#yes i know thats not how you spell bologna

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Mall AU scene setting balony.

Big post for the major characters (well. just my personal favorite characters) in my babychild Mall AU since I actually kinda wanna do more with it lol

The jobs & small descriptions of the other characters can be found in this post

NOTE: This is basically a collaborative effort AU bc of how goofy silly it is. If you have an idea (esp for the characters I clearly haven't/won't develop) shoot me an ask!!!! talk to me !!!! lets all have fun with this thing!!!

If you have maybe an idea for a ficlet (Like @anonymous-dentist 's series of knapity getting together (pt 1 / 2 / 3) just shoot me a dm abt the idea and ill help talk thru the concept to keep things at least a little consistent but I most likely won't say no!!!

- Set in a coastal town in Oregon (but a fake one. Like how Stephan King does it)

- Population is just slightly above “everyone knows everyone”, but everyone at least knows someone who knows someone you don’t know

- Aside from the beach, the mall is like the Big Attraction which is why so many people flock to work there as their first job

Quackity (Manager at Spencer’s)

- In the foster system most of his life after being taken away from his parents as a kid

- Bonded with Tubbo extremely fast and was honestly more of a parent to him than their actual foster parents

- Foster parents passed in an accident, after a month of confusing legal junk he & Tubbo were left a house on the oregon coast and Quackity was made Tubbo’s sole caregiver

- He was given a year (the length the house was prepaid off to) to prove he could be a reliable caregiver

- Met Schlatt a couple months into the move, the two started going out almost immediately

- Schlatt was very possessive and only let Q hang around people he “approved of” (those being Schlatt’s own friends, one of which being Wilbur)

- Despite the downhill of the relationship Schlatt was helping with payments on the house and keeping everything in order so Quackity could remain in care of Tubbo so Q kinda just put up with everything

- Two years into the relationship Schlatt ended up dying bc [bro idk he just dies i dont care enough to sort this out]

- Despite rarely seeing eye-to-eye, Wilbur was quick to step in and help Quackity find his footing. He offered him a job at the HT in the mall, but Quackity ended up getting the manager position at the Spencer’s through chance.

- Is still scarred and blinded in his left eye, but not as intensely. Got it from a less-than-ideal foster family prior to his one with Tubbo.

- Gets a new piercing every time there’s a crisis in his life

- A couple of tattoos here and there (Most significant are the golden wings on his back)

- Occasional stress smoker but not an addict

- Wasn’t actually aware poly was a thing before Sapnap & Karl came along

- Has psychosis but is slowly starting to manage it better

- Ossium is his pet Python, has a pet deathstalker scorpion as well

- Despite his complaining, he really does appreciate Sam’s parental-ish care for him since he’s not very used to the concept

Sapnap (Disney Store)

- Adopted by BBH when he was 8

- Met Dream and George when he was 10 and decided at that moment they would be his besties forever. He has very much held true to this.

- Eryn was adopted into the family when he was 12. He dedicated his life to caring for him.

- Ended up becoming pretty close with Wilbur bc of their brother’s friendship

- Is also just generally close with Tommy and hangs out with him a lot on their breaks

- Applied to work at Vans in the mall pretty much the second he turned 18

- Became the asst. manager like 7 months in

- Has abandonment anxiety so he likes to hold people’s hands a Lot

- Runs hot naturally

- Has a pet skunk named Sketchers that he got for free from some guy on the beach (stink gland removed)

- Proposes to Karl & Q daily. They’re not sure if he’s serious. (He is.)

- Does fencing + archery for fun

- Volunteers on weekends to help rehab ex-military dogs

- Drives a bright orange two door jeep wrangler

- Really good with kids and gets lots of compliments at the Disney Store

- Soft-banned (aka not actually banned, Hannah just gives him a mean look) from Yankee Candle for trying to steal something 

- Used to play drums in a band with D&G, still messes around on his kit sometimes

Karl (Manager at the Disney Store)

- Parents are important political figures of [fake New York city here]

- Book Nerd ! Book Nerd !

- Worked at a disney store in his hometown but a really good manager promotion led him to packing up and moving across the country

- Forcibly dragged Connor out with him so he’d have someone he knew there

- Lives almost basically on the beach

- Runs a tiktok page for his cat Rutabaga, has like 2M followers on it

- Overacessorizes to hell and back

- Slight kleptomaniac, quells this by taking Q & Sap’s clothes

- Major romantic

- Bites people (affectionately)

- Wants to open a library in the town someday

Wilbur (Manager at Hot Topic)

- Tommy’s bio older brother & main caretaker

- Rarely talks abt his own problems so he kinda just listens to everyone else’s

- Feels bad for Quackity so he never takes issues with letting Tubbo stay over if Q has to avoid spending money on other basic necessities to keep up with house payments

- Is very nosy but has a charm that kinda makes people wanna rant abt their problems to him

- Loves his HT job, is very bitter towards his friends who chose other places in the same damn mall to work instead of working with him

- Jokingly calls Phil “dad”, unclear if him saying he’s twins with Techno is a joke or if he’s tricked himself into fully believing it despite to age gap

Tommy (Build-a-Bear)

- Started working at BaB when he wasn’t even old enough

- Sam just likes him a lot and fell victim to the puppy dog eyes

- Applied to the lego store first bc he wanted to work with Eryn. Refuses to shop there now after being rejected

- Barely ever actually in the store if he’s not on the clock. Loves bothering Sapnap specifically

- Unironically calls Phil dad but tells everything it’s totally ironic

- Doesn’t rlly gaf abt his lack of an actual parent and is cool with just having Wilbur around

- Rivalry with Dream that he’s not sure how it started but loves to encourage it

- Is also soft-banned from Yankee Candle

Tubbo (Manager of most of the food court places)

- Most of his life prior to moving to the town is a blur in his mind

- Kinda shuts out the past and just focuses on his happiness living with Quackity

- No one is sure how he ended up as the manager of most of the food court places. And he will never tell.

