#you need to replace your pillows regularly shep

[baejax-the-great]

Circannual rhythms are always a crap shoot in space, but if Shepard catches Garrus whistling down the hallways of the Normandy, she knows he’s about to refurbish their entire bedroom and it’s a race to hide her favorite pillows.

#mass effect #turian headcanon #garrus #shepard #shakarian #yes making fun of garrus being a bird is a hill I will die on #he's nesting he nests #does it matter that he has better taste in furnishings NO #this isn't regulation vakarian #you need to replace your pillows regularly shep #it's hygienic and don't these have better support anyway #you don't use pillows what do you even know about support #the asari on the citadel told me this was the hottest color for bedrooms this year #HOW WOULD SHE KNOW