#you could build an exact replica of willy wonkas factory

[cryptidiopathic]

Imagine having a billion with a b dollars and choosing to spend your time arguing on Twitter...

#yes about muskrat but also #billion with a b! you could pay people to be nice to you irl #you could build an exact replica of willy wonkas factory #you could have literally any hobby. you could fly an expert in any field to your house for six months to teach you #you could buy a spot at any university and just take whatever classes you want. you can fail them too. it doesnt matter #you could commission any possible piece of technology to have. #you could rent out any museum and walk around shitfaced by urself. you could do that on any given saturday. #you have more opportunities than almost anyone else in the world! why on earth are you on twitter? #a billion with a b. i would throw my whole phone away then buy a new one and hire someone to check it and telle only the important things #i just feel like at this point its on you. you do not have to spend ur days scrolling twitter. you could go whale watching or hiking #or to disneyland. you could rent out disney land. you could go to antarctica. you could go to any beach on earth. #like idk. why would you be on twitter.