- Didn’t have a lot of chances to make friends before moving so he grips pretty tightly to the ones he has now

- Michael is a pig BaB he got with Ranboo

- Really wants to get a matching tattoo w/ Q

Charlie (Spencer’s)

- Didn’t have a huge plan for how his life was supposed to go so when Q called and said “my life sucks please move here”, he moved!

- Very charming loved by basically everyone

Sam (Manager at Build-a-Bear)

- Had a very lonely life for a while

- Was basically like a dad to a lot of people but never had someone to Truly care abt bc everyone always had someone else

- Met Q through Tommy and they got along pretty well from the start

- Sam could tell Q was going thru things just based on his behaviors so he started doting on him (asking if he’d eaten, constantly doing check-ins, driving him around if he felt too anxious to do so himself)

- Gave Q his old car

- Has a…. Thing. with Ponk and Foolish. No one can describe their Thing. No one dares try.

- Very particular about the way the store looks

#yes i know thats not how you spell bologna #mall au #okay i am sleepy .

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Even numbers that don't end or start with 8 for both things

I’m going to assume you meant all three.Not Usually Asked Asks2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?Yes because they want you to, if you don’t they just get thrown away because they can’t know if you’ve messed with them or not

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?No

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?Nope

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?People who won’t listen

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?Sometimes

16: How many people have you slept with this week?0 my firend

20: Do you still watch cartoons?Hell yeah

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?I’m not going to tell you, then you’d dig it up!

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?BBQ

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?Galaxy Quest

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?A short while ago, to you in fact

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?Yes

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?Bologna, Pepperoni, american cheese

36: What is your usual bedtime?HAHAHAHAH

40: How many languages can you speak?1 and bits of others

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?Lego Bricks

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?Letterman

46: Are you afraid of heights?A bit

50: Ever used a gun?Nope

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?Yes, but I love them

54: Ever eat a pierogi?Probably

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Architect

60: Wear slippers?Sometimes

62: What do you wear to bed?Not much

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Wal-mart

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?Fritos

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Nah

72: Ever won a spelling bee?Nope

74: Own any record albums?Not personally

76: Regularly burn incense?Nope

90: Can you knit or crochet?Nope

92: Do you want to get married?Yes

96: Do you have kids?No

99: Do you miss anyone right now?Many People

Distract Me Asks2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?Yeah

4: What’s something you really want right now?Love

6: Do you like the beach?Yes

10: Do you like your phone?Yes

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?Probably you Val

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?Emotional

16: Are you tired?Always

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?A long time ago

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Probably not

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?Not anymore

26: Do you have any tattoos?Nope

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?Yes

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?I have many people of differing gender identities than mine that I can talk to

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?No

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?Yes

40: Have you ever cried over a text?Not that I can think of

42: What is it from??

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?My Mom

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?No

50: Top 3 web-pages?Tumblr, facebook, youtube

52: Does anything on your body hurt?My brain

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?Water

56: What do you usually do first in the morning?struggle to get up

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?Probably tonight when we hang out

62: When will be the next time you text someone?No clue

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.Getting out of bed... slowly

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?Yeah

70: How many windows are open on your computer?6

72: What is your ringtone?Default

74: Where is your Mum right now?Home

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?Nope

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?Yeah

92: Do you get along with girls?Yes

94: Does sex mean love?No

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?I don’t think so. Not yet anyway

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?Probably my mom

Honesty Hour Asks2. Are you outgoing or shy?Outgoing

4. Are you easy to get along with?I like to think so

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?friendly people

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?You

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?“Good Kid” from the Percy Jackson Musical, and thats about it right now. I keep it on repeat

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Yes

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Nah

20. Do you like your neighbors?Yeah

22. Where would you like to travel?To my friends’ houses

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Sleeping

26. What do you do when you wake up?Complain

30. Do you ever want to get married?Yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?I’m too tired to think about this right now

34. Do you play sports? What sports?Quidditch

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Nope, I’ve got a big mouth

40. What do you want to do after high school?Suffer less, but that didn’t work out

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m dead

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?Outer Space

46. What are you paranoid about?Everything

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Gray

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Too nice

54. Favourite store?Marbles Brain Store

56. Favourite colour?Green

60. Ever won a competition? For what?Not that I can think of, besides trivia

62. Been arrested? For what?Nope

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?I don’t remember honestly

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?Most of them ARE my real friends

70. Names of your bestfriends? Valerie (das you), Cameron, Victoria, Dan, Tom, Chelsi, there are a lot of them

72. What colour are your towels?Various

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?2

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?Too many to count

76. What colour is your underwear?Black atm

90. Name a person you love?You!

92. In a fight with someone?Nope

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Like 4

96. Favourite actress?Auli’i Cravalho

100. How are you feeling?Eh

102. Do you regret anything from your past?Yes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?Many people

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Probably

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Yeah

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?My Dad I think

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yes

116. Are you listening to music right now?Nope

120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not really

122. Is cheating ever okay?No

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Maybe

126. Are you currently bored?Yes

130. Do you like subway?Yes

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?You

134. Can you count to one million?Yes? What kind of question is this?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed because my roommates are not okay with nudity

140. Summer or Winter?Summer

142. Favourite month?May

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk

146. Was today a good day?So far yeah

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first lineIt’s an art book, and 42-43 happens to be a two page spread image with no words on it, and the focus of the image is on 43 so it’s literally just grass with a castle in the background

Thanks for asking Val!

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