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service4marriedmen · 3 months
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That moment they realise that when you said you'd love to taste their brew, you're not talking about the tank sample, but the batch they've been brewing in their balls.
Turns out it was sweet, yeasty, and not at all bitter.
They know how to brew, I'll give 'em that.
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COTTAGE LOAF and YEASTY DOGS
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mrchill55 · 7 months
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Scents
I love the smell of nicotine on a woman...on her clothes, in her hair, on her breath. I also adore the smell of a woman's urine...sorry, not sorry
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cinehipsters · 10 months
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COTTAGE LOAF and YEASTY DOGS
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milkyoatmilk · 11 months
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Every time I sing “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola” I feel like I’m manifesting a uti
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carolinadominguezratto · 11 months
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COTTAGE LOAF and YEASTY DOGS
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indiafishydish · 1 year
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Advice to heed, steal once pay twice
I had sephora send me a second lip balm because it’s trash tbh.
But really if it’s trash why do I need a second one do you guys know what I mean because I knew when I received it it was a trash product
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Things are getting pretty gross and when the lower class community once used products from Sephora, that’s when they get nastier because you don’t want new products after all you want trash I had to go ahead and edit the order number because I had a feeling that Kelsie or Stephanie or Nick, or one of those trash bowls would probably interfere with my order because they want to receive interior products themselves yes can be left off to be honest with you. it sounded better without it.
— Dr. Lang you don’t hate all Indian women right you just hate the ones that are super super smart and fresh. Is that right? Bullseye bitch oh my God it’s like oh my God.
But Mark, is he intentionally acting like a scumbag or is he really that much of a scumbag
— well well if it’s oh God Roger that is not cool. Oh my God you need to have a talk with that bitch that is disgusting. That is not my grandmother you let that fucking cinnamon roll eating Cunt know exactly what I said.
Sexual hygiene, children Jesus Christ you guys are nasty as fuck. Unfortunately the doctor has like a needle in the back of my neck right now so I feel a little bit like forced to go along with some of the shit I’m not gonna get aids because you guys think it’s funny though.
So you guys piss in the pool and then you have to eat from that same trough Nick what’s it like eating at a restaurant you don’t even wanna be eating at but it’s your fault
Stephanie, is that gross? Oh fuck me she just continues to be gross well so she’s in the same category as Teresa and a lot of other people that’s pretty nasty you guys.
Mark brought up animal farm while he mentioned that Doctors eat from a certain trough and they never stop if they are going to continue to be piggies. They will probably be piggies until they are stopped gosh it’s relevant. It makes a lot of sense to me.
Ashley would later tell me that Stephanie tried to cross that line and she cannot do that so that must really be a point of jealousy. That’s a nasty nasty line to cross to try. I understand that she is not particularly the most intelligent girl around. She’s just your average bag of trash.
But all children need love I’m not saying I’m gonna cross any line don’t misunderstand me. I already did cross that line and it’s kind of interesting because it calmed her down. Whatever the fuck I naturally gave without thinking before it’s probably because we’re not having a Chan versus San disagreement.
So you’re telling me India was jealous of your treasure or something like that Wayback in the day right John Wayne
I’m not a big fan of that poor potato bullshit. I told you guys in America
I said corporatized and wow yeah I am not a fan I love potatoes and I love dogs and I really love dogs. Did I ever tell you that John Wayne knows that right well you know my other grandfather he is the guy who is sort of John Wayne to me but I’m a little bit too sentimental sometimes so it’s not like my heart is split into and Amanda Palmer can’t ever feel that for herself the way that I can feel that for myself it’s always about what you guys can steal for yourselves. You can’t go around telling people or telling me that I was just so privileged all of this time.
I think grandfather would love you I really do
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sunnibits · 3 months
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tried beer for the first time it was mid
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adelphenium · 9 months
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OMFG ILY ART SMMMMM CAN YOU PLEASE DRAW KIRILL KAPRIZOV AND ZUCCY PLZZZZ
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i had no idea these two were a Thing but oh man.. i can surely see it
thank u for the req!!!
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kangals · 7 months
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i'm going to bring stellina in with me to work tomorrow bc she's got this weird rash/infection something on her back thats clearly uncomfortable for her. i am in living in fear of the doctor having it shaved 😬
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totallyseiso · 9 months
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The posts I see daily on here make me think I really am the only person normal about Kikuri
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fennopunk · 5 months
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I have learned these past couple weeks that I actually do like making bread and can make bigger batches in one go, which wasn't a possibility on my previous attempts for multiple reasons. But there's a new problem.
If there's more than "one serving" of bread, especially flat bread, my inner Pippin awakens and I WILL demolish most of the batch on one sitting.
I probably should have kept making one small bread at the time...
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voidedjuice · 5 months
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im rare and special (dont think beer tastes like piss but still dont like it)
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anime-scarves · 9 months
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Tried making some bird shaped rolls today. They turned out as great rolls, but aren't really bird shaped anymore.
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who want some
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gothmods · 9 months
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>weird residue in cpap humidifier
>get machine serviced
>residue comes back
>handwash tank multiple times
>residue comes back
>no visible signs of mold inside the machine
Hhhhhh
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