LAZE- OH MY GOD OH MU GOD OH MU GOD IM GOIGNT TO COMBUST. THEY ARENT GOING TO LET HIM BE ALONE HRRNTNGNNGNGMGNG

HI NCUTI. HIIIIIII

"WORLDS HIGHESR STAKES GAME OF CATCH"

OH THE HUG. THE FOREHEAD KISS. IM NOT OKAY HRHRHEIAIAUSUFHRHFHHFHSJSHhahahahhaHAGAGGAGAGSHHDHD

AUGH..OUGH. AUGH..AUFH.HRNF. AUGH OH MY GOD IM GOING SOB

YRAH I DID. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HES GOING HOME

HRNRNGNGJGHHRHTHTH. AUGH. AOUGH. AIGUH.

YAY RAMP! HAMMER WHACK WHAT?????? YEAH WE DONT QUESTION THE DUPLICATION ITS FINE

YAAAAAY NCUTIIIIIIIIIII WOOOOOOOO

AOUGH OUGJ AUGH OEIRITAH ORISUAHFHHFHG AHEHRGRGGAHRGRGAG OURURUAHAHAGRGGRHRGRHSHAHGRGRHAHAHH ME WHEN I DIE. IM CRYING NOW GOODBYE

'Ive never been so happy in my life' DT WHAT IF YOU EJECTED MY STILL BLEEDING HEART INTO SPACE ON CRUISE MISSILE KNSTEAD. WHAT THEN. IT WOULD HURT ME LESS..GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGGAGHHAHHHAGAGAGAGRHRGRGHRHRG

EXPLODES FOREVER AND DIES I CANR HANDLE THIS. OUTURURUAIAUGAHGRGRHHHRHRGAHRHRHHAHRHEUUFIOAOUFUHFHRHGRGAOOGRJSKJEOEIRHEHAJJAORIRJRJUFHDIAOAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQAAAAAAAAA [EXTREMELY LOUD SOBBING]

ILL BE BACK TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS TOMORROW JRJRNJJTNRNRBHHRGRGHRHRHR.

#doctor who #the giggle #ME WHEN I DIE

[kittycatcock]

how does kitty feel about pet play :3? and how's about choking

petplay

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

uhhh yrah its pretty good ig. id brark a bit if a girl told me to idk ive never tried it before 0_0

choking

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

get ur paws around my throat this fucking instant!!!! or um. sorry. that was uncouth. okay i like the idea of being choked During obviously but even just casually being choked is good too.. especially when it comes out of fucking nowhere, like gentle pets to ear scritches to ur paw gliding down my neck so sweet and slowly creeping around my throat aaand i cant breathe >////< hmm but from the other side idk how much id wanna do the choking. if they were super pathetic and whiny about it maybe i would idk.....

#kittys mewsings :3

[ourplegaymer101]

Incorrect quotes (again) but its my favorite ophanim duo (+ some info about them in the end because yes)

Phanuel: I just ended a five year relationship.

Raziel: Oh no, are you okay?

Phanuel: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

---

Phanuel, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Raziel, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

---

Raziel: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Phanuel: What are you passionate about?

Raziel: Sleeping.

---

Phanuel, holding an unconscious Raziel: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

---

Phanuel: I've connected the two dots.

Raziel: You didn't connect shit.

Phanuel: I've connected them.

---

Raziel: Are you mad?

Phanuel: No.

Raziel: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

---

Phanuel: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Raziel: You looked in a mirror?

Phanuel: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

---

Phanuel: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Raziel: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Phanuel: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

---

Raziel: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Phanuel: You're right, Raziel.. Violence can't be the answer.

Raziel: Correct, Phanuel. Now, on to the next lesso-

Phanuel: Violence is the question.

Phanuel: And the answer is yes!

Raziel: Phanuel, no!!

---

Raziel: Awww, why don't you like cats, Phanuel? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Phanuel: I don't know Raziel, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Raziel:

Phanuel: I'm ALLERGIC.

