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throwingideasatthewall · 3 years

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Clone Wars A Friend in Need

Well let’s see you at the main cast who has friends?

Obi-Wan a “girlfriend,”. and apparently no one else

Anakin

Padme

- Who does have the one person who most prominently featured the word “friend”

-Clovis

But he’s been gone since..

Ahsoka;

I mean does Barisse count

Oh wait I forgot a CP3PO and R2D2

So our, candidates are generally down to, Clovis, Barisse, the droids (CP3PO & R2D2) Or an unknown character coming from under the table (Which is always on the table)

(Oh and Jar Jar Binks, who I don’t think classifies as a friend ?)

Which is why none of the characters have it “ In response” (To quote)

Oh

Mandalore?

O- kay? ... A

I’m not sure I get the whole design thing-

Still slightly nope- about it - Con-tinuing - ? - Um - What? - Also isn’t he supposed to be a kid?

Like he was one of the better kid representations in the show just barely scraping over the hump around that time..

I’m taking a break from the live commentary just to see how this plays out;

[Random stranger shows up without an invitation and irritates literally everyone yeah sure let them stay

- no invitation

-no explanation needed-

- Not like this could Quite- literally fu-

An- Way,

See,

Also, Dear- God ,

[Skip button used at nausuem]

Yeah, I couldn’t stand that,

[It just, didn’t-]

?

They’re just escorting him back to his ship

,right

[Oh so yeah whatever happened to that kid considering his mother was dead and his father is informed to be dead,

How is he alive?

[also I will give it that it is still staying within the margins of reasonable child behavior or just decent enough that it stays under the radar, Though it does get me nervous,

[That or I’m just kind of numb to it, Focus,]

Also yeah what was expected to happen? -

- Ok seriously who gave the kid the order is though (Okay who gave the kids the orders though because I’m little sus. Nothing serious yet just a bit skittish,”

Okay,

Es- Cape

Oh gosh they’re doing the Boba Fett thing aren’t they?

Sen-ator?

Whoa, whoa the fuck? . Dude is like 12. (16 maybe)

Like, No,

(Unless that was a bit At his involvement in politics,)

Also what is up with his size when we last saw him he was a- l- significantly smaller and clearly a child

[The scales a little off in that frame.

Why,

-

X

Whelp, A war just broke out, - And Ahsoka just dragged the Mandalorians into a war,

.

Wha-

(Also pardon me but in the queen say something about subtle ?)

- Whe-

Co-rousant

Also yeah the council is going to love that

“ Hey cancel I found a separatist, can I keep it ?”

Re- P-ublic. - Is he a spy?

[Like yeah admittedly that seems like a lot of work to go through,]

Oh so yeah that was pretty good the expression, , stayed neutral and non-emotional

Amen- sty-

W-ell

That- just came out of nowhere,

.

Pl-an

Children don’t have plans,

And adults don’t have such un- even tone - -Gun

Ah, you know literally nothing about him

You had a five minute conversation while he just repeated Pro-paganda, And order s-

Talking points

Also he’s a Sep-artist

You don’t know he’s not a fighter - Well then you’ll -starve- - The di-

Okay seriously what was with that tone?

Everything you’ve been through,

Again, that’s teasing If it’s a child,

And adult? (The context really doesn’t support it)

Okay, what is with the eyes?

Okay, No,

Children can’t do outright emotion like that- - Certain things might cause an automated reaction- But their face stays blank, And, it doesn’t reach their voice,

Adults well they have a lot even-er tone-

They’re purposeful

And this should have a lot more weight and the narr-a-tive treat them like equals

[I’m going to go use the skip button]

cause this is getting Hella quasi-

Wait.

Okay...

[Sk ip]

Like seriously this kid that should be dead like 50 things over because kids can only follow orders and at the mercy of adults

If he’s an adult, A) Ahsoka may very well be an enabler, And B) Narr-ative needs to get its tone right and treat them like eq-uals

Dude- Movie - ?

What?

H-

[I am at 6:30 Btw (With the brief. indication that he just knocked her out with some thing,)

What??

[i’ve talked about the Evil Child trope; it needs to burn,] Is-

Mr. Bontierre

So yelling at an in-nocent child,

Oh reasonable anger at a malicious adult, (And an attack). that likely could’ve been prevented,

Be-cause yeah he stabbed her in the back

But,

(Malicious science is not something I often dabble in,)

This works,

W-

Quasi my two least favorite things quasi and the deathwatch,

(I don’t even remember if there was a con- fron- tation, And they were assumed gone

Or...

Or, just a bunch of reenactors that like putting on their helmets,

(Or people with similar helmet designs,)

Like seriously that. seemed very chill for people that have like this

blood vendetta against Jedi,

- Snoop

How

Where?

Okay?

Me

Be-trothed

Movie?

What the fuck?

[Like ok just hold on a second though,

That is a child [imp- lied to be one the last time we saw this dude]

-

Either

- He’s not an adult-

As clear by the lack of emotion(s)

And just feckin everything

Huh?

Okay, no just no,

“Old, “. is more so the concern here,

Like dude doesn’t talk or act like an adult..

I-

-

Cele brate

(Are we sure these guys are deathwatch they don’t seem to have the same insignia, or any indication?

Is every thug that hangs out in the woods Wear Ing armor deathwatch now?

A-i

Why, would he think that?

A-g

Ser-ious-ly that makes them no more assholes than literally anyone else

Like they’re not sentient,

I’m more concerned with the asshole that program them to feel fear and general although human emotions

Like if the practice robot I was using suddenly gave a scream of human like pain I would stop immediately,

Doesn’t matter if some asshole continue-d to program it

If there’s any indication, you stop

Yeah you could say these guys are assholes for practicing on it,

(And yeah obviously don’t enable that shit,)

Un-less, it’s like an acting droid?

