#yes this IS the only reason that i will on occation read a steve/howard fic

[the-faultofdaedalus]

steve for the ask game?

NOTP: steve/bucky im sorry it jjust does not vibe

OTP: once again. once again. for all of these it is going to be this. once again TAKE A GUESS

BROTP: samsteve and stevenat. they r Friends and it is good. fluff shit: still stevetony but specifically AA stevetony angst ship: stevetony but ults. also 616 stevetony. and mcu stevetony. so like, all.

weird ship: OHHHOHOHOHO MY TIME TO SHINE i have so many,,,,,,, for one, i definitely think that at some point in ults steve, jan, and tony should have a threesome. like, post the whole natasha thing and also when jan is cucking hank. i think it would be fun. @tin-can-iron-man knows exactly where this comes from. for two, and listen, listen, i know, but hey did you know that in 616 edwin jarvis is canonically not british. because he isn't. technically! edwin jarvis is from fucking BROOKLYN! and also served with the royal canadian air force somehow (in ww2). so like. listen. listen. i think it would be funny as hell if they had, like, a History. and maybe started hooking up in the future as well. is this low-key just because i think it's really, really funny if, like, tony's crush is/was romantically involved with his various parental figures? yes, yes it is. do i also just think that, like, everyone finding out that not only jarvis and steve knew eachother (which is... reasonable, they could've met during the war) but knew eachother as kids is just. so funny. it's so fucking funny. must i always choose ships based on comedic potential alone? no, but like, the only other criteria i use is angst potential so like. there.

#listen i know this is Problematique and very cursed of me #but like. i think it would be funny as hell if tony got cucked by his father figures. #in like. a very sad way. but still in a funny way. #yes this IS the only reason that i will on occation read a steve/howard fic #do i like. actually ship them romantically. ha fuck no. #do i think it's extrodinarily funny and also painful for tony: yes #i need no other reasons #Anonymous