---

Raziel: You know, Phanuel, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Phanuel: ...

Phanuel: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

--- [Infodumping Part Time] ---

Raziel and Phanuel are the leaders of the Ophanim. This is because Phanuel kinda became the acting leader when Raz disappeared for 10 millenia.

They are not in a relationship. In fact, they both have a partner

Raziel is one of the only reasons why Phanuel has not snapped, at least to the degree of it being dangerous.

Phanuel uses He/She while Raziel uses They/Them

Phanuel is actually really scared of Raziel, and for a good reason. She thinks they are hiding something, and finds it creepy

Raziel sometimes gets annoyed of Phanuel, but has already accepted the commotion

Phanuel is one of the only few people who know about Raziel's relationship with Lucifer

yrah thats it ig lol

#ourple's elementia #archangel phanuel #archangel raziel #incorrect archangel quotes #angel oc #angel ocs #oc #oc shit #oc info #god i love their dynamic sm

[tkc-info]

Next Gen Headcanons

Coraleide version

@wagnerthedragon

They have a lot of things in common. Like, a LOT

They're both bisexual, share a passion for clothing, have a similar personality, they're the older sister (Adelaide older than her brother Marcus only by around two months), they have somewhat similar personalities, they also come from homoparental homes ig

Ofc they're different in other ways. Adelaide, for once, is a maths nerd and very academically smart. Coraline is all about music (she plays the violin like a pro) and has a concerning obsession with swords

On the topic of Coraline, she *hates* being called anything but Coraline. 'Cal'? That's for her aunt. 'Cora'? Absolutely not. 'Cory'? Run

However, Adelaide is (obviously) the exception. She has the nickname 'Phoebe' for Coraline. There's a reason, naturally

So, Adelaide loves seeing Coraline practice swordfighting (Adelaide herself doesn't need it for *spoiler reasons*). And one day this astronomy nerd saw Coraline swing her sword around --in a medieval era dress because Coraline is extra like that-- and instantly thought of comparing her to the satellite Phobos. Coraline's face was of utter confusion, but Adelaide really liked it since in Roman mythology Phobos was the son of Venus and Mars and beauty+a warrior spirit described Coraline perfectly. The name Phobos was feminised to Phoebe and the nickname stuck

By the way, they've been best friends for seventeen years and they have yet to realise their feelings are requited

Coraline has had a crush virtually since forever but Adelaide only found out while dating her ex and it was a very big 'oh shit' moment

Adelaide won't tell Coraline why she broke up with her boyfriend

Adelaide deals with her crush by what could only be described as simping. Diana, Marcus, Selvar... everyone has seen her sigh dreamily at a picture of Coraline like a Victorian lady reading a letter from her sweetheart at least twice. But Adelaide would never admit to having sighed (nor liking Coraline for the matter)

Everyone knows she's in fucking love, though

That being said, Coraline's crush is much more out there. She has close to a hundred violen pieces composed about her love for Adelaide and has written too many poems to count

Odhran loves to tease his sister for her crush and always tells her she should just confess. Coraline refuses because hOw cOuLd AdElaIdE zUbaIrU lOVe hEr???

That, obviously, is also what Adelaide feels

They're dumb

But despite refusing to confess their feelings, they go on dates. As in, they'll have a picnic just the two of them several times a week and they've come close to kissing several times

(Yrah swears that if Coraline and Adelaide don't kiss on their own they will force them to kiss themself. They're tired of having to seat around watching their 'nonsensical, absurd game of tug-of-war about who's going to be more oblivious')

And you know what's the worst about it all? Adelaide and Coraline go out of their way to convince the other they're not in love with them. By which I mean Coraline is constantly pointing out girls and guys Adelaide could date and vice versa (and those people are hot, but they care very little when they're this far gone)

#the phoebe thing is horribly explained but I now want to write something about that day #someone remind me #I want to write that and Aaliyah/Odhran's qpr aroace-ness stuff #next gen