#you need to read the last quote like im a scientist who accidentally let +900 mutant giant aliens escape

[sollilua]

yesterday i had to fight with over 6 20mm (0.8 inch) flies in the middle of the night. i feel like I'll never be the same.

i won... but at what cost.

#also my sister was insisting they're beetles #me: no they're flies #her: no they're beetles wtf flies aren't that large #me an entomology student:... no they're flies...... they.... escaped 😳 *dramatic voice* #you need to read the last quote like im a scientist who accidentally let +900 mutant giant aliens escape