I don’t-

Like don’t get me wrong the “woman comment could’ve been kind of a dick move

Actually, no it totally was, Because it was totally un-wanted

And No

But.

But literally everything else;

Some reenacters just decided to set up in a park, screw around with some effects droids, And possibly get drunk, With one of them having a history with Dooku

(Like it’s one of the flaws with the Mandalorian arc that I meant to bring up, That it relies heavily on negative ass- ociation,

Aka, assuming that you assume the worst of a situation,

When in reality, no, people tend to be pretty positive and assume benefit of doubt,

You’re really going to have to work at convincing me that these guys aren’t just your average brand of asshol-ery (Two/ Three Times)

Seriously, Anakin, what the fuck

(Or maybe just what the fuck at the scenario,

Since Anakin probably didn’t know this would happen

(Train-ed to detect distress in Ana-kin)

And those guys didn’t know that it was trained to detect distress...

Still I really don’t like how they are por-tray-ing him as sentient in that moment

(Semi-sentient)

Also, how is he supposed to re-assemble anything he doesn’t really have arms

Most of the things we’ve seen being able to be fixed by a gear thing,

And, yeah he can kind of pick up some things

But I’m pretty sure this thing requires bendable appendages,

?

Okay, what’s with the hand maidens?

When did deathwatch become misogynistic?

Also they’re adults,

Kid-napp- ed - Ah, you’re still adults and could’ve you know stopped them at any time,

“Simple”

No one’s less or more intelligent than each other

You both produce the same amount of energy-

I’m really hoping they were going for simple as in they aren’t really interested in materialistic . But the tone around these people leaves a lot to be desired . and concerned about,

Trust easily

Everyone trusts easily . We’re humanity

That’s kind of (our) thing,

Making the world a softer better place.

-

Ah,

?.

?

Ser-iously

Also, wow is this several, miscommunications

This is getting pretty damn boomer,

Dead,

-

?

(Taken)

They are people not object if they went they went willingly

(Assuming they are adults which is in worry-ing question,)

?

He re-

When they said stole I thought they meant from like a village A few blocks over

Like in the past,

But dude comes in like he just turned a corner,

L-eave

You can’t return a fucking. pe-rson,

Oh that was nice- though the tone awful-

(But also still you can’t return a person in like a grocery bag

O-i

Bu-tchers

Or this isn’t the deathwatch

Or they are suffering from a serious bouts of Clovis syndrome (Or more so reverse Clovis syndrome, Like their actual first leader whatever his name was,

?

W-ell

Ok, now that was just straight up murder

Well,

Dear fuck

Also, this is why we assume accountability

Also hey that name after a very little note,

Great,

Also his temperament seem to completely change,

Went from prove yourself

To ‘Welcome to the club buddy, ‘ with little regard,

They kill people

fecking kills people

Jedi-

That was disgraceful

Also I guess maybe he could’ve managed it if he fixed one thing at a time and I mean some of them had some functional with limbs and assumed fixed self capability

- Ai Ght

-

“ ?

Ok seriously what is with the Tided up thing,

Or literally,

Ca -mp

P-lease

Honor

He’s

-

Jus- tice

Ok seriously what is with Ahsoka and constantly getting her ass kicked, And it’s portrayal as involuntary,

Seriously, Hand to hand combat shouldn’t be much of an issue for her , either way-

Well, seriously can’t she win a fight on her own- ,merit

Against a boomer?

?

So, they are tracked

Good

Why is she such an idiot this episode?

Lux

Why is she so devastated?

Why is he so mature?

Like either she should-

Remove him from the bad situation being an adult and him a child

-Who should have only orders and no initiative

All she said was specked in adults decision and not be doing this,

And the tone was down right Con- cerning-

?

Ser-iously?

No actually you were pretty un accountable for literally all the episode and then you somehow had to save her

Be cause

Pr-omise

Oy, his tone needs to even -er,

*gag*

Well that episode,

Was disgusting,

Downright Disturb-ing

Due To It’s

Lack of commitment to a tone - Going quasi During a romance

With unfortunate implications either childify-ing an adult, Over sexualizing a child, Both of which aren’t a good look,

On top of childify- ing an adult (woman)

*Believe to be accurate identification - (Several)

In Meta

Using Quasi tone, as well as Body Lan-guage, Portraying No recognizable emotion, Befitting of a child - With the dialogue and plot generally indicating and supporting this disgusting and awful insinuation that any adult being is unable of holding them selves or others accountable, and is equal parts of one (humanity)

Or (complete) (Developed) humanity in general

Coupled with slave indications- (Bound wrists) Without the common decency of its predecessor, To acknowledge that Ahsoka as an adult, Shared no risk, (And need not tole- rate. outside of her own preference and accountability)

Showing no self-awareness,

And continuing the theme into the chase scene (Note you can have character like such play along with such scenario But it has to come with the self-awareness said they are not in any danger (In universe)

(Oh and a very forced and completely Boomer message about not following the crowd, that is terribly botched, especially with what seems to be the positive influence (Ahsoka) Doing literally the exact thing, Children not having the ability of initiative, And it not committing to adult)

(And is essentially everything that I disliked about the Man- dalorian arc;

The unaccountability of the male leads,

With an extra bit of certain adult childifi -cation

And uncertain tone

(Which en-sures that if the disturbing and downright toxic message didn’t scare you off the complete lack of fun certainly will)

(And dis- appointing)

and puts it right back to no live reactions

Because well this is essentially the bonus round of writer’s advice and “is it fun,”. There has to be some con- sequence for submitting me to tox/ Contin-uing to create tox long after it was excusable,

(Or had leniency,)

(Now having fully worn out as welcome

Several episodes -ago